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==Archive==
To go along with LUE's return, I cleaned up our talk page of all old discussions. Old stuff can be found [[Talk:LUE/Archive|here]]. --[[User:Mr Qwert|Mr Qwert]] 05:44, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:Gosh, we have a lot of sub-pages.--[[User:Insomniac By Choice|Insomniac By Choice]]

==Second Raid==
Welcome back Luesers. :D --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] - [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 00:22, 6 June 2008 (BST)

==The Welcome Wagon==

Welcome back LUE. Urbandead zombie count is pretty low so hopefully we can have some fun when you wreak havoc once again this summer. (I had the honor to fight against you at Ackland, Hildebrand, Creedy, Stickling, Caiger, and Ackland again) So is Vito Mortis around? He was well acquainted with the AMS group and we liked him alot.--[[User:Doctor Oberman|Doctor Oberman]] 04:04, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:Vito Mortis is currently on vacation, but we can be sure he'll be rejoining us as soon as he returns from feasting on some tropical brains. --[[User:John D Freeman|John D Freeman]] 09:36, 8 June 2008 (BST)


Any plans to spice up Monroeville? If any city needs a thrashing, it's that one. No idling out, no revives, headshots are permanent. LUE should be there! - [[User:Elbert gray|Elbert Gray]] 21:35, 13 June 2008 (BST)

==Ackland Mall attack intel==

Oh hay guise I herd you liek intel.

<br>[12:27] Noahsan: UD Side note: Ackland Mall Security has been spotted in Shore Hills
<br>[12:29] zomtard: Is that good or bad?
<br>[12:32] Noahsan: It just says that ackland mall is going to die....again....for the 500th time
<br>[12:33] zomtard: Will Support from /zom/ save it or is it far beyond saving?
<br>[12:36] poe: if you go i'm going
<br>[12:36] Noahsan: From what intel I can gather, most of the people holding it are regrouping in Shorehills
<br>[12:36] poe: brains will be had
<br>[12:37] zomtard: its lost then
<br>[12:38] zomtard: Are they going to try river tactics?
<br>[12:40] zomtard: hmm judging by the wiki things got raped down there.
<br>[12:40] Noahsan: haha
<br>[12:41] zomtard: Do we have any idea, what horde is was or just some feral riff raff?
<br>[12:41] zomtard: it was*
<br>[12:43] Noahsan: Let me check around
<br>[12:43] zomtard: k
<br>[12:49] Noahsan: Looks like the LUE
<br>[12:51] zomtard: I thought it might be, looks they've returned after all
<br>[12:51] zomtard: '''I dare say were in the shits if the come to the mansion'''
<br>[12:52] Noahsan: I think it was about 150+ zeds
<br>[12:52] zomtard: were you in the battle?
<br>[12:52] Noahsan: last I heard anyways, and the evac of the mall didn't do that hot either
<br>[12:52] Noahsan: no
<br>[12:52] Noahsan: Just access to fourms
<br>[12:53] zomtard: ? 
<br>[12:53] zomtard: which one's this?
<br>[12:53] Noahsan: Crimson Clan's forums
<br>[12:53] zomtard: ahh
<br>[12:53] zomtard: how did they fair out of all this in the end?
<br>[12:54] Noahsan: It looks like they are helping AMS to evac and maybe plan a mall raid, but I don't have access to their "sekrit fourms
<br>[12:55] zomtard: hmm
<br>[12:55] Noahsan: Half stayed at the mall by the sounds of it...
<br>[12:55] zomtard: Might be better of asking Solem epek
<br>[12:55] Noahsan: yeah
<br>[12:55] zomtard: He seems to be more in touch with them
<br>[12:56] zomtard: which I am curious if he's /zom/ or crimson clan
<br>[12:56] Noahsan: I wasn't worth shit to any group, but i finally have lots of good skills, so I shall help the ones that help me
<br>[12:56] zomtard: fair enough
<br>[12:56] Noahsan: I still try to have class, in a game with no class
<br>[12:56] Noahsan: : )
<br>[12:56] zomtard: Well done
<br>[12:57] zomtard: Hmm, the LUE might be worth tracking 
<br>[12:57] zomtard: they cuased quite a bit of grief last year, at least where I always seem to be
<br>[13:17] poe: i should tell them to attack the mall
<br>[13:17] poe: er, mansion
<br>[13:17] poe: for extra lulz
<br>[13:18] zomtard: That would be very lulzy being wiped out within an hour
<br>[13:18] poe: yeah
<br>[13:18] poe: since i'm a zombie
<br>[13:18] poe: delicious BRAIN OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
<br>[13:18] EpicFnordGuy: OM NOM NOM

