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='''About Me'''=
My Name's Mike. I've been ''The DirtMan'' since late 1987. I was working as an Archaeology Teacher in an afterschool program. I taught grades K-6. Some of the kids were too small to be able to handle the big buckets of dirt. They'd call for the ''Dirt Man'', to help them out. That was me.

After a while the name stuck, and I've been ''The DirtMan'', ever since.

It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.

All of my alt's are paid for, and lead separate lives. 

IMHO...If you play...You should pay!

I retire my characters occasionally, but DirtMan stays active.

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='''Characters'''=
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=184005 DirtMan]==
'''Level:''' 45
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'''Locator:''' Whittensdie
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'''Satellite phone:''' 894-6261
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===Profile===

The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of [[Feral Undead]]. '''BANGARANG!''' He was previously a longtime member of the [[Undying Scourge]] before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in [[Dia de los Muertos]] and [[On Strike]] with that group. He is also quite fond of [[Cow_tipping|Gah Zabbang]]. His personal motto is '''Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm!''' (Humans, embrace our Storm!)

During 2008 Feral Undead's leader Bullgod, gifted me with The Feral Undead Battle Banner, due to my fierce loyalty and willingness to fight for the Feral cause. The banner is formerly the hide of Chad Hipper, an early opponent/snack of the Feral Undead's conquest of [[Whittenside| Whittensdie]].

====Zombie appearance====

A 20something Punk Rock kid, wearing tattered jeans and a leather jacket with a large Feral Undead logo on the back. A tatty Mohawk, and a chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's T-shirt. Proud bearer of the Feral Undead Battle Banner!

('''Note:''' The Feral Undead Battle Banner is the leader of The Whittenside Medical Corp.'s, Chad Hipper's, hide.)

====Survivor appearance====

Kind of the same, just less, well, dead!

===History===

DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to '''''Leave the scum to rot with the rest'''''. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims [[Whittenside| Whittensdie]] as his home now. 

See also: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1344772 DirtMan's Socks]. (Note: UD Supporter, Currently '''Retired''')


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<center>'''Note:''' Only DirtMan, Timo Ducca and Taecyeon are currently (10-15-2019) active.</center>

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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Timo_Ducca Timo Ducca]==
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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/A_Pantomime_Horse A Pantomime Horse]==
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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Giggles_McButterBean Giggles McButterBean]==
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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Shin_Hayata Shin Hayata]==
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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Taecyeon Taecyeon]==
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==Cool External Links==

An awesome [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zombie_films List of Zombie Films] that I found on the Wiki!
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Mexican Wrestling! [http://www.luchawiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page The Lucha-Wiki] Ok, I'll admit I put this here for [[User:Bullgod|Bullgod]]!
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The [http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/horsespy.htm Pantomime Horse] Sketch.

==[[User:DirtMan/Sandbox|Sandbox]]==
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==[[User:DirtMan/sig|Sig]]==
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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. {{User:DirtMan/sig}} 15:58, 27 September 2016 (UTC)