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Hullo, I'm the Doctor. Have some tea.

Would you like a Jelly Baby?


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=446913|The Doctor's Profile]

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== The Crowbank revive point ==


I mind a revive point out in Crowbank. Only game in the suburb though a couple people have expressed a desire to assist, which will be muchly appreciated, there's not many of us. Personally, I can only manage around two revives a day, except when I'm dead. Then, of course, I can't manage any. But I do go out there with my syringes and whatnot daily, so pick up a magazine, take a number, and "Mrh?" for a bit. I'll get to you, or you may be revived by a passerby with a syringe.

If you're a terribly rude person trying to find me and put the revive point out of commision for a while, I'm not dumb enough to put it too near to where I've got my safe house. I am much more intelligent than that.

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== Life/Unlife Status ==

The Doctor is currently: _'''''Dead'''''_

''Bugger.''

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== Userboxes: You Know You Love 'Em. They're Like Userpage Bumper Stickers. Except, With Bumper Stickers, You Have To Stop When You Run Out Of Bumper, Whereas A Webpage Is An Infinite Canvas!==

The following items may (or may not, depending on your mood) appear in my ID wallet when I hand you the psychic paper:


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| align="center" style="font-size: small" | This user claims to be [[User:Spartacus|Spartacus]].
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{{Centers of Learning Policy}}


{{SacredGroundPolicy}}


{{projectwelcome}}


{{McZeds}}


{{Mongol}}


{{DramaLlama}}


{{DrunkLevelBig|User=The Doctor|Level=enjoying an occaisonal glass of wine}}


{{NovemberFeast}}


{{AmazingWho}}


{{flagbox|#B70000|Canadianflag-sm.jpg|Canadian|This user or group is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada Canadian].}}


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| align="center" style="font-size: xx-small" | This User has jumped on<BR> the Template bandwagon.
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{{Banana}}


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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:BACHZ_Icon.png|100px]] || style="background:#BBCCBB" align="center" | '''The B.A.C.H.Z. wants YOU!'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | This individual or group has pledged to join the [[B.A.C.H.Z.]] in combating the zombie apocalypse by the systematic annihilation, conversion and habilitation of zombies. 
This may or may not involve the use of melodrama.
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming.
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{{flagbox|#AC8C65|crucifix.jpg|Stop [[Suggestions|Suggesting]] '''Crap'''!|This user or group supports<br>''intelligent'' suggestions because:<br>[[Frequently_Suggested|''Crucifixes should be useless,<br>just like in real life.'']]}}


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| align="center" style="font-size: xx-small" | This User is not safe around unguarded cookies.
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{{ChuckNorris}}


{{Channel4NewsTeam}}


{{Dopefish}}


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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;" | This User or Group supports the Dead Animals 'n Stuff Policy & acknowledges that all Zoos should not be used for raping of little animals with large wooden objects.  Nope.  Nuh-uh.
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:shamrock.jpg|80px]] || style="font-size: 70%;" style="background:green; color:white; " align="center" | '''DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 70%;" | This user supports the [[Emerald Guard]] or at least parties vigourously.
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:teacup.jpg]] || style="background:#8E8E8E" align="center" | '''Etiquette'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | This user or group supports [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiquette#Common_norms_of_etiquette etiquette].<br> Your mother taught you manners, right? 
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{{flagbox|#556655|Wikipedia_use_of_proper_grammar.JPG|'''Grammar'''|This user or group supports the use of<br> proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.}}


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|rowspan="2"|[[image:Kitty_small.jpg|75px]] || style="background:#F08080; color:#ffffff;" align="center" width="90%" | '''Kitties!'''
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|align="center" style="font-size: 90%;"| This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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|rowspan=2|[[Image:hypnotoad-1.gif]]||style="background-color: #CCCCFF; font-size: medium; text-align: center; width: 100%;"|'''Hypnotoad'''
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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"|'''All glory to the Hypnotoad'''
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{{Morse}}


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| width=160 align="center" style="font-size: xx-small" | This user got the touch.<br> They got the power. 
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|rowspan=2|[[Image:Mamamia.jpg|60px]]||style="background: #99CC99; color: #336666; font-size: x-small; line-height: 11px; text-align: center; width: 180px;"| '''Mama Mia! Mama Mia!'''
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|style="font-size: xx-small; line-height: 12px; text-align: center; width: 180px;"|This user finds thunderbolts and<br />&nbsp;lightning very, very frightening.
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| rowspan=2 | http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/Oddballmegazelda/JoeHaitusAv2.png || style="background:red; color:black; font-size: small" width=180 align="center" | '''I shall return!'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: small" | This user claims to be [[User:Saromu|General MacArthur]].
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:Cthulhuplushshrunk6qb.jpg|60px]] || style="background:grey; color:black; width:190px"  align="center" | '''Ia!  Ia!  Librarian fhtagn!'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | In his house at sunken R'lyeh, dead LibrarianBrent waits dreaming.
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| align="center"  style="font-size: xx-small" | This User recognizes the difference between a [[Template:Noob|Newbie and a Noob]].
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{{NoMoreDrama}}


{{Pirate}}


{{PoetryUser}}


{{flagbox|#ffcc66|Pie.jpg|'''Piebtration'''|This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.}}


{{PLFG|User=The Doctor|Rank=supporter}}


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|rowspan=2|[[Image:RonBurgundyTemplate.jpg|110px]]||style="background: #EEEEFF; color: black; font-size: small; text-align: center; width: 193px;"|'''I'm Ron Burgundy?'''
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|style="background: lightyellow; color: black; font-size: 70%; text-align: center;"|This user isn't sure if he claims to be [[Channel 4 News Team|Ron Burgundy]].
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{{Revivification Requests}}


{{Reviver}}


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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:digit.jpg|120px]] || style="background:black; color:white; " align="center" | '''Can you dig it, sucka?'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 100%;" | This user can dig it. Sucka.
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| align="center" style="font-size: small" | This user claims to be [[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]].
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{{flagbox|#FF8585|Un-w.png|[[Project UnWelcome|Project '''''Un'''''Welcome]] Member|Need help? Piss off.}}


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| style="font-size: xx-small" align="center" | Have you checked your spelling?
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{{WikiDrama}}


{{trenchcoater}}


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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | This user knows how to make templates.
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{{Templates}}


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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:TMMtemp.jpg|75px]] || style="background:gray ; color:black ; " align="center" | '''The Malton Mafia'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 100%;| This User or Group is respected by [[The Malton Mafia|The Malton Mafia]].<br> They have the support of the Families.<br> '''Don't cross them.'''
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