enjoy your brains om nom nom nom nom nom
:We like it a lot more when it's formatted right. But thanks.--[[User:Insomniac By Choice|Insomniac By Choice]] 03:40, 13 June 2008 (BST)

==We Stand At The Ready!==

So, you've decided not to heed my warning and return to the cleansed streets of Malton, eh? No matter, we of The Changeback Society have grown bored in the last few months, thanks to our ''stunning'' victories at keeping Malton the same. We eagerly accept your challenge of forcing back your change, and will fight to our very last to repel you all once more! My we meet (and die) on the battlefield soon, my great adversaries! --[[User:Indio65|Indio65]] 00:48, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:I did not think you'd still be around.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:57, 17 June 2008 (BST)
::Who are you again?--[[User:Insomniac By Choice|Insomniac By Choice]] 06:09, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:::Check the Talk Archive under 3.2 Hater, 3.6 I Have Won!, 3.8 The Final Straw, and 6.4 Victory! for my glorious statements. --[[User:Indio65|Indio65]] 19:48, 17 June 2008 (BST)

== Hazmat Warning ==

I, Chris Alloy, leader of [[Hazmat]], give you only a warning.  Shall you ever attack Hazmat again, we will declare war on LUE.  You killed me and Hazmat considers that a slap in the face.  We wish not to declare war on you but if you attack us again.  We are already fighting off the [[RRF]] and it is hard enough without you trying to kill us.  Note this, we have only a few allies but they are strong enough to go Foamy the Squirrel on your ass so again, leave us alone along with me and all of our allies.  Thank you and have a nice brain.
:Your village called, they want their idiot back. --[[User:Aeon17x|Aeon17x]] 07:10, 2 July 2008 (BST)
::This man is no idiot, he is a '''genius'''! This is clearly a piece of performance art, and he is a living satire on trenchcoaters. His dedication brings me to tears, and applause don't even do his magnificent post justice. It takes years of training on the internet to build a facade of false arrogance like that. And he is articulate! He not only emits raw emotion, he ''oozes'' artificial eloquence. I give him two katanas up. Shine on, you crazy diamond, shine on! --[[User:Another alias|Zombie in Pajamas]] 07:18, 2 July 2008 (BST)
:::I wanted to make some kind of snarky comment, but then I went to the "group's" page and forum. That's just sad, man. I hope Pajamas is right. --[[User:Insomniac By Choice|Insomniac By Choice]] 07:21, 2 July 2008 (BST)
::::We're good at attracting the one man crusades, aren't we?--[[User:Panthera|Panthera]] 05:25, 3 July 2008 (BST)
:::::Are there any other kind? --[[User:Insomniac By Choice|Insomniac By Choice]] 07:13, 3 July 2008 (BST)
::::::This guy is better than Jerry Seinfeld. Know what? I think I'll grief him. [[User:Ioncannon11|Ioncannon11]] 08:32, 3 July 2008 (BST)
::::::: I don't know whether to XD or smh. --[[User:Nickofearth|Nickofearth]] 05:59, 6 July 2008 (BST)
:::::::: Oh crap guys, this guy must have like, seven katana, three rocket launchers, and eighteen mini guns to compensate for comming here and being so arrogant. --[[User:Heavyarms525|HeavyDead]] 02:24, 8 July 2008 (BST)
:::::::::  This guy's inflated ego is so immense, surely it must be housed in a rather large, delicious brain.  I would like to know when I can eat it. --[[User:CarCrashClutter|CarCrashClutter]] 14:23, 12 July 2008 (BST)

