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{{character|
char_name=Totes|
char_image=Coming... maybe.|
char_joindate=2009-08-23|
char_class=Civilian| 
char_equip=Knife!|
char_profileID=1603702|
char_status=Dunno, but revive him when you find him dead :D|
char_group=[[Herbie Goes Bananas|Herbie Goes Banan]][[Feral Undead|a]][[Fort Feral Zombies|s]]|
char_stats=Kill lists are for trenchies and BS drama llamas|
char_journal=No journal
}}

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==Boring bio==
He doesn't remember what he has been before the outbreak, or even what his actual name was. His multilingualism, his hard to identify accent and his knowledge of history point towards him having been a Continental European academic before his first death, but even he can't verify that anymore.

He has quickly grown to embrace the ultimate freedom that being a feral zambah brings. He considers breathers in general and Mrh? cows in particular as cowards who can't let lose, and who fear to be free. He especially disdains PKers as poseurs, as they claim to be the ultimate predators of Malton, but have to rely on the breather infrastructure and its goods, and but have to clinge on their worthless lives.

He considers death-culting as his speciality, and way to go to turn the survivor infrastructure against itself. He especially concentrates on disrupting the harman infrastructure as much as possible and to strategically hit them where it hurts them the most - somewhat surprising for someone who only operates inside an as losely organized group as [[Feral Undead]].

His struggle for enlightenment and for efficiency has brought him in relatively good standing with [[Malton College of Medicine]], where he held several guest lectures. He'd probably yet prefer to knock their gennies out and to eat them, though - it's just that he comes in peace when it fits him.

==Customer Testimonials==
*[http://iamscott.net/1290366978208.html "I haet Totes", spraypainted on the inside of the ruined Fort Feral gatehouse]

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