User talk:Met fan

Hey there! Please leave a message, and remember to sign your posts! Rules: All new posts should go at the bottom of the page. Don't forget to sign your posts. No flaming, trolling, keep the swearing small, and try to limit the rick rolls. If you've come to my page, I'll reply on my page. If I go to your talk page, then let's keep the talk on your talk page. Mikhos Balls. Mikhos 22:34, 2 October 2008 (BST) Actually you should help out at Whitlock now that it's retaken and make the balls template later.Mikhos 22:37, 2 October 2008 (BST) It's been over a year and that balls template never surfaced. Dick. ;P Mikhos 01:36, 2 November 2009 (UTC) I daresay that is a poor excuse. Mikhos 21:46, 6 November 2009 (UTC) KujiMuji Thanks a lot, man! I'm on my way to Dulston, I probably need one more day to reach it since I came from the Pole Mall in West Grayside.Kuji Muji 21:19, 10 November 2008 (BST) N00dles Is he your alt? You are only allowed one link on the UHUB per person, so you will have to remove ether this user or your alt. Linkthewindow  Talk  20:56, 2 December 2008 (UTC) Your sig Got to "My preferences" on the top, and enter this code in "nickname." Make sure "Raw Signatures" is checked. {{SUBST:Nosubst|User:Met fan/sig}} --Haliman - Talk 23:58, 12 January 2009 (UTC) Woop --Met Fan F Lawl, doesn't work. ----Met Fan F Yes it did. It did what it was supposed to. --Haliman - Talk 01:50, 13 January 2009 (UTC) ZOMB IT WORKED! I C WOT U DID THAR!! --Met Fan F 04:04, 19 January 2009 (UTC) Still alive. Thank you for still remembering me and consider me your old buddy. I'm currently in Heytown, not far from Dulston. After Dulston was wrecked by the MOB last time, I gradually retreat from them from suburb to suburb. I went to Rhodenbank, Earletown, Raines Hills, Millen Hills, trying to help the locals to withstand the invasion. Unfortunately, I couldn't - until I reached Shearbank. Those locals, especially Umbrella are well organized like you guys in Dulston. And Shearbank was where I stopped my Exodus. I found some familiar faces there as well. After the MOB left Shearbank and it was safe once again, I backtracked my journey with the intent to return to Dulston, helping the locals rebuilding their suburbs I failed to defend along the way, making sure they're green before I moved on. I was in Lamport Hills when I heard the Mall Tour '09 hit Shearbank, so I went there to help them. Unfortunately, like the last time, an invasion of such scale were almost impossible to withstand. So what I am doing right now is to get ahead of the horde and try to help the locals the best I could. So, as I said, I was now in Heytown, waiting for the zombies to strike. Their vanguard is already here in numbers. In case we can't hold them (and that's likely to happen) I'll retreat to defend their next target. And since Dulston will be in their path, one day I'll join with you guys again. -- Kittithaj 14:39, 28 January 2009 (UTC) Project NecroWatch A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0 Greetings Met fan. I have been observing you. Do not be alarmed. I have analyzed your potential and determined that you would make a perfect test subj<<ERROR>> NecroTechnician. As an organization, NecroWatch requires absolutely no "group" affiliation or commitments, thus freeing you to act according to your own motives, desires, and goals. The only requirement from you as a NecroTechnician is the task of reporting NecroNet scans from facilities within your suburb(s). Even then you would have the choice of how often you complete this task or which facilities you would prefer to work with. If you are interested in joining all you need to do is confirm your membership by signing up here. Starting on January 1st 2008 all NecroNet scans reported to NecroWatch by licensed NecroTechnicians will count towards ranks with the ultimate prize of earning delicious cake. Recruitment There haven't actually been any formal changes yet (except for a two-month instead of two-week timestamp rule,) but some guy has now finally been enforcing the rules. I'll go over the ones you should know about first, and any other questions, ask here. Firstly, instead of simply copy/pasting the code onto the page, it must be added in a table, and then a template. Like so: ===[[Group Name]] : Type=== - Type is optional but will help readers. {| |- | {{:Group Name/recruit}} time stamp (~~~~~) or timed signature (~~~~) |} {{Group Name/recruit}} would probably be {{Foxhound/recruit}} in your case The table is there so your code doesn't conflict with any below it. Secondly, then paste it in alphabetical order. Now, as for the content itself: There's been a bit of talk about changing the wordcount rule above 200, but for now, it remains there. Images must have a total (combined) pixel count below 76,000 pixels. Now, as for autosizing. When you make your template, simply add this line of code {|align="left" style= "border:RoyalBlue 2px solid; width:600 px Which formats as: Testing... That means that people on low resolution monitors can still use the page fine. Finally, there should be no other templates in your advert, or any subheaders. If you want a template, it should be subst-ted in (which simply dumps the code on the page. For exmample, {{Random Template}} becomes {{subst:Random Template}} Hope that helps and sorry if I've been a bit unclear. Linkthewindow  Talk  04:30, 11 March 2009 (UTC) Hate to barge in here (sorry, Met fan) but for once and for all... I'M NOT A GUY! (begin rant) I'm female. Quite female, thankyouverymuch! Is the name "Lois" that unusual that no one has heard of it?!? Have you never heard of Lois Lane - Clark Kent's girlfriend?!? ARGGHHHH! (end rant - sorry, again, Met Fan) --Lois talk 10MFH 17:29, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Oh noez! Estrogen! :P It's all cool Lois, I'll write that down in my list of things to know. Hopefully Linkthewindow understands this pressing matter, as it's a horrifying matter getting genders mixed up, among other things. Lois, you have a very nice day ma'am. :D --Met Fan F 00:02, 16 March 2009 (UTC) LOL! Yes, I know... I should have posted my comment elsewhere - possibly on Link's page - and yes, it is a bit frivolous - but I just had enough of it. It isn't like I have a gender neutral name, you know? You have a nice day, too! --Lois talk 10MFH 11:43, 16 March 2009 (UTC) 24 Ban Please do not vandalize pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. A flame war with Haliman isn't worth it.--– Nubis NWO 13:23, 11 March 2009 (UTC) I didn't? --Met Fan F 01:00, 13 March 2009 (UTC) User:Met Fan Want a redirect? Or can it be deleted? :/ --Janus talk 15:55, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Yea, it and its talk page can be deleted, can't it? Muchas gracias. --Met Fan F 00:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC) They are probably better left as redirects to your new account (this one), so people can still contact you from the old sig links and contribution links. I've moved the contents of your old talk page here (below) -- boxy talk • teh rulz 12:19 24 March 2009 (BST) Thanks! --Met Fan F 23:34, 24 March 2009 (UTC) Remember To Sign! This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too. Cheese I am with project Welcome, but I'm also a sysop. What sort of things do you need to know? You can leave a message on my talk page rather than emailing me by the way. Just follow the link from the "ese" part of my sig. -- Cheese 22:08, 27 May 2008 (BST) What sort of thing are you searching for with your name? -- Cheese 22:03, 9 June 2008 (BST) Ah. I got you. You're only searching for your name in the Main Namespace. To find your user page, you need to type User:Met Fan, or search Met Fan and then tick the User: box right at the bottom where there's a list of the namespaces. -- Cheese 22:07, 9 June 2008 (BST) Templates are the same. You just search the Template namespace. :P -- Cheese 22:14, 9 June 2008 (BST) Karek There's also Category:Templates which attempts to sort them by how they are used.--Karekmaps?! 22:22, 9 June 2008 (BST) N00bert D00 d00 head, I see nothing wrong with my current FOXHOUND template.--N00bert foxhound 22:16, 27 August 2008 (BST) Noodles So, is Noodles dead or what?-- | T | BALLS! | 20:58 14 July 2009(BST) I find that if you request the inclusion of an obscure animal, and they can somehow turn it into a boob joke, you get an update in a couple of days. CAN I HAZ MOAR MEERKATZ?--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:15, 14 July 2009 (BST) Boobs...obscure animals...what's the dif? And unfortunately, TheIronGoat has found a chopper out of the city and abruptly gave me the news that N00dles is history. I guess that I should have let someone know...but I was too devastated m'self. That was my only supply of poorly-drawn boobs. I hope you feel my pain. --Met Fan F 14:51, 20 July 2009 (BST) De-Escalation Escalation removal You're due an escalation being stricken from your A/VD record! Congratulations! Because you've made 250 edits in the past 1 months, you can now have up to 1 escalations removed from your criminal record! Make sure to notify a Sysop, and they should get straight to work fixing your data! --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 23:44, 27 October 2009 (UTC) Old Buddy/Victim I don't suppose you'd happen to remember me, would you? --Moctezuma 16:22, 23 January 2010 (UTC) A long time, a concussion in football, and various stresses and one would think no, but yes. How may I help you? :D--Met Fan F 22:11, 27 January 2010 (UTC) Zombie Hunting Season The Lifetime Achievement Award for Ingenuity "Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." Met fan is a zombie hunter who has shown utmost ingenuity when it comes to the hunt. In Zombie Hunting Season 2010, this hunter revolutionised the hunt with his new tactic, hunting PKers. With a total of One kill(s), this hunter killed the most PKers. --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 00:13, 22 March 2010 (UTC) Revive? Noticed that you need a revive, I know a spot where you can get a revive and a heal. Can you make it to the Haim building? In Roachtown? Defender Of Weak 03:58, 12 August 2010 (BST) Nevermind, but something else I wish to talk with you about. Would you mind if I did a few Urban Dead Comics of my own? Seems fun and all, ya know? Defender Of Weak 23:33, 13 August 2010 (BST)