User talk:Richard Banton

“	For this unsolicited communication, I do apologize, but I do say that the prospect of joining other honorable and dignified gentlemen is most attractive to myself. Even further attractive is the prospect of hunting the most dangerous game of all: the lower class. Please allow me to be blunt, and ask to join this fellowship of gentlemen. Most dearly sincerely yours, Richard Banton 10:52, 24 April 2011 (BST) Apologise? And well you should! Did you not read the sign? “ … an invitation-only society… ” —LCGHC I am afraid we are not in the habit of admitting unknowns, especially those gauche enough to ask in public. If it is the society of gentlemen (and even the odd ladies) you are after, might I suggest the Red Rum Gentlemens Club? Not only is there overlap in membership, but we keep a very close eye on all who come and go from there. If you wish to progress from being an unknown, that is likely the best option open to you, although there are others. Good day to you. His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  04:00, 18 May 2011 (BST)	”
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