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* Don't forget to sign your posts.
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== Mikhos ==
Balls. [[User:Mikhos|Mikhos]] 22:34, 2 October 2008 (BST)
: Actually you should help out at Whitlock now that it's retaken and make the balls template later.[[User:Mikhos|Mikhos]] 22:37, 2 October 2008 (BST)
::It's been over a year and that balls template never surfaced. Dick. ;P [[User:Mikhos|Mikhos]] 01:36, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I daresay that is a poor excuse. [[User:Mikhos|Mikhos]] 21:46, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

== KujiMuji ==

Thanks a lot, man! I'm on my way to Dulston, I probably need one more day to reach it since I came from the Pole Mall in West Grayside.[[User:Kuji Muji|Kuji Muji]] 21:19, 10 November 2008 (BST)

==[[N00dles]]==
Is he your alt? You are only allowed one link on the UHUB per person, so you will have to remove ether this user or your alt. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 20:56, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

== Your sig ==

Got to "My preferences" on the top, and enter this code in "nickname." Make sure "Raw Signatures" is checked.

<nowiki>{{SUBST:Nosubst|User:Met fan/sig}}</nowiki> --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 23:58, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
:Woop {{User:Met fan/sig}}
::Lawl, doesn't work. --{{User:Met fan/sig}}
:::Yes it did. It did what it was supposed to. --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 01:50, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
::::ZOMB IT WORKED! I C WOT U DID THAR!! {{User:Met fan/sig}} 04:04, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

== Still alive. ==

Thank you for still remembering me and consider me your old buddy. I'm currently in Heytown, not far from Dulston. After Dulston was wrecked by the [[MOB]] last time, I gradually retreat from them from [[Suburb|suburb to suburb]]. I went to Rhodenbank, Earletown, Raines Hills, Millen Hills, trying to help the locals to withstand the invasion. Unfortunately, I couldn't - until I reached Shearbank. Those locals, especially [[Umbrella Corporation|Umbrella]] are well organized like you guys in Dulston. And Shearbank was where I stopped my Exodus. I found some familiar faces there as well. 

After the MOB left Shearbank and it was safe once again, I backtracked my journey with the intent to return to Dulston, helping the locals rebuilding their suburbs I failed to defend along the way, making sure they're green before I moved on. I was in Lamport Hills when I heard the [[Mall Tour '09]] hit Shearbank, so I went there to help them. Unfortunately, like the last time, an invasion of such scale were almost impossible to withstand. So what I am doing right now is to get ahead of the horde and try to help the locals the best I could.

So, as I said, I was now in Heytown, waiting for the zombies to strike. Their vanguard is already here in numbers. In case we can't hold them (and that's likely to happen) I'll retreat to defend their next target. And since Dulston will be [[Mall_Tour_%2709#Where_is_The_Mall_Tour_2009.3F|in their path]], one day I'll join with you guys again. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 14:39, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

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== Recruitment ==

There haven't actually been any formal changes yet (except for a two-month instead of two-week timestamp rule,) but [[User:Lois Millard|some guy]] has now finally been enforcing the rules. I'll go over the ones you should know about first, and any other questions, ask [[User talk:Linkthewindow|here]]. 

Firstly, instead of simply copy/pasting the code onto the page, it must be added in a table, and then a template. Like so:

<nowiki>===[[Group Name]] : Type=== - Type is optional but will help readers.
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{{:Group Name/recruit}}
time stamp (~~~~~) or timed signature (~~~~)
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<nowiki>{{Group Name/recruit}} would probably be {{Foxhound/recruit}} in your case</nowiki>

The table is there so your code doesn't conflict with any below it.

Secondly, then paste it in alphabetical order.

