87H/Zombi-Jizz™

As of August 24 2007, 87H is the exclusive supplier of Zombi-Jizz™ to all of Malton and surrounding areas. Zombi-Jizz™ is a select blend of rare zombie extracts, enhanced with vanilla and exotic spices, aged for 23 years in hand-made barrels made of rotten flesh, and expertly drained fresh from the root, finally arriving on your clothing, jewelry, furniture, household fixtures, dinnerware, loved ones, and Orange Drink containers. Zombi-Jizz™ also hosts special taste-testing clinics in the back seat of your car and on random door knobs of public buildings. Contact 87H for your free sample today, while supplies last!