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MOB Impersonators

The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:

an injured cat
Dr Manoooo
Undead Mail
Nina Ascare
dud dude

These were once on the above list, but have removed the MOB tags: john01 cryptrocket Hunga Maaaaaaaaaarco ZOE Mizar Mortie 2 Pressured Buddy Malodorous Monk xboxcarracerx tblucky mongomog

In order to avoid misunderstandings, MOB would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up thread before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our rules. --FLZombie 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Zombie Poetry

Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!

Zombie Haiku

--FLZombie 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!
--Froggie 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day

rhazaz ar ragh
baarraghz ar braaah
bra!nz are arzhaaam
ang za ar !aaah.
--FLZombie 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

41st Death Com. Salute

Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --BoSS 20 May 2008

Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn

Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.

Much Respect

I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from Phoenix Security Services. Thanks for one hell of a battle in Darvall Heights! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--Dr Doom86 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I am with Dr Doom86, only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, and Barhah! :D--Zaphord 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)

UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- Rutherford 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC) and down?

It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --Xavier Harkonnen

As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --Xavier Harkonnen
No need to delete it. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to Rolt Heights!

We of the Manbagz Zahmbahz would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!

Banana peeled.png Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

Huey Long Speaks in !zanbah

I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)


You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)

Indeed. To a man.--Jorm 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)


We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.

-St. Anastasius' Royal Guard

MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics

In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --Drag'n'Feast 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Horde points silver.jpg Horde efficiency silver.jpg

Bar, hah?

I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --Rachel Akebre 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our dedicated, hardworking customer relations agents to infect you with necrotizing fascitis and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--Jakezing 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--Ryvyoli Y R 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Well, yes, you will also require exposure to necrotizing fascitis to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Next location

After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. Nemesis645 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - Bisfan 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)


Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? Nemesis645 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - Bisfan 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. Nemesis645 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Do you even represent the Church of the Resurrection? You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Harman, do not presume to speak on behalf of the MOB. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. Nemesis645 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --FLZombie 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
"leave our territories in the South alone" WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is and owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- Grogh 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. Nemesis645 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- Grogh 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. Nemesis645 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With grogh's permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D -- FLZ (MOB)
Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). Nemesis645 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)


Greetings MOB,

I am Poodle of Doom, leader of EVIL. I used to be the leader of The Knights Templar. They currently reside in Kempsterbank. I don't know what suburb you are planning on moving to next, but if you are planning on moving to Kempsterbank, Please let me know,.... I am willing to share information about the Knights, and their strongholds in this particular suburb. I would be interested in sharing information about what five buildings you could attack first to basically cripple them, and ruin their entire suburb. On that note, EVIL wishes to purpose an alliance. -Poodle of doom 01:29, 12 July 2009 (BST)

The MOB does not recognize any humans or human groups of any kind. -- Grogh 01:28, 18 August 2009 (BST)


hello there, my name is officer forensic hoffman, i wish to speak with the leader of this.....interesting group of entities. --Forensic hoffman 02:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)

I didn't think the MOB associated themselves with groups that are known to use zerging? Zanty 02:57, 19 July 2009 (BST)

Wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about .... -- Grogh 01:29, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Invitation to Naked Twister Party


Hey guys! On behalf of the Naked Twister Party '09, we would like to invite you to Fort Creedy's gatehouse for a night several days of barricade ramming, beer-chugging, naked twister and (of course) bra!nz. If you can join us, just drop a line on the NTP's discussion page and we'll see you there! --Chekken 01:55, 14 August 2009 (BST)

Naked Twister Party--Alliance

I think you've misunderstood the aims of the group. We're zombies...only zombies. Some of us are death cultists, but the event mostly consisted of zombies. Perhaps you did unintentionally join us at Fort Creedy. We sent an invitation for you to join us at Fort Creedy (see below), and we were joined by strike squads a little while later. Maybe we happened to be there at the same time. --Chekken 01:18, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Got it figured out ... seems we moved in on the 8th and you invited us to our own party on the 14th .... By the 9th we'd already ruined Farmer NT and were working on Morrish. We took out the mall then the fort. -- Grogh 01:30, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Just a message

Well, I can tell that your group has been to a lot of suburbs. I congratulate you and the MOB. Your group just might become historic. Tell me what suburb do you plan on going to next? -- ??? 05:51, 27 September 2009

Nah. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 04:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Question for members of MOB

The complete and utter destruction of the majority of eastern suburbs is insane. You guys, along with numerous ferals, (like my dual natured character), have taken eastern malton suburb by suburb and destroyed it. The lack of survivior coordination and the shockwaves as suburbs fell quickly sent MOB members and ferals, who've been following the vanguard, into surrounding suburbs to soften them up for the invasion. The only problem is it's been a fairly silent invasion, the suburbs have been falling but nobody's given the sack of most of eastern malton a name. Has anyone thought of one? I think it deserves one. -Lord Hawthorne 09:00, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

