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group_name=Ghetto Cow/Zach|
group_image=[[Image:Ghetto_Cow-Zach.jpg|245px|Mmmm... Lunch!]]‎|
group_abbrev=GC|
group_membership=5|
group_leaders=We can have leaders?!|
group_goals=Eat anything that moves...|
group_recruit=Any and all funloving zombies are welcome to join|
group_contact=[[Talk:Ghetto Cow/Zach#Not Us|click here]]}}
A group of zombies that are mostly alts of [[GC]] people.  They have no real organization at all, yet somehow they all attack at the same time...all the easier to have a bite to eat, my dear.  They are a rather motley group, even for zombies.  We also like vultures, for vultures eat dead rats.  And no zombie apocalypse is complete without dead rats.

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==CURRENT OPERATIONS==
<u>As of 5/1/07:</u> Initiating the [[DDT|Dulston Destruction Tour]]. Why wage war on the people of Dulston? Because they killed the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, are sporting anti-semitic ideals, converting to Communism, and harboring weapons of mass destruction. <i>That's</i> why we're going to war!

<b>If you'd like to join up, post a message on our unused talk page or follow the instructions on the [[DDT|DDT page]].</b>

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<font color="#800000">All communication within our group has been transfered over to [http://z13.invisionfree.com/Hlfrankiln/index.php?showtopic=1650 a secret channel].</font>

Anyone who is still active, put your activities here, whether or not they be with the primary horde. [[Talk:Ghetto Cow/Zach#Roll Call|Roll Call]]

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==Travel Journal==

=== February 14, 2007 ===
"Gripping silentgenius05 by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 2 HP. You have run out of Action Points." NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!!! --(Tecke) [[User:Skitchipoo|Skitchipoo]] 00:10, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

=== February 21, 2007 ===
For the second day in a row, I made it inside the [[Blackmore Building]] with 1 AP left... just enough AP to REPRESENT! Good attack today, zombies. --[[User:Skitchipoo|Skitchipoo]] 00:22, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
:I spent all my AP getting the 'cades down to Quite Strongly.  Thanks a lot, you bastards!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
:: I got in and infected two harmanz, but hey I'm gonna be heatshoted so...--{{User:Che13/Sig}} 03:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

==Members==
On the left is the wiki link for members, on the right is a description of their zombie alt

#[[User:Skitchipoo#Tecke, Skitchipoo's similarly lazy alter-ego|Tecke]] - "When not eating brains, Tecke enjoys swaying, groaning, slapping barricades, making obscene gestures towards small children, dropping his tattered pants, befouling street corners, and picking flowers."
#[[User:Ev933n#brainrotter123|brainrotter123]] - "A redhead who doesn't like humans at all."
#[[User:Che13/My_characters#Drulling|drulling]] - a tall and fat black man, with some "tasty" looking maggots all over. Wearing only some ragged jeans
#[[User:Mazu#My Characters|MazuMaz]] - a zombie of a teenage boy young, smart and fast better what out or he'll kick your ass onto the grass and procced to disembowl you.
#[[User:Zombie_slay3r/Sir_Isaac_Newton|Sir Isaac Newton]] - The father of physics and calculus has arisen from the grave in order to eat brains to further enhance his intelligence.

Those who will be remembered

#[[User:Cap'n Silly/Zombie For Bob|Zombie For Bob]] - "A scrawny zombie wearing a ripped Rocket For Bob T-shirt. He smells of onions."
#[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=753791 Lord of Morgul] - Holy sh*t, it's that Nazgul thing from the Lord of the Rings! How the hell did he end up in [[Malton]]?
#[[User:Nibiletz|Nibiletz]] - Curiously, This average looking zombie is clutching a teacuo of perpetually hot...Borovan? Its not getting spilled..
#[[User: Lachryma|SovietRat]] - "A scruffy looking skater chick with a ragged hammer and sickle t-shirt. Oh, and she's dead."


''(if we forgot anyone, in some fashion of a cruel irony... just let us know... it was not intentional)''

==Frequently Asked Questions==
''Do I have to be a current member of [[Ghetto Cow]] to join [[Ghetto Cow/Zach]]?''
* No, but why wouldn't you want to be a part of the single greatest occurrence in human history (save the invention of whatever spray [[User:Ron Burgundy|Ron Burgundy]] uses on his magnificent mane)?
''My Zed is currently at the other end of the map from you guys. Can I still join and meet up with you later?''
* Of course! Even our [[User:Ev933n#brainrotter123|busy little redhead]] has had her hands full with [[X:00|slightly more pressing matters]].
''Why do you want to eat innocent people?''
* Umm... '''[[Barhah]]'''!
''I know we are Zombies, but how might we signal others of our group?''
* Simple! In ZombieTalk, one simply says "Ganna Gah--Zagh!!" in order to hail one another.

== Allies ==
[[X:00]] - Well, they aren't really "allies" as they aren't really a "group", but we still like their idea.

== Our Enemies ==
Zombies don't understand enemies, but we have a vague hatred of:
*[[Barricades]]
*[[Zombie Hunter]]s


==Our Lovely Theme Song==
This was written by [[User:Cap'n Silly|Cap'n Silly]], completely out of the blue:

(To the tune of [http://youtube.com/watch?v=W8Y3qDDODT0 Basket Case], by Greenday)

:::Do you have the time

:::To listen to survivors whine

:::About zombie spys and zergers all at once

:::I am one of those

:::Slimy undead fools

:::Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it

:::Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

:::Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

:::It all keeps adding up

:::I think I'm cracking up

:::Am I just over annoyed

:::Or am I stoned?

:::I went to eat

:::A random survivor's feet

:::He said he'd get a gun and bring me down

:::I went to a door

:::And banged it with my claw

:::I smashed it for the cause

:::And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down

:::Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

:::Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

:::It all keeps adding up

:::I think I'm cracking up

:::Am I just over annoyed

:::Or am I stoned?

:::''Groan Solo''

==Profile Stuff==
If you are in our lovely group, you need to put "0:00" in your profile, since all the cool zombies are doing it.  And we wanna support [[X:00]].  Also, add everybody in GC/Zach to your contacts list!  Here's the known profile links:

*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=759154 drulling]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=696659 Tecke]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=805339 Sir Isaac Newton]
*And if you want the profile of the ever elusive [[User:Ev933n#brainrotter123|Redhead]], you have to be on GC's [http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/ghetto_cow mailing list] or [http://z13.invisionfree.com/Hlfrankiln/index.php forum]

And if your zombie isn't listed, slap your profile link on the [[Talk:Ghetto Cow/Zach|talk page]]!  It'll get you more brains!

In case the above wasn't clear, this is approximately what your profile should look like.

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