View source for Petition for Survivors to Stop Bitching About Everything Else

I had a revelation earlier after reading [[Petition for Zombies to Stop Bitching About Being Revived]], and I wish to share it with all of you.

Why are survivors bitching about everything?

Let's face it. Zombies eating Humans is the exact counter to Harmanz killing Zombies. That's right, we need to eat to level! But, it's part of the game. So if you don't want us to eat you, stop living.

There are 2 states of existence in Malton. Alive, and Undead. Zombies try to kill the living. [[User:Gregarious Instigator/The Problem With Pubbies|Survivors spend 5 hours worth of AP talking to zombies eating at their flesh.]] What's the problem? Enough of the "The zombie population has grown above 40% and woe is living me..." I don't bitch when one of my characters gets revived or headshot. That's what happens to the dead. I live, I jump off the nearest building. If your Human gets killed, you're experiencing a proper zombie apocalypse. Spare us the moaning and hand-wringing. Accept the fact that death is to survivors, as reviving is to zombies. Suck it up, sweetcheeks. Or, as an alternative, spend your AP on fighting. In fact, consider this: No current zombie skill allows reviving, +10 hp, placing obstacles between you and them, or doing 10 damage for 65 accuracy. Survivors have an advantage already.

Sign below. Or don't. However, know this: Every time you bitch about zombie balance, Zombie Jesus shakes his fist.

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#How many times can I sign this? Seriously, I'm tired of all the "petitions for getting rid of crap we don't like cause it mildly inconveniences us". --<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:46, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. Don't worry, DHPD will vouch for my vote making it worth like 10 votes so it's cool.  .--[[User:ScoobyDooDoobie|ScoobyDooDoobie]] 07:20, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:Ornithopter|Ornithopter]] 22:22, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:BoboTalkClown|BoboTalkClown]] 01:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
#My vote may only be worth 3/5ths of a pubbie vote but you shall have it! {{User:Katthew/Sig}} 02:38, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
#Now we have 1 whole vote! --[[User:DCC|DCC]] 03:11, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. --[[User:Doc Bubonico|Doc Bubonico]] 02:40, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. --[[User:TastyNougat|TastyNougat]] 02:51, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
#Votered --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[ The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] [[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [[Militant Order of Barhah|MOB]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 20:47, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. I may start my own petition to stop anybody using game stats as proof of unfairness or lack of balance unless the percentage is more than 75%-25%. I get sick of that.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 20:52, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. You realize that the more people we kill, and the longer the revive lines get, the more crying we're all going to hear?  It's gonna get epic. -- [[User:robotsinmyhead|robotsinmyhead]] <sup>[[User_talk:robotsinmyhead|BOO HOO]] | [[Image:dead_like_zed.gif|ZOMBIE]][[User:Katthew/Zombie_Improvements| RIGHTS]]</sup> 05:12, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
#Why the hell do you think I'm a PKer?  {{User:BillyClubThorton/signature}} 18:15, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
#Ah-mahn. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:42, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
#Me lieks this. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 17:45, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
#Voted. Can we Duct-Tape their mouths shut if this doesn't work??--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 02:33, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
#Me three!  I wish there was more to UD so people didn't have to make up drama to keep themselves occupied.--{{User:Zardoz/sig}} 08:02, 28 April 2008 (BST)
#"We should stop pk'ers!" Haha, silly fuckers. You have my vote! --[[User:Vandurn|Vandurn]] 02:23, 3 June 2008 (BST)
#There are people that genuinely believe that PKing is somehow the same thing as zerging. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:26, 30 July 2010 (BST)
#Can we make this a proper policy so I can VB everyone who bitches about the way the game should actually be played? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 15:35, 30 July 2010 (BST)
# -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 15:57, 30 July 2010 (BST)
#If only [[ASS]] was still around. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:32, 31 July 2010 (BST)