We can hardly claim ownership over this event, for we are instruments of a higher power. As you well know, our horde has many Zealots as well as a friendly feral cloud, and we all obey the same basic commandment: "Kill them all". The Militant Order of Barhah humbly offers all of the harmanz of Malton the gift of Barhah during these end of year festivities. There is no real reason to scare the local inhabitants of the suburbs. It is best if they just stayed where they are when we arrive, since it is exceedingly hard for us to chase running harmanz, but if a name were to be given to it, I would propose something like "The Rapture of Eastern Malton of 2009". Anyone else with thoughts on the subject? --FLZombie 03:30, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
"Barhah" --Zaphord 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)


It may be unusual to get praise from a survivor group, but The Survivor's Republic would like to say thanks! You guys have scared so many people into allying with us and helped us earn shiteloads of XP killing you over and over and over. If you wanna give us another good go, head to Spracklingbank, we've been grouping up around there.--Sean Connolly 23:29, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome? Sorry, but I can't say we even noticed your group. How do I put this?

For you, it was the day the MOB invaded your suburb, ate your brains and ruined your buildings. For us, it was Thursday.

Glad you enjoyed the experience and gotten something from it. We don't make a habit of chasing food, but I'm sure that if your brains are in our vicinity again they'll be as tasty as any others. :D ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 15:11, 13 December 2009 (UTC)
Well, we're currently in the Spracklingbank area, if you're looking for the snack that fights back (goldfish!).--Sean Connolly 07:20, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to Foulkes Village (...again!)

Looking forward to being eaten by you lot.

...again! ;-) ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

23:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)


We've been lurching for the cause since you came into town. I finally got to watch you in action. Your BARHAH is a beautiful thing. *sniff*
--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 02:54, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Zangz barrah magzh! :D ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)


As the leader of the Order of the Black Rose, I welcome the Militant Order of Barhah to our neck of the woods and wish you good eating! We'll do our best to be good hosts. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 08:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

To the FU, Undeadites, and Militant Order of Barhah on our recent encounter

Congratulations appear to be in order for your teams in Whittenside. The takedown on the Colglough Building and St. Anne’s was well orchestrated. I am sure it was a walk in the park after the fort but still I must give credit where it is due. This was my first encounter with your group, but I saw a lot of familiar gnashing teeth in there from the Undeadites, and the FU. My group will of course attempt to rebuild; it was time that we redecorated anyway, but I do not know if the blood splatter is quite what I had in mind. I have but one complaint on your operation: for fanatic zombie groups, there was a lot of shambling and biting but a noted lack of colorful zombie battle cries. I suppose I just expected that with this many heavy hitters in the group there would be a bit more flavor (pardon the pun) to the massacre. Next time try to bring you’re a game because a takedown isn’t a takedown without some good zamgrh trash-talking. Ah well, I will get over it in time. Once the rebuilding is done feel free to stop back by, there will always be a needle waiting.--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  21:58, 28 March 2010 (BST)

As the zombie (hi, I'm Jamie Flynt) that was privileged enough, if that is the correct word, to eat your brain yesterday, I must say that I was also a little disappointed. After all, you appeared to be active when our strike team entered the building, yet you offered us no proper greeting of "RUN!", instead choosing to futilely replace the barricades (which were taken back down within seconds), and remain in position. Normally we would indeed greet a feast as large as the one we encountered in your building with a cry of "MAHB MAHB MAHB" or somesuch, but I'm afraid it had been quite awhile since our team had seen a buffet quite so splendid, so we were eager to save every AP for eating. You must pardon us for forgetting our manners in all of the commotion, and if I see you once again while we are in your lovely suburb, I will gladly offer you a battle cry, followed by the gift of BARHAH! Aichon 22:16, 28 March 2010 (BST)
For my part then I apologize for the lack of appropriate panic. I will do better when next we meet. You were not the first Zombies we had encountered that day so our own battle cries were worn thin and I was out of welcoming complimentary syringes with which to combat revive you, though we did get more than a few before we fell. Unfortunately, I noticed that many stood back up and fed themselves to the mob. Pertaining to etiquette, it seems we were both at fault but I am glad we could agree to observe better table manners in future.--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  23:31, 28 March 2010 (BST)

Is The Escape on the MOB's crusade agenda?

