Kannibal Kids/Photo Album

Our little scamps are so cute that they deserved their own page to show off their antics.

Kannibal Kids

Character name	Character Bio	Character Picture
Anime Is Poopy	Anime Is Poopy, formerly Anime Sucks, while working with the scientists of the Cannibal Corps on an new experimental recipe something went horribly wrong and changed some of the Cannibal Corps members into children. Little Antoine, the name his mommy knows him by, rather than be discouraged, he ran around Quarlesbank for a lil while before he came up with the idea of the best game of tag ever. Grabbing his new best friend, Billy Age 3, they moved down to Caiger Mall, because that mall has the best toys and the most hiding spots.His face is usually smeared with blood and chocolate and he is always looking for new kids to play with.
Billy Age 3	Billy (Age 3) was an average toddler, who came from a warm and happy home. He enjoys finger painting, long walks in the park with his mommy, and sipping on a nice cool sippy-cup of milk. Ever since the zombie outbreak, he has been wandering around aimlessly, but without getting any older. Perhaps this is due to the preservative effects of the Necrotech syringe? One can't say. However, Billy has recently enjoyed starting to play with guns and totes around a "pretty" syringe of Necrotech's No-Go Zombie Put-Down Juice (he likes the sparkles in the fluid).
bozoboy	bozoboy loves dressing up in his military fatigues and playing tag around the mall. He has an awful temper and has a tendency to bite, zombie or otherwise. If he starts getting a look on his face like he's about to cry, don't touch him, as he'll only likely snap at your hand.
BurtTheSoldier	BurtTheSoldier follows in the footsteps of bozoboy, but with a more urban beat, as he says he is a soljah. He loves Dwayne Johnson so much that he always keeps asking people if they can smell what he is cookin'. Usually he giggles too much and asks people if they can smell what he is poopin'.
Dr'Carnage and Dr'Spears	Dr'Carnage (pronounced DuR-Carnage) and Dr'Spears (pronounced DuR-Spears) are twin brothers who come from a broken family. They bounced around from foster home to foster home, never staying in one place for more than a month. Usually their foster parents would try to love them, but many suspected that their parents are brother and sister. Since their parents named them after their unfortunate disability, it made it hard to keep them without constant care and supervision. Wandering the streets of Malton, the twins roam in front of zombie packs, scavenging off of what survivors leave behind when they vacate buildings. You can tell when they are nearby when you hear their usual screech of: "i'm a zombie spy, don't kill me!" It's a sad prank that the rest of the kids made on them, and often causes the twins problems when they come across other survivors, thinking that they are letting them know that they are on their side. The other kids thought that after a year they might have caught onto the joke, especially when they get shot at by other survivors, but the twins show no signs of realizing the awful truth of "what they should say to people."
Evan Brooks	"From the day Evan Brooks was born, the zombies all gathered 'round, and they gazed in wide hunger, at the boy they had found, the head zombie spoke up, and he said this boy is alone, he could tell right away, that Evan Brooks was tasty to the bone." Evan loves the outdoors and unfortunately doesn't always realize that zombies are not the best of playmates, but gosh darn it, he keeps trying to play with them, no matter how many times he needs to be revived.
Fat Sarge	Fat Sarge is the name that we gave him, but he insists that he is merely "husky" and that there is more of him for his mommy to love. This doesn't stop the other Kids from dancing around and singing: "Fatty, fatty, fat fat. How many pounds are you at? Fatty, fat Sarge. You're as big as a garbage barge!" He bottles up all of his emotions until they explode out in a white-hot rage. Remember, if he wants the last ho-ho. Give it to him.
Kaptain Krule	Raised with his loving family in the quiet suburbs, Krule lived a happy, quiet life as "mommy's little accident." He loved his little room out in the shed and his little nest of pine needles and his rag doll made from used socks. He cherished his one Christmas where his present was to be in a picture with his family. Unfortunately he was cropped out of the picture when the Christmas cards were sent out, but he knows he was in there. When the outbreak came, he was lovingly secured in his shed by his father and in order to prevent zombies from finding him his father pretended to not want him along by exclaiming "Well Krule, it seems you are going to be the proverbial captain going down with the ship. Good riddance. We didn't want you anyways. We're evacuating with the military, so you stay here and get eaten. I thought you should know, we never loved you. I hope you die." Krule waited faithfully for his father until someone somehow jumped in through the roof (free running) in order to hide in his shed and passed out from fatigue. Beating the person to death, Krule started wandering the neighborhood calling himself Kaptain Krule and decided to defend his neighborhood from mean stinky strangers.
'Lil Cypher Zero	'Lil Cypher Zero has gone and done it again. After leaving Malton, Cypher went and found a time vortex, stepped in, and ended up a precocious little scamp. He's a lot different than he was before (perhaps it's because he's still a little pre-pubescent kid), and he loves causing mischief and finds Malton to be a giant playground right now.
Ronski Saukko and Ronski Saukko2 (not playing)	These little scamps run around waving their swords around and asking for booty. Carrying their parrots "Mr Fluffybottom" and "First Mate Felix Fuzzyhead", they sing songs as they scamper about. Typically you can tell if they are near if you hear: "Fifteen kids on a younger brother's chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums. Snacks and the nappy had done for the rest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums. The Barbie was drug by the Huffy bike, The Huffy broken by a little tyke. And cookie monseter's throat was marked alike, He had been run over by little Chen; And there they lay, all good dead toys, Like breaking of the vase in daddy's den, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums." After their "fighting song" they run into buildings, demanding booty, and try to poke as many boys as they could with their swords. The only way to drive them off is either to shout: "I'm telling" or have a girl in the room. They seem to be deathly afraid of cooties.
tagging tagerton	More will be known about tagging tagerton once we can catch him. He's really into the game!
Wee Abdy	Known before as Abd Alhazred, Wee Abdy got caught up in the same experimental recipe that caused several of his companion Cannibal's to revert to their current child like states. Where he used to be a silent (and invisible) partner forced to satiate his desire for human flesh through quiet nibbles of the already deceased, he has now joined in the most excellent game of tag ever devised and is able to feast upon fresh, and often juicy, meat. Though his true invisibility was reliant on his physical maturity, he remains transparent and can still be heard singing, "I'm invisible, invisible. I'm invisible. CAN'T SEE ME!"