User:The Doctor

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Hullo, I'm the Doctor. Have some tea.

Would you like a Jelly Baby?


Doctor's Profile


The Crowbank revive point

I mind a revive point out in Crowbank. Only game in the suburb though a couple people have expressed a desire to assist, which will be muchly appreciated, there's not many of us. Personally, I can only manage around two revives a day, except when I'm dead. Then, of course, I can't manage any. But I do go out there with my syringes and whatnot daily, so pick up a magazine, take a number, and "Mrh?" for a bit. I'll get to you, or you may be revived by a passerby with a syringe.

If you're a terribly rude person trying to find me and put the revive point out of commision for a while, I'm not dumb enough to put it too near to where I've got my safe house. I am much more intelligent than that.


Life/Unlife Status

The Doctor is currently: _Dead_

Bugger.


Userboxes: You Know You Love 'Em. They're Like Userpage Bumper Stickers. Except, With Bumper Stickers, You Have To Stop When You Run Out Of Bumper, Whereas A Webpage Is An Infinite Canvas!

The following items may (or may not, depending on your mood) appear in my ID wallet when I hand you the psychic paper:


Spartacus.jpg I'm Spartacus!
This user claims to be Spartacus.


Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.


Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.


Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
This User is a proud member of Project Welcome, and is dedicated to helping new wiki users to become good and productive wiki users.


McZeds.png McZeds™
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.


Mongol2.jpg The Mongolian Horde
This User or Group is protected by The Mongolian Horde under the alliance of the The Golden Empire.


Llama.JPG The Drama Llama is Watching You
The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.


Martini.jpg Sobriety
The Doctor is currently enjoying an occaisonal glass of wine


The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!


Amazing 666sm.gif Amazing Who?
This User had no idea who the longtime Urban Dead Wiki contributor Amazing was.


Canadianflag-sm.jpg Canadian
This user or group is Canadian.


Wagon.jpg Bandwagon
This User has jumped on
the Template bandwagon.


Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.


BACHZ Icon.png The B.A.C.H.Z. wants YOU!
This individual or group has pledged to join the B.A.C.H.Z. in combating the zombie apocalypse by the systematic annihilation, conversion and habilitation of zombies.

This may or may not involve the use of melodrama.


Cthulhuplushshrunk6qb.jpg Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming.


Crucifix.jpg Stop Suggesting Crap!
This user or group supports
intelligent suggestions because:
Crucifixes should be useless,
just like in real life.


CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This User is not safe around unguarded cookies.


Chuck.jpg BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!


Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.


Dopefish Lives.jpg Swim swim hungry!
This user belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry.


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9241/animals2ro.jpg Protect Dead Animals 'n Stuff Supporter
This User or Group supports the Dead Animals 'n Stuff Policy & acknowledges that all Zoos should not be used for raping of little animals with large wooden objects. Nope. Nuh-uh.


Shamrock.jpg DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!
This user supports the Emerald Guard or at least parties vigourously.


Teacup.jpg Etiquette
This user or group supports etiquette.
Your mother taught you manners, right?


Wikipedia use of proper grammar.JPG 'Grammar'
This user or group supports the use of
proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.


Kitty small.jpg Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.


Hypnotoad-1.gif Hypnotoad
All glory to the Hypnotoad


Morse.jpg Morse Code
- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-


Matrixleader.jpg Matrix of Leadership
This user got the touch.
They got the power.


Mamamia.jpg Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
This user finds thunderbolts and
 lightning very, very frightening.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/Oddballmegazelda/JoeHaitusAv2.png I shall return!
This user claims to be General MacArthur.


Cthulhuplushshrunk6qb.jpg Ia! Ia! Librarian fhtagn!
In his house at sunken R'lyeh, dead LibrarianBrent waits dreaming.


Noob.gif STFU N00B
This User recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.


Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.


Pirate.JPG Pirate
This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!


Poetry.gif Mad Rhymes