== [[fark|FARK]] needs to be taught a lesson in manners ==

It would sure be nice if LUE would focus on killing any and all members of FARK for a while.  They've been using very sneaky tactics to pick on other groups and start PK wars.  They PK a guy, then wait very close by for him to retaliate.  Upon retaliation, FARK then reports the guy to the Rogues Gallery and sics a bunch of bounty hunters on him.  It's uncool, ruins people's fun and needs to be quelled by a massive onslaught.
--[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 19:31, 30 July 2008 (BST)
:That sounds like a fun tactic to explore! Why don't you guys just, you know, report their PKs. Coming to a zombie horde, let alone a retired one, to solve your problems is amusing though. --[[User:Another alias|Zombie in Pajamas]] 20:45, 30 July 2008 (BST)

We're far too entrenched in the war.  PKs have exploded on both sides.  Truth is we've got them pretty much pinned down and we're PKing them at a ratio of 5:1 now, butt their pride won't let them secede to us and apologize.  Instead they use sneakiness and underhanded tactics to make others join their fight.  The suckers that fall for it end up feeling stupid and moving on - not willing to help us.  We just want to get the band back together.  As far as appealing to retired zombie groups goes - you guys have proven that you are the best at what you do and we would love it if you had our back.  Without giving away too many details I'll tell you that we are planning a mass suicide and a zombie attack soon.  We would love it if y'all could join us.  --[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 20:51, 30 July 2008 (BST)
:Not only is the LUE horde officially in retirement right now, we never did make a habit of going along to help survivors with their activities. Report PKs if you don't want to get called a PKer yourself. Frankly, if we were still active and we DID come by wherever you were, we would solve the problem simply by killing everyone in your group, everyone in theirs, everyone nearby, everyone next door, and then a few more everyones, to ensure that there was no one to PK anymore. We've done what we wanted with the horde - in most cases, more than once. We're not going to bring it out of retirement barring something catastrophic and insane that gave us a totally new purpose to strive for, and even then, we might not. We had our fun, and while many of us remain in the game, we've gone our separate ways and left the name LUE to be honoured as a great horde, rather than having it live on in fractured form.--[[User:Panthera|Panthera]] 05:30, 1 August 2008 (BST)

== woooooow ==
I can't believe LUA made a return 3 days after I went on a 5 week vacation and left again before I even had a chance to hear about them. just wow... [[User:The man|The man]] 06:36, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

== HalLUEween 2009 ==
Well it looks like there are no ways for me to edit the LUE page directly anymore. Anyhoo, LUE came back to play for Halloween weekend, so I'd just like to add some information about that (in quotes below), if some person with powers would kindly oblige me. Maybe just the latest entry under news?

"LUE briefly returned to Urban Dead when a small group of thirty rowdy LUE zombies descended upon Buckley Mall late Friday night on October 30th in search of Halloween costumes. Unfortunately, we had forgotten that zombies aren't allowed to have nice things like pretty fairy outfits, so when we realized our error it was inevitable what happened next; the mall had to pay for its discriminatory policies. The costume store and all other stores surrounding it in the southwestern portion of the mall were quickly torn into teeny little bits, followed shortly by the rest of the southern parts of the mall. The northern end of the mall would fall slowly, however, as many of our zombahs were sick from eating too many humans that had binged on unhealthy candies. All of Buckley mall did eventually fall to zombie claws, but it did not stay that way for very long, as many zombies had gotten so sick by Sunday that they had to be rushed to nearby Julie General Hospital for treatment.

After staying in the hospital over night for observation, with access to far healthier fare in the form of doctors, nurses, and medics, most LUE zombies had recovered, shambling back to our adopted homeland in Scarletwood to hibernate once more. Unfortunately for the local populace in Buttonville and Wyke Hills, some LUE zombies still too sick to move on continue to search for a remedy for their illness, seeking purer, preservative- and toxin-free meals."

Thanks in advance if someone is able to do this. - [[User:Brona|Brona]] 12:48, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
:If that's good, I'll go ahead and file a request on A/PD and cite this as you asking, that way you don't have to fiddle with the bullshit.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 13:10, 6 November 2009 (UTC)