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==<font color=white>Important Notice</font color>==

As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes.

===<font color=white>STOP THE PRESSES!</font color>===

*'''''Meth Still Missing'''''
**After the sudden disappearance of Lithedarkangel two months ago the supply of meth has dried up, leaving several to wonder where are hero is in our time of need.

*'''''Market Meltdown'''''
**After a glitch in the Marketplace of Dead Frontier many UBCS members spontaneously commited suicide realizing there was no hope.

*'''''FOXHOUND Daily Activities.'''''
**1. Get Killed By Zeds
**2. ???
**3. Profit.

*'''''Wiki Makeover'''''
**Haliman throws up all over his keyboard after creating several new platoon pages.

*'''''4chan Server Offline!'''''
**Skouth: HAHAHAHAHHA TROLLED.

===<font color=white>Awards</font color>===

*'''''Quote of the Week'''''
**"WAIT WUT" - Ephraim Reigner on Randomness 

*'''''Fail of the Week'''''
**Fanglord2 for failing to infiltrate the UBCS

*'''''Member of the Week'''''
**Haliman - For his tireless work

===<font color=white>Enemies of the UBCS</font color>===
[[Image:UBCS Enemies.png]]

From left to right: Zombies, Dead Bunnies, Umbrella Corp.

===<font color=white>From the senile old man's office</font color>===

New Editor, Imthatguy, makes his debut! Comments on the talk page kthzBYE!

''Haliman''

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--{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 

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