Zah G-zazbarn Ah Gammah Armz

Zah G-zazbarn Ah Gammah Armz
Abbreviation:	ZGAGA
Group Numbers:	All are welcome.
Leadership:	All are leaders in the great gathering.
Goals:	To gather the flock.
Recruitment Policy:	Simply spread the word.
Contact:	No contact. We are one.

Fellow Zombies.

The time is now for the great crusade. Long have we suffered under the vile threat of the harmanz. Head shots, pistols, shotguns, axes, flares. With all these our enemy gives us pain, and tries to halt our great cause. Bright lights, barricades, tools, and buildings, all designed to keep them safe, while they sneak out of their safe houses, through their barricades, and strike at will. They plan, scheme, and covert in their filthy living ways behind those meager defenses.

But I ask you, fellow Zambahz, I ASK YOU, who roams free? Who holds the night? The day? Who is it that pounce upon the living when their plans go awry? WE DO! We roam about, in great hordes, small groups, and individuals, crushing their feeble resistance. Yet why do they exist still?

The answer. They melt away. Then when we have moved on. When we have traveled to more prosperous feeding grounds, they slink back into their holes. Turn on their vile lights, raise their decorations, and smugly laugh at us, playing their little feeble games.

Well this time all has changed. Billboard Zombie, of the Gummer Arms has had enough! Enough to this continuous roaming, this ceaseless repetition of the ceaseless waves upon the shore.

Today Billboard Zombie has established Zah G-zazbarn Ah Gammah Armz!

No more will Billboard Zombie roam uselessly across the great city. Today, he will stay.

The Gummer Arms is Zambah Zharazahra!!!

All land around it is sacred to the Zambah peoples!

How you ask can you help in this profound cause?

First speak Zamgrh!

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon

You need not speak it perfectly, in fact speak what is on your mind, by whatever rules you wish, you are Zambah! The rules of the Harmanz, I spit out the word, do not apply to you.

Second, once a year make a pilgrimage to one of the holy places of our kind. Caiger Mall, Ridleybank, The Gummer Arms and any others.

Third, pick a spot. Any spot, and set down the flag of Zah G-zazbarn Ah Gammah Armz. From that point forward, gather your flock, service to them an Zamgrh, speak of the glories and ills of the day, and make it so the harmanz must leave for good. Do not show them mercy in your church or the surrounding areas.

Fourth, some may stay, but others may go, if they choose to go from your flock send them out with the blessing of the Zah G-zazbarn ah Gammah Armz, and bid them to remember those of us who stay behind, and to return from time to time and tell us news of the world.

Fifth, show no mercy to humans, not even those who would feign do business with you. They are betrayers, and would no sooner betray you to their fellow human filth. Infect all the human vermin with our blessing, and bring them down to rise up as one with us. Tell them before you bring them down of the glories of our faith in your own words!

Sixth, if you choose to wander for whatever reason, spread the tenets of our faith to those lost children of our kind who wander unknowing. Do not begrudge them if they do not follow you, nor berate them should they disagree. Simply spread the word and remember that not all of us are made from the cloth of Zah G-zazbarn ah Gammah Armz.

Go with our blessing. May the sword of Zah G-zazbarn Ah Gammah Armz follow you and strike our enemies down in justice and truth!