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==MOB Impersonators==

The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:

[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254158 john01] (tags now removed)<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1258712 cryptrocket] (tags now removed)<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1342206 IsmoLaitela]<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1356748 an injured cat]<br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1289165 Hunga](tags now removed)<br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1338343 KaChomp] <br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1428109 Corpsol] <br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1132536 Dr Manoooo] <br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1318576 Maaaaaaaaaarco] (tags now removed)<br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411189 scrwnee] <br />
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=968057 monsterline] <br />

In order to avoid misunderstandings, [[MOB]] would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 thread] before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4596 rules]. --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

==Zombie Poetry==

Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!

===Zombie Haiku===

GRAB HARMANZ BRA!NZ<br>
HARMANZ BAGHAM ZAMBAZ<br>
-!Z BARHAH<br>
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm <br>
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah <br> 
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!<br>
--[[User:Froggie|Froggie]] 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

===Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day===

rhazaz ar ragh<br>
baarraghz ar braaah<br>
bra!nz are arzhaaam<br>
ang za ar !aaah.<br>
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

==41st Death Com. Salute==
Greetings to our esteemed undead friends.  I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters).  Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --[[User:BoSS|BoSS]] 20 May 2008

==Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn==
Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.

==Much Respect==
I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from [[Phoenix Security Services]]. Thanks for one hell of a battle in [[Darvall Heights]]! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
:I am with [[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]], only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--[[User:Airborne88|<span style="color:green">Airborne88</span>]][[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: purple">T</span>]] [[Zomcon|<span style="color: green">Zom</span>]] [[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: maroon">MIS</span>]]</sup> 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, and Barhah! :D--[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)

== UDBrain Tool ==
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!
<br>--[[User:Scotaro007|Scotaro007]] 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
:I removed the link to the script.  It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- [[User:Rutherford|Rutherford]] 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

== Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down? ==
It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]
:As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
::Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]
:::No need to delete it. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

== Welcome to Rolt Heights! ==

We of the [[Manbagz Zahmbahz]] would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!

{{CZGOM}}

== [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|Huey Long]] Speaks in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah]] ==
I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at [[Pooll Crescent Police Department]] in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah (Eastonwood)]] on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the [[Mayor of Malton]] campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|campaign site]] for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to [[Talk:Mayor of Malton|vote]] for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|my talk page]] [[User talk:Specialist290|(or that of my alt)]] if you have any questions, comments, etc. --[[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|'''Huey P Long''']] [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Lebende Tote|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)
==Roftwood==
You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow?  Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well.  First come first serve, I guess. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)
:Indeed.  To a man.--[[User:Jorm|Jorm]] 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)


==Yo==

We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.

-[[St. Anastasius' Royal Guard]]

== MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics ==

In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --[[User:Drag'n'Feast|Drag&#39;n&#39;Feast]] 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)

[[Image:Horde_points_silver.jpg]]   [[Image:Horde_efficiency_silver.jpg]]

== Bar, hah? ==

I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --[[User:Rachel Akebre|Rachel Akebre]] 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our [[Brain Rot|dedicated]], [[zombie|hardworking customer relations agents]] to infect you with ''necrotizing fascitis'' and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
::Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--{{User:Rachel_Akebre/signature}} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Well, yes, you will also require exposure to ''necrotizing fascitis'' to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== Next location ==

After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
: While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== Tollyton ==

Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
: We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:: Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::: Do you [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection%2FComplaints_Page&diff=1351413&oldid=1065979 even represent the Church of the Resurrection?] You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Harman, do not presume to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection/Complaints_Page&diff=1352938&oldid=1352926 speak on behalf of the MOB]. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::"leave our territories in the South alone"  WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is ''and'' owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
:::: Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
::::: Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With [[User:grogh|grogh's]] permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D --{{User:FLZombie/Sig}}
::::::::Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

==The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009==

{{Group Active?}}

Currently the suburb in question is [[Pashenton]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you.--[[User:MisterGame|Thadeous Oakley]] 14:58, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
:Fixed it. Thanks! --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:39, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Harh! I remember someone in Pashenton added us to that list in 2007, and we were still on it when we came back in 2008. Obviously we made an impression. ;) {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 11:02, 28 February 2009 (UTC)