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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | This page is an archive page of [[User:Dux Ducis|{{c|maroon|Dux Ducis}}]]. Don't mess with this page if you know what's damn good for you.  
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<center><font face="Impact" size=6 color=maroon>'''T h i s    <sup>i s</sup>    D u x    <sup>D u c i s '</sup>    W i k i    <sup>U s e r</sup>    P a g e'''</font></center>
<b><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://chaosandcomplexity.googlepages.com/home {{c|maroon|&iquest;}}]</span></sup></b>

"''Real heroes are men who fall and fail and are flawed, but win out in the end because they've stayed true to their ideals and beliefs and commitments''"

''Epilogue''

Malton is a bloody battleground, with the dead fighting the living, the living fighting the living and even the dead fighting the dead. No one knows when this horror of a nightmare will end for the city's inhabitants, as death is no longer a sure thing, many cursed humans continue to walk the earth long after loosing their lifeblood...


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===={{c|maroon|A Few Points to Consider:}}====

*I use a lot of [[templates|{{c|maroon|templates}}]]. So if you have a problem, tough... This is my page!

*You may hear me rant about stupid suggestions. I blame this for a lack of educating newbies on the suggestions procedures. Such as [[talk:suggestions|{{c|maroon|Talk:suggestions}}]] (first) ---> iron out problems/community discussion, ---> final editing before moving to [[suggestions|{{c|maroon|suggestions}}]] page (should stop most screw ups of the template. Most) ---> Community voting ---> archive into appropriate category. So think before submitting. Think ''very'' carefully.

*[[Roleplaying|{{c|maroon|Roleplaying}}]] adds life into UD. So hit those keyboards!

*You may hear me rant how zeds have it tough at the moment. Because they do. [[mall|{{c|maroon|Malls}}]]. [[Firearms|{{c|maroon|Guns}}]]. [[Barricades|{{c|maroon|Barricades}}]]. [[Useful Items#Radio|{{c|maroon|Radios}}]]. Thank goodness for the treachery of PKers, otherwise UD would be boring for the survivors. Barricade, dump, heal, revive. Sound familiar?

*My monitor resolution is set very high (1600*1050). However, unlike [[User:Terminator 484|{{c|maroon|Terminator 484}}]], I endevour to make my page 1024*768 friendly. I'm sorry, if you are using anything less than that, everything will look shit.

*You may hear me rant about the 'welcomenewbie template' and other newbie instructions need fixing and streamlining. They have become too large and bloated. The [[suggestions|{{c|maroon|suggestion guidelines}}]] take up half the bloody page. Come on now. A lot of people are not going to read all of that. Let's be realistic here. I'm also tweaking with the welcomenewbie template in my [[User Talk:Dux Ducis#Welcome Newbie template|{{c|maroon|talk page}}]], go ahead and make a few suggestions.

*Copycats. Those who are too lazy to make their own unique page (so steal it from me) or learn Wiki-markup. Unoriginal. Come on! Do something constructive instead of ctrl+c ctrl+v. [[Help:Contents#To edit a page|{{c|maroon|Have a crack at it yourself}}]].

*I like things to be clean, neat and pleasing to the eye. I don't like jarring things, especially colors. I'm not gay, I just like things to... ''work''. Fit together. Hence why I have a sort of color scheme to my userspace and sig. Hence why I bothered to learn not only wiki code, but also some beginner XHTML. Hence why I have an oganised talk page (if you haven't already, [[User_talk:Dux_Ducis|{{c|maroon|check it out}}]] now).

*As cool as it may seem, ''don't'' make [[trenchcoater|{{c|maroon|trenchcoater}}]] characters! Please, for the love of.... just don't. 5 Katanas. 20 shotguns. Black trench coat. None of these. Why? They are over-done and over-used! Very, very, over done. And no, Dux Ducis is not a trenchy. He is wearing a suit in that pic. He's got style, something that is lacking on this muddled and confused wiki.

*I do a ''lot'' of editing late at night or early in the morning, so don't worry if I'm not making much sense, or seem to be rambling about nothing, or my spelling is bad. I'll just need more <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee {{c|maroon|coffee}}]</span> in my system.

