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Our little scamps are so cute that they deserved their own page to show off their antics.

==[[Kannibal Kids]]==

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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=667385 Anime Is Poopy] || Anime Is Poopy, formerly [[User:AnimeSucks|Anime Sucks]], while working with the scientists of the [[Cannibal Corps]] on an new experimental recipe something went horribly wrong and changed some of the Cannibal Corps members into children.  Little Antoine, the name his mommy knows him by, rather than be discouraged, he ran around [[Quarlesbank]] for a lil while before he came up with the idea of the best game of tag ever.  Grabbing his new best friend, Billy Age 3, they moved down to [[Caiger Mall]], because that mall has the best toys and the most hiding spots.His face is usually smeared with blood and chocolate and he is always looking for new kids to play with. || [[Image:KK Anime Is Poopy.jpg|300px|Anime Is Poopy uses this bathtub to wash his body parts]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=410193 Billy Age 3] ||  Billy (Age 3) was an average toddler, who came from a warm and happy home. He enjoys finger painting, long walks in the park with his mommy, and sipping on a nice cool sippy-cup of milk. Ever since the zombie outbreak, he has been wandering around aimlessly, but without getting any older. Perhaps this is due to the preservative effects of the Necrotech syringe? One can't say. However, Billy has recently enjoyed starting to play with guns and totes around a "pretty" syringe of Necrotech's No-Go Zombie Put-Down Juice (he likes the sparkles in the fluid). || [[Image:KK Billy Age 3.jpg|200px|Billy Age 3 loves to paint with the zombies........... body parts.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=263664 bozoboy] || bozoboy loves dressing up in his military fatigues and playing tag around the mall. He has an awful temper and has a tendency to bite, zombie or otherwise. If he starts getting a look on his face like he's about to cry, don't touch him, as he'll only likely snap at your hand. || [[Image:Lilbozoboy.gif|bozoboy is the pride and joy of his mommy.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=871823 BurtTheSoldier] || BurtTheSoldier follows in the footsteps of bozoboy, but with a more urban beat, as he says he is a soljah. He loves [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/ Dwayne Johnson] so much that he always keeps asking people if they can smell what he is cookin'. Usually he giggles too much and asks people if they can smell what he is poopin'. || [[Image:Lilburtthesoldier.jpg|150px|BurtTheSoldier loves his drum. He pounds on it all the time.]]
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|[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=573918 Dr'Carnage] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=574922 Dr'Spears] || Dr'Carnage (pronounced DuR-Carnage) and Dr'Spears (pronounced DuR-Spears) are twin brothers who come from a broken family. They bounced around from foster home to foster home, never staying in one place for more than a month. Usually their foster parents would try to love them, but many suspected that their parents are brother and sister. Since their parents named them after their unfortunate disability, it made it hard to keep them without constant care and supervision. Wandering the streets of Malton, the twins roam in front of zombie packs, scavenging off of what survivors leave behind when they vacate buildings. You can tell when they are nearby when you hear their usual screech of: "i'm a zombie spy, don't kill me!" It's a sad prank that the rest of the kids made on them, and often causes the twins problems when they come across other survivors, thinking that they are letting them know that they are on their side. The other kids thought that after a year they might have caught onto the joke, especially when they get shot at by other survivors, but the twins show no signs of realizing the awful truth of "what they should say to people." || [[Image:Lildr'twins.jpg|150px|The dr'twins are natural blonds.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=891956 Evan Brooks] || "''From the day [[User:Vault|Evan Brooks]] was born, the zombies all gathered 'round, and they gazed in wide hunger, at the boy they had found, the head zombie spoke up, and he said this boy is alone, he could tell right away, that Evan Brooks was tasty to the bone.''" Evan loves the outdoors and unfortunately doesn't always realize that zombies are not the best of playmates, but gosh darn it, he keeps trying to play with them, no matter how many times he needs to be revived. || [[Image:Lilevanbrooks.jpg|150px|Evan Brooks loves his mommy, but in the tough manly way, so it's okay.