Now, as for the content itself:
*There's been a bit of talk about changing the wordcount rule above 200, but for now, it remains there.
*Images must have a total (combined) pixel count below 76,000 pixels. 
*Now, as for autosizing. When you make your template, simply add this line of code 
{{CodeInline|<nowiki>{|align="left" style= "border:RoyalBlue  2px solid; width:600 px</nowiki>}}

Which formats as:
{|align="left" style= "border:RoyalBlue  2px solid; width:600 px
|Testing...
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That means that people on low resolution monitors can still use the page fine.
*Finally, there should be no other templates in your advert, or any subheaders. If you want a template, it should be subst-ted in (which simply dumps the code on the page. For exmample, {{CodeInline|<nowiki>{{Random Template}}</nowiki>}} becomes {{CodeInline|<nowiki>{{subst:Random Template}}</nowiki>}}

Hope that helps and sorry if I've been a bit unclear. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 04:30, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:Hate to barge in here (sorry, Met fan) but for once and for all... I'M '''NOT''' A GUY! (begin rant) I'm ''female''. '''Quite''' female, thankyouverymuch!  Is the name "Lois" that unusual that no one has heard of it?!? Have you never heard of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_Lane Lois Lane] - Clark Kent's girlfriend?!? ARGGHHHH! (end rant - sorry, again, Met Fan) --{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 17:29, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
::Oh noez! Estrogen! <tt>:P</tt> It's all cool Lois, I'll write that down in my list of things to know. Hopefully Linkthewindow understands this pressing matter, as it's a horrifying matter getting genders mixed up, among other things. Lois, you have a very nice day ma'am. <tt>:D</tt> {{User:Met fan/sig}} 00:02, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::LOL!  Yes, I know... I should have posted my comment elsewhere - possibly on Link's page - and yes, it is a bit frivolous - but I just had enough of it.  It isn't like I have a gender neutral name, you know? You have a nice day, too! --{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 11:43, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

== 24 Ban ==

[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not vandalize pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. A flame war with Haliman isn't worth it.--{{User:Nubis/sig}} 13:23, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:I didn't? {{User:Met fan/sig}} 01:00, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

== [[User:Met Fan]] ==

Want a redirect? Or can it be deleted? :/ --{{User:Janus Abernathy/Sig}} 15:55, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yea, it and its talk page can be deleted, can't it? Muchas gracias. {{User:Met fan/sig}} 00:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
::They are probably better left as redirects to your new account (this one), so people can still contact you from the old sig links and contribution links. I've moved the contents of your old talk page here (below) <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 12:19 24 March 2009 (BST)</small>
:::Thanks! {{User:Met fan/sig}} 23:34, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
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== Cheese ==
:I am with project Welcome, but I'm also a sysop. What sort of things do you need to know? You can leave a message on my talk page rather than emailing me by the way. Just follow the link from the "ese" part of my sig. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:08, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::What sort of thing are you searching for with your name? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:03, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:::Ah. I got you. You're only searching for your name in the Main Namespace. To find your user page, you need to type User:Met Fan, or search Met Fan and then tick the User: box right at the bottom where there's a list of the namespaces. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:07, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::::Templates are the same. You just search the Template namespace. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:14, 9 June 2008 (BST)

== Karek ==
There's also [[:Category:Templates]] which attempts to sort them by how they are used.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 22:22, 9 June 2008 (BST)

== N00bert ==
D00 d00 head, I see nothing wrong with my current FOXHOUND template.--[[User:N00bert|<span style="color: Black">N00bert</span>]] <sup>[[FOXHOUND|<span style="color: Orange">foxhound</span>]]</sup> 22:16, 27 August 2008 (BST)

== Noodles ==

So, is Noodles dead or what?{{User:Zombie Lord/sig2}} <tt>20:58 14 July 2009(BST)</tt>
:I find that if you request the inclusion of an obscure animal, and they can somehow turn it into a boob joke, you get an update in a couple of days. CAN I HAZ MOAR MEERKATZ?--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:15, 14 July 2009 (BST)
::Boobs...obscure animals...what's the dif? And unfortunately, [[User:TheIronGoat|TheIronGoat]] has found a chopper out of the city and abruptly gave me the news that [[N00dles]] is history. I guess that I should have let someone know...but I was too devastated m'self. That was my only supply of poorly-drawn boobs. I hope you feel my pain. {{User:Met fan/sig}} 14:51, 20 July 2009 (BST)

== De-Escalation ==

{{VDnotify|Number=1|EditNo=250}} 
--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 23:44, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

== Old Buddy/Victim ==

I don't suppose you'd happen to remember me, would you? 
--[[User:Moctezuma|Moctezuma]] 16:22, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
:A long time, a concussion in football, and various stresses and one would think no, but yes. How may I help you? <tt>:D</tt>{{User:Met fan/sig}} 22:11, 27 January 2010 (UTC)