Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 6

The Greater Good above all. Numbers We're on the stat page. The Commissar Roderik, Big Boss Snakeyes, UBCS Commander Posydon, Members of Command Lithedarkangel Megameh Ghost, Skouth, GOALS OUR greater good. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Subpages navigator Main :: Hall of Fame Diplomacy Winter Fox UBCS History UBCS Navbar Containin' Weekly Archive Archive 2 The Drifters Forums Chudleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Important Notice As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes. STOP THE PRESSES! Meth Still Missing After the sudden disappearance of Lithedarkangel two months ago the supply of meth has dried up, leaving several to wonder where are hero is in our time of need. Market Meltdown After a glitch in the Marketplace of Dead Frontier many UBCS members spontaneously commited suicide realizing there was no hope. FOXHOUND Daily Activities. 1. Get Killed By Zeds 2. ??? 3. Profit. Wiki Makeover Haliman throws up all over his keyboard after creating several new platoon pages. 4chan Server Offline! Skouth: HAHAHAHAHHA TROLLED. Awards Quote of the Week "WAIT WUT" - Ephraim Reigner on Randomness Fail of the Week Fanglord2 for failing to infiltrate the UBCS Member of the Week Haliman - For his tireless work Enemies of the UBCS From left to right: Zombies, Dead Bunnies, Umbrella Corp. From the senile old man's office New Editor, Imthatguy, makes his debut! Comments on the talk page kthzBYE! Haliman This Articles' Editor(s) --Haliman - Talk --Imthatguy