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FlyingSpaghettiMonster.jpg Flying Spaghetti Monster
This user has been touched

by his Noodly Appendage.

Pirate.JPG Pirate
This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
Chicken-sand.jpg Food
This user's favorite food is harmanz.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zambah and proud of it. Yeah.
Concert.jpg Zombie Karaoke
This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses.
Holy Zombie txt.jpg Ban Heresy
This user or group does not tolerate heresy against Sweet Zombie Jesus.
Gun.jpg Bang!
Monsieur wants everyone to die.
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has several axes. Do not cross him.
Zombiejz9.JPG What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
WR-CommunistParty.jpg Communist Party
This user or group belongs to the Communist Party
Crucifixion.jpg This User > Jesus
This user claims to be better than Jesus
Leftswordguy.gif An Adventurer is Me!
Monsi plays The Kingdom of Loathing
Noob.gif STFU N00B
Monsieur recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

ErrorUgly.png Ugly Templates
This user supports the use of ugly templates on the wiki.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Monsieur thinks that Malton is in Ouagadougou.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

The Real Monsieur Cartier

And you thought all other internets-based entity were bots. I'm an impoverished student with far too much time on my hands, allowing me to write pointless bios and serenade the soon-to-be-consumed occupants of random safehouses with the teachings of BARHAH.
I'm also a filthy image whore. Lookit all my pictures, yes-yes.

So, who are you?


Monsieur - Level 43 Brain-Rotted Gahzazambah. Had a brief run with the Church of the Resurrection; currently Barhahing it up with the Mall Tour, eating out Pole Mall.
More kills than i care to keep track of; 6000 XP and still climbing :D

Zombie river icon 2.gif Zombie River Tactics
I am the void that devours all.
MTTemplate6.JPG Mall Tour 2009
This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.

Cartier - Level 41 Necrotech Scientist, habitually makes a notch in his DNA Extractor for each revive he performs. Dead somewhere. 31 kills, 67 revives.

TUMBLEWEED-aikido-river'n-stuff.gif Supporter of No Tactics
I have no clue what I'm doing.

Note my tiny tiny player IDs.

David Lexden - Heading east.

Dual nature.JPG Dual Nature
This user supports the
Dual Nature Policy.

Zombie vs shark.jpg ZOMG LOOK!



Don't we all love the misguided zealots?

Mayor Bowne said "Die ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!"
(5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Mayor Bowne.
(5 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Hungry Frank wins my award for the best comedy player description. And he's a zombie, which is even better!


Being a predominently zombie-oriented player (Monsieur is a rotter, and Cartier gets forgotten about for days at a time and ends up being munched on) and a linguist IRL, I've taken to adding bits and bobs here and there to the kiZombie lexicon, as well as signing up but not getting anywhere with a large-scale project on large zombese texts, be they chants, recitings (from sermons by the Church of the Resurrection, for example) and whatnot. If you've go anything that's helpful, leave it on my talk page.
by the way, ! is not a vowel.

Cgisf-tgg.png This user is a zombese linguist.