*As [[User:Lachryma|{{c|maroon|Lachryma}}]] has found, I'm a little uptight with the correct use of colons. Please people, use them when there is a discussion going on - it is much easier to read. Much easier.

*<s>[[Help:Basic_Formatting#HTML and XHTML tags|{{c|maroon|strikeout tags}}]]</s>,  <nowiki><s></s></nowiki>  are awesome! (probably my favorite HTML tags). I like to use them a lot instead of deleting. ''A lot''. It's more wiki-polite as well, allowing others to see your past mistakes and revisions.

*[[PKer|{{c|maroon|PKers}}]] add a random element to the game. So stop bitching about them. They give survivors another enemy to have fun with, either murdering as many as possible, or hunting down those treacherous bastards. So stop suggesting anti-Pker suggestions. So far, they've all been crap.

*[[Help:Contents#Posting in talk pages|{{c|maroon|Sign}}]] your bloody posts!



{{c|maroon|'''Stuff I've <s>Done</s> wasted my time on:'''}}

*[[Chudleyton Cinemas|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Cinemas}}]]
*[[Club Hodson|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Clubs}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Police Departments|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Police Departments}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Factories|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Factories}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Hospitals|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Hospitals}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Museums|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Museums}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Libraries|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Libraries}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Motels|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Motels}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Railway Stations|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Railway Stations}}]]
*[[Chudleyton Schools|{{c|maroon|Chudleyton Schools}}]]
*[[Suggestions|{{c|maroon|Suggestions Page}}]] <sub>voting and spamming the stupid submissions into oblivion (why don't people use the talk page??)</sub>
*[[Special:Contributions/Dux_Ducis|{{c|maroon|And my overall contribution to the glorious wiki}}]] <sub>(recently passed 1,000 edits - woot!)</sub>


{{c|maroon|'''Some Funny Quotes:'''}}

*''"What the hell? Get these motherfucking pokemon off my motherfucking wiki!--[[User:Gage|Gage]] 05:03, 18 November 2006 (UTC)"''
*''"Jimbo, your ass, the Internet. Yes. {{User:BobHammero/Sig}} 07:41, 20 July 2006 (BST)''
**''For the last time, I'm not scanning my ass and posting it on the wiki. --[[User:McSnatherson|Jimbo Bob]] <sup>[[Assault on Stupid Survivors|ASS]]•[[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 07:45, 20 July 2006 (BST)"'''
*''"My User Page Look Funny to You Boy? That would be because you are using the abysmal, shit sucking browser that is Internet Explorer."'' [[User:Xoid|Xoid's]] user page
*''"Read copyright law and shut up." [[User:Akule|Akule and his Wikilawyering]]''


'''''{{c|maroon|Only The Most Serious of Inquiries}}'''''

