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==The Real Monsieur Cartier==

And you thought all other internets-based entity were bots.
I'm an impoverished student with far too much time on my hands, allowing me to write pointless bios and serenade the soon-to-be-consumed occupants of random safehouses with the teachings of BARHAH.<br>
I'm also a filthy image whore. Lookit all my pictures, yes-yes.<br>
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So, who are you?

==Characters==

[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=22963 Monsieur] - Level 43 Brain-Rotted Gahzazambah. Had a brief run with the [[Church of the Resurrection]];  currently Barhahing it up with the [[Mall Tour 09 | Mall Tour]].<br>
More kills than i care to keep track of; 6000 XP and still climbing :D
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=34914 Cartier] - Level 41 Necrotech Scientist, habitually makes a notch in his DNA Extractor for each revive he performs. Dead somewhere. 31 kills, 67 revives.
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Note my tiny tiny player IDs.

[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=942231 David Lexden] - Heading [[Suburb | east]].
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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center; width: auto"|"ZOMBIE VS SHARK"  
WTF IS THIS?!
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==Comedy==

Don't we all love the misguided zealots?

 Mayor Bowne said "Die ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!"
 (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
 A zombie killed Mayor Bowne.
 (5 hours and 5 minutes ago)


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=988310 Hungry Frank] wins my award for the best comedy player description. And he's a zombie, which is even better!

==Workings==

Being a predominently zombie-oriented player (Monsieur is a rotter, and Cartier gets forgotten about for days at a time and ends up being munched on) and a linguist IRL, I've taken to adding bits and bobs here and there to the [[Guides:The Zombie Lexicon|kiZombie lexicon]], as well as signing up but not getting anywhere with a large-scale project on large zombese texts, be they chants, recitings (from sermons by the Church of the Resurrection, for example) and whatnot. If you've go anything that's helpful, leave it on my talk page.<br>
by the way, ! is not a vowel. <br>
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