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== the Name suggests.... ==

Anyonye else notice that the letters of abbreviations from Church of Kevan spells COK? As in cock? Um, pretty weird. <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Sgt Raiden|Sgt Raiden]] ([[User talk:Sgt Raiden|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Sgt Raiden|contribs]]) 07:00, 18 January 2009  (UTC).</small>
:Says more about you I would think [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 12:02, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
::LOL HE SED COK!!!!elvn --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:55, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

== Dissolution of the Church ==

The concept of Kevanism was way more popular than the actual Church of Kevan Group - so I am shutting the group down but leaving the Kevanist stuff up. If anyone else wants to start thier own Kevanist group go ahead.

The Kevanic Codex was created by contributers to our forum. If you want to add to the codex, please post your submission here for myself and other Kevanists to review.

[[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 14:26, 15 August 2008 (BST)

== General Comments ==

Awesome work. I am LMAO here. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 12:35, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks - that was my intenion [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 08:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::Pretty funny man! But do you think he had forsaken us? Sometimes I think Kevan has other things he'd rather be doing.--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 05:34, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Sometimes even a god needs a little time off [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 11:33, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
::::For sure. I have actually seen recently that he has been doing quite a bit. *Airborne gets that warm fuzzy feeling* --{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 20:25, 30 March 2008 (BST)
== I like. ==

but rules 8 and 10 need adjusting, money buys you IP hits :) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:26, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
: Good point. I have taken out the 160 hit note from 8. 10 remains unchanged as, while it may not apply to our real selves, it does apply to our characters.
:: I loled at the 160 pagehit comment. Can i form the Orthodox Church of Kevan and keep following this passage ? --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 12:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Damn splitters - Heresy is a sin. Tho I didnt modify the commandment, only the note.[[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]]
:::haha, donations to the church can make god do wonderful things for you :P even orthodox churches. And maybe you need a section on praying, with a link to [[User Talk:Kevan]], :P --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:31, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::::I have thoughts regarding donations and praying. I figure that donations would take the form of installing artworks in a CoK church, the only form of trade Kevan allows. I see praying as similiar to [[Suggestions]]. After all, some [[Implemented_Suggestions|Prayers]] have actually been answered. [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 13:21, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

== Heresy ==
These tenants are in direct violation of Pluto and the Story of Origin! Repent ye sinners!--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 13:48, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:Pluto is not a planet, It has not cleared it's orbit - repent your stupid worship of minor kuiper-belt objects and convert to the true faith.[[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 13:53, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::thems fightin' words! --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 14:06, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Cant we all just get along in a happy land of religious tolerance? [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 14:38, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Yes, once you admit that your tenets are wrong.... Comandment 8 and 10 should be swapped, and you should have had a comma in commandmant 9 (between Community and and). Oh, and the official religions symbol is ever so slightly the wrong shade of gold, and should be about 3 mm thinker. For these greivous and deadly heracies you will be questioned under torture and burnt at the stake, once you confess your mortal sins. But, on the bright side, your immortal soul will be saved forever!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 17:55, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::FRIENDS! Argue not over whose FALSE religion is true, for BOTH are false! [[The Evangelical Order of the Return to Eden]] knows the TRUTH! Abandon your false BELIEFS and help us spread the GOOD NEWS of the RETURN! -[[User:Ornithopter|AutoDestruct]] 18:13, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::What now ? A zombie apocalypse wasnt enough, and now you guys want to start a religious conflict ? Gee.. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 18:38, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::If we dont have those kind of grammatical errors in at the start then what are our followers supposed to argue over in 2000 years time? [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 08:31, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Personally, I dont agree with all this heresy talk, interfering with the beliefs of other groups violates the 9th Commandment. Therefore anyone accusing another group of heresy is commiting heresy. [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 08:31, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
:Or at least WOULD be, were your HERETICAL teachings the TRUTH. -[[User:Ornithopter|AutoDestruct]] 02:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
::But they are, can you seriousley refute the existence of the Great Kevan? [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 11:30, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
:::I can AND do, FRIEND, but upon FURTHER consideration, despite your CURIOUS insistence that the creator is named KEVAN and that all evidence of our existence prior to THREE years ago was FABRICATED, none of your TEACHINGS contradict the TRUTH, so I SUPPOSE my labeling of you as HERETICS was incorrect. -[[User:Ornithopter|AutoDestruct]] 20:19, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Burn the Heretic

Kill the Mutant

Purge the Unclean

I, Brother-Captain Raziel, have been sent by Grand Master Mandulis (Well...his holy Spirit really. He's been dead for awhile...) to Cleanse this Heresy.

Repent, for your end is near.

For the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, LET THE PURGATION BEGIN!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:29, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

== [[Actions via "question marks"|Witchcraft]], [[External_Links#Firefox_Tools|Sorcery]], and [[Unofficial UD Forums|Fortune Telling]] ==
Kevan is the creator, but those who know the true laws of creation can sometimes manipulate reality in unexpected ways, be it for good or evil.  {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 17:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:Pluto has given me all the powers I need.  Hail Pluto!--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:25, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::Get your pluto talk off this talkpage ye sinner!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:15, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
:Be careful about playing god, it can lead you astray over the 7th Commandment. But knowing the ways of god is a true blessing (I too am a computer programmer)
::"I too am a computer programmer"... But you forget sometimes to sign your posts?--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 05:36, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh, I am always doing that, sorry [[User:Jay Barco|Jay Barco]] 11:31, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

== I found Him! ==

Apologies if this has been posted before, delete it if it has. {{User:Tayth/Sig}}

[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=14 It's Kevan!]

== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==


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Currently the suburb in question is [[Pitneybank]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:04, 20 July 2008 (BST)

{{Template:Group Inactive?}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:46, 4 August 2008 (BST)


There is an {{sel|http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Church_of_Kevan/recruit|orphan}} too.--{{User:Nubis/sig}} 23:42, 18 August 2009 (BST)

== Apparently.. ==

{{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/ImageBox|image=Kevan.gif|caption=Guess who?|width=52}}


:{{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/ImageBox|image=Kevan2.jpg|caption=more widely known image}} --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[User:Duke Garland/BHW|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 20:46, 25 June 2010 (BST)

== [[:Category:Church of Kevan]] ==

{{GroupCat|Church of Kevan/recruit|cat=Church of Kevan}}Thanks. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 05:23, 4 February 2011 (UTC)