I'm just an observer of the events surrounding The Escape wondering if any Barhah Missionaries will be making a pilgrimage of zambah conversion to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank? It would be a shame to let all those bodies hit the pavement on June 1st without feeling the ridgid claw or firm jaw(?) of Barhah. MikhailI don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.Kalashnikov разговор 07:09, 23 May 2010 (BST)

Category:Militant Order of Barhah

Group Category
The following inclusion page(s) in your group space are transcluded on the wiki but are not linked anywhere:
As such, a new category has been created for your group and the above page(s) have been linked there. Feel free to use the category however you wish, but please do not remove the links to these page(s). Keeping them linked will help with wiki maintenance.

I was actually kind of shocked that there was not already a category. I hope I picked the right category name. I almost went with Category:MOB but thought it better to stick with the group's full name on the wiki. That can be easily corrected if needed.~Vsig.png 21:06, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

Long time since this message was posted, but seems fine. Thanks Vapor. :) --Amber Waves of Pain 05:50, 19 August 2011 (BST)

Merry Christmas ☺

ZombieGift.jpg Merry Christmas
...have some brainz...

Son of Sin 07:06, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Simple Apology

Came to say Idon't hate you guys, it was an even worse person that attacked me, and now it's more than an attack, it's harassment and I get beat down every time Iget up. So I just wanted to say sorry for any accusations you thought I gave. I guess I deserve the kind of treatment I'm receiving. Again, sorry.

Sorry that I left, because I thought it was the best thing to do, though I insulted no one. I did leave before insults were tossed, but it resulted in a ban, and I deserve this.

Banned from the IRC. Deleted from Barhah, this was the only place to say it. But you all deserved an apology, and not a hollowed out, empty departure

Good luck with your efforts.

-- Isaac Tiberius (Otherwise known as Jerrack)

Welp. It takes a lot to swallow your pride. It also takes a lot to warrant a ban from MOB. Enjoy playing with the DEM. --Amber Waves of Pain 05:23, 1 March 2012 (UTC)
Are you actually trying to insult me? I don't know what gives this kind of behavior, has everyone lost their moral values? I have no pride, it's because of people like you. I'm sick of being betrayed and lied to, that's all. It doesn't give you the right to act this way. I'm so sorry I wanted friends, sorry I was so nice, sorry I ever joined what I thought was a good community. Just fine you don't need to hear from me anymore. And no, I doubt DEM will be any better. The world is full of hate and issues, and I will never understand. Sorry I ever said hello to you. --Jerrack
Nope. What I said was what I said. No further reading required. --Amber Waves of Pain 06:00, 1 March 2012 (UTC)

Kemboushou's lecture to MCM

Today we had the pleasure of having Kemboushou lecture about the importance of the Zombie Mamba. We couldn't haven't done it without Lando's help with some awesome de-cadeing. Malton College of Medicine loves the MOB! --QBee 18:41, 4 July 2012 (BST)

Roftwood Block Party

I'd like to formally invite the MOB to participate in the Block Party scheduled for July 15 until August 15, 2014 in Roftwood. The event is open to everyone, where we will try to relive the glory days of UD and bring as many people together as possible to have an enjoyable time. This page will give you the run down, but there aren't really any specific goals other than fun. As a group, we hope the event will provide a recruiting opportunity, as well as, some excitement for your current members. If you have any questions, feel free to ask on the event talk page or on my talk page. Thanks! --K 17:31, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

Saying Hi

Just posting to say hi, and that I hope those of you still playing are doing well. I was going to log into the Barhah forums but I can't get any e-mail response for either a password reset or a new account, so not sure what's happening there. Was going to make a thread about a new (and hopefully last) group I'm making and see if anyone had spare alts, but don't want to go on about that on this page. Anyway if anyone can help me get back on the forums just message me at If not and there's some other issues there, no probs, and here's hoping the MOB carries on doing well. -- Xyu888 06:03, 8 June 2015 (BST)

Missing out ?

I just want to make SURE that everyone in context is in the know. I just feel you guys might be missing out on current affairs. My opinion ? There's a group out there taking credit for your efforts. They claim that a simple hit of "ruin" button does the trick. As far as we're concerned we're appalled as it was a fair fight and we were all gone by the time they got in there to "just" minutes ruin instead of you guys. They are "ruining" the moment ! lol It may only be in a "trophy" matter but to me its insulting. I guess they can move in on any OP and take credit ? [1] —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Murderess (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

-!z nah brabram, harman. Harmanz gabgabgab, zambahgang zmazh an grab an ahm nahm nahm. -!z Barhah. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 11:30, 27 February 2018 (UTC)
Dear Harman,
* First of all: What Bree and Revenant said.
* Second: what Revenant said above.
* Third: Today I learned what the word capsicum means.
That is all. --PB&J 12:36, 27 February 2018 (UTC)