<i>""Ah, but who will monitor the Wiki Monitor Monitors? --[[User:Daranz|Daranz]]<sup>. [[User_talk:Daranz|talk]] . [[UDWiki:Moderation|mod]] .</sup> 18:38, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
:Jesus --[[User:AnimeSucks|AnimeSucks]] 19:58, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
::The Wiki Monitors Monitors Monitors. [[User:CaptainM|CaptainM]] 03:30, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
:::The horror! But who will monitor the Wiki Monitors Monitors Monitors? I think this is one of those [[Mod Conspiracy|mod conspiracies]] that have emerged... - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]]<sup>[[User_talk:Jedaz|ΣT]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://da-jedas.deviantart.com/ ΞD] [http://www.opengis.com/ GIS] [http://www.solidinc.tk/ S!]</span></sup> 07:06, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
::::I think someone should create W(M)^infinity. That way, they'd pretty much beat everyone else trying to escalate the whole thing. --[[User:Daranz|Daranz]]<sup>. [[User_talk:Daranz|talk]] . [[UDWiki:Moderation|mod]] .</sup> 09:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::I call W(M)^infinity+1 -- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] <sup>[[User_talk:boxy|T]] [[User:Boxy/Locations|L]] [[Zombie Squad|ZS]] [[PA Posse|PA]] [[Dead Animals|DA]]</sup> 10:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
::::::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity#Operations_involving_infinity_and_real_numbers You can't!] It's still the same! --[[User:Daranz|Daranz]]<sup>. [[User_talk:Daranz|talk]] . [[UDWiki:Moderation|mod]] .</sup> 10:14, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Your cock-eyed wikipedia rules arn't enforceable here! I bet those guys don't even believe in zombies, the fools -- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] <sup>[[User_talk:boxy|T]] [[User:Boxy/Locations|L]] [[Zombie Squad|ZS]] [[PA Posse|PA]] [[Dead Animals|DA]]</sup> 10:31, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
::::::::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies Oh, they do.] Or don't. They don't definitely say. Perhaps we should set up a special monitoring group to monitor this discussion to ensure that it's fair and all, you know. --[[User:Daranz|Daranz]]<sup>. [[User_talk:Daranz|talk]] . [[UDWiki:Moderation|mod]] .</sup> 11:03, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::You start on the group page, I'll get working on the templates! -- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] <sup>[[User_talk:boxy|T]] [[User:Boxy/Locations|L]] [[Zombie Squad|ZS]] [[PA Posse|PA]] [[Dead Animals|DA]]</sup> 11:20, 8 January 2007 (UTC)""</i>

=={{c|maroon|My Characters}}==

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<sup>If you want to make cool characters like these, go [http://www.sp-studio.de/ {{c|maroon|here}}]</sup>

===={{c|maroon|DuxDucis}}====
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554080{{c|maroon|UD profile link}}]

Former security contractor for the city of Malton during the outbreaks. He is known to wear classy suits and designer sunglasses, even if it seems to be at odds with the apocalyptic surroundings. Despite his heavy involvement with the [[Survivor Security Zone|{{c|maroon|Survivor Security Zone}}]], he is now a shadowy figure, known to be involved with several underworld groups. 

===={{c|maroon|laws89}}====
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=548994{{c|maroon|UD profile link}}]

<s>Firefighter turned Necrotech employee and medic all in one deadly package. Not much gets in his way.</s>
*laws89 got drunk and permanently joined the ranks of the dead. Eating people instead of patching them up is much more fun! Baharh!

===={{c|maroon|<s>Pestilence MK2</s>}}====
<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=592377{{c|maroon|UD profile link}}]</s>

<s>An early Necrotech experiment gone wrong with the early zombification studies of people. Watch out, he's big!</s>
*I have officially laid this character to rest. (''R.I.P. Pestilence MK2 , 8 July 2006 09:31 - 3 March 2007 07:27'')

=={{c|maroon|Groups}}==

DuxDucis belonged to the [[Apsey Urban Militia|{{c|maroon|Apsey Urban Militia}}]], a group in central Chudleyton. He now roves around the [[Survivor Security Zone|{{c|maroon|Survivor Security Zone}}]], one of the [[Zone Defenders|{{c|maroon|Zone Defenders}}]].

Laws89 <s>is</s> '''was''' a proud and classy member of both the [[Channel 4 News Team|{{c|maroon|Channel 4 News Team}}]] and The [[Yagoton Revivification Clinic|{{c|maroon|Yagoton Revivification Clinic}}]], or [[YRC|{{c|maroon|YRC}}]]. He has been with these groups at the [[Battle of Blackmore|{{c|maroon|Battle of Blackmore}}]], and the [[Shacknews|{{c|maroon|Shacknews}}]] assault on [[Bale Mall|{{c|maroon|Bale Mall}}]]. He now flitters between the realms of death and life, unsure whether he wants to stay in either for a long time.

Pestilence mk2 is pretty much a feral, although this unique zombie has not been sighted recently.


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''Ever wanted to know the total number of articles on the wiki? Well here it is:''
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==={{c|maroon|Rats}}===

{{FreeRat|Lachryma|Dux Ducis|joining Ghetto Cow and stuff like that!}}

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