User:VagCoastGuard

Real name: Vagina Coastguard

Nicknamed: cause UD wiki won't allow the word vagina in a username

Where my name came from:

Peter Griffin: Hey, what's your friend's name?

Al Gore: Dick Armey.

Peter Griffin: [laughs] No, seriously, what is it?

Al Gore: [beat] ... Dick Armey.

Peter Griffin: [bursts out laughing] Hey, Armey, what's your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard? [continues to laugh]

Al Gore: [laughs] Oh, I just got that.

Obviously I'm a Family Guy fan.