User talk:Vanankyte/a plastic tree

In honor of your skilled exploits in Wyke Hills, to wit; your movements out of Wyke Hills that are unmatched by a conifer since the times of MacBeth: (cut to the scene below)

Messenger: Gracious my lord,I should report that which I say I saw,But know not how to do it.

MACBETH: Well, say, sir.

Messenger: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move!

MACBETH: Liar and slave!

Messenger: Let me endure your wrath, if't be not so: Within this three mile may you see it coming; I say, a moving grove.

MACBETH: If thou speak'st false, Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive...

So- as Wyke Hills deadliest conifer on record- please accept these momentos of your trip and best wishes from the Wulves!

Honorary resident status in Owens Park, Wyke Hills (59, 97) (the only park in Wyke Hills)

	We Like Wyke!
	This user lives in glorious Wyke Hills.

And since you went 2 and 2 you also earn a souvenir Kill Card- good for 20% off on all Buckley Mall merchandise!

	Confirmed Kill
	This user was taken out by Wulves

Cheers! --Belisarius17 03:38, 6 November 2013 (UTC)