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=264261 Fat Sarge] || Fat Sarge is the name that we gave him, but he insists that he is merely "husky" and that there is more of him for his mommy to love. This doesn't stop the other Kids from dancing around and singing: "''Fatty, fatty, fat fat. How many pounds are you at? Fatty, fat Sarge. You're as big as a garbage barge!''" He bottles up all of his emotions until they explode out in a white-hot rage. Remember, if he wants the last ho-ho. Give it to him. || [[Image:Lilfatsarge.jpg|150px|You'd be surprised how much force is packed into Fat Sarge's large frame.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=675657 Kaptain Krule] || Raised with his loving family in the quiet suburbs, Krule lived a happy, quiet life as "mommy's little accident." He loved his little room out in the shed and his little nest of pine needles and his rag doll made from used socks. He cherished his one Christmas where his present was to be in a picture with his family. Unfortunately he was cropped out of the picture when the Christmas cards were sent out, but he knows he was in there. When the outbreak came, he was lovingly secured in his shed by his father and in order to prevent zombies from finding him his father pretended to not want him along by exclaiming "''Well Krule, it seems you are going to be the proverbial captain going down with the ship. Good riddance. We didn't want you anyways. We're evacuating with the military, so you stay here and get eaten. I thought you should know, we never loved you. I hope you die.''" Krule waited faithfully for his father until someone somehow jumped in through the roof (free running) in order to hide in his shed and passed out from fatigue. Beating the person to death, Krule started wandering the neighborhood calling himself Kaptain Krule and decided to defend his neighborhood from mean stinky strangers. || [[Image:Lil Kaptain Krule.jpg|Kaptain Krule not pictured.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=909805 'Lil Cypher Zero] || 'Lil Cypher Zero has gone and done it again.  After leaving Malton, Cypher went and found a time vortex, stepped in, and ended up a precocious little scamp.  He's a lot different than he was before (perhaps it's because he's still a little pre-pubescent kid), and he loves causing mischief and finds Malton to be a giant playground right now. || [[Image:Lil Cypher.jpg|300px|Lil Cypher, what a scamp!]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=814478 Ronski Saukko] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=833065 Ronski Saukko2] (not playing) || These little scamps run around waving their swords around and asking for booty. Carrying their parrots "Mr Fluffybottom" and "First Mate Felix Fuzzyhead", they sing songs as they scamper about. Typically you can tell if they are near if you hear: "''Fifteen kids on a younger brother's chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums. Snacks and the nappy had done for the rest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums. The Barbie was drug by the Huffy bike, The Huffy broken by a little tyke. And cookie monseter's throat was marked alike, He had been run over by little Chen; And there they lay, all good dead toys, Like breaking of the vase in daddy's den, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums.''" After their "fighting song" they run into buildings, demanding booty, and try to poke as many boys as they could with their swords. The only way to drive them off is either to shout: "I'm telling" or have a girl in the room. They seem to be deathly afraid of cooties. || [[Image:Lil ronski saukko.jpg|300px|Saukko twins: "Yar! We're pirates!"]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=580170 tagging tagerton] || More will be known about tagging tagerton once we can catch him. He's really into the game!  || [[Image:Lil tagging tagerton.jpg|300px|tagging tagerton really gets into the game.]]
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|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=918870 Wee Abdy] || Known before as Abd Alhazred, Wee Abdy got caught up in the same experimental recipe that caused several of his companion Cannibal's to revert to their current child like states.  Where he used to be a silent (and invisible) partner forced to satiate his desire for human flesh through quiet nibbles of the already deceased, he has now joined in the most excellent game of tag ever devised and is able to feast upon fresh, and often juicy, meat.  Though his true invisibility was reliant on his physical maturity, he remains transparent and can still be heard singing, "I'm invisible, invisible.  I'm invisible.  CAN'T SEE ME!"  || [[Image:Wee Abdy.jpg|300px|Wee Abdy loves Cannibal Corps Brand Rations™]]
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