User:Y2fizzy
Cool names I have come across:
- Judas McZombiespy
- Zob Rombie
- Mt Yermom
Zombie-Noodle Casserole
Ingredients:
- 6 oz. zombie brains, scrambled
- 1 16-oz. pkg. egg noodles
- 2-3 tbsp. olive oil
- 1 stalk celery
- 1 can condensed cream-of-mushroom soup
- 1 cup milk
- 2 tsp. tarragon
- 1 tsp. worcestershire sauce
- salt and pepper
- 5-6 stoned wheat thin crackers
Directions:
Boil the noodles in water according to package directions. Meanwhile, sauté celery in oil until it turns bright green. Add the brains, soup, and milk, and stir gently over medium heat until the condensed soup reaches uniform texture. Add tarragon, worcestershire, and salt and pepper and stir in.
Drain the noodles and use half of them to make a layer in a casserole dish. Pour half the brains mixture in and stir. Repeat with the remaining noodles. Crumble the crackers and sprinkle over the top. Bake, uncovered, at 350 for 30 minutes.
Notes:
Try to find fresh (i.e. recently killed) brains, and avoid those that seem rotten or infected. If suitable brains are unavailable, you may substitute with tuna.
Seared Zombie-Steaks
Ingredients:
- four 3/4 lb. zombie steaks (back or thigh), cut 1" thick
- 1 T. Soy sauce
- 1 t. Worcestershire sauce
- 1/2 t. garlic powder
- 1/2 t. chinese five-spice powder
- 1/2 t. chili powder
- salt and pepper
- olive oil (for the pan)
Directions:
If frozen, thaw the steaks in the fridge overnight. Place thawed steaks in a shallow pan. Combine all other ingredients for a marinade and brush each side of the steak. Pour extra marinade in the pan and let sit 15 minutes. Turn steaks and continue to marinate another 15 minutes. Heat oil in a pan over medium heat. Cook steaks 2" on a side and serve immediately.
Notes:
If power is unavailable for the fridge, a quick-thaw of 30 minutes in cold water will suffice. For safety concerns about contaminated meat, cover the steaks while cooking; this will help ensure that the inside cooks as well. If suitable steaks are unavailable, you may substitute with tuna steaks (ahi or albacore).
Sir Griefy McWhinesalot's Journal
11/21 for many years i have traveled the world but never have i seen such a sorrowful place. i found myself sent to the diseased and alienated city of malton to establish peace, justice, and a square table of nights (get it, cuz malton is a big square!) and to bring back chivalry into this blighted land.
immediately upon entering the city i was set upon by zombies. i atacked the disgusting creatures to the best of my abilty but was unable to fell them bcuz i lacked both sword and lance and had only my fists to defend me. they must have special unricheous powers bcuz i was unable to defeat them. i was forced to beta a hasty retreat. tomorow when i regain my strength i will hunt the vile beasts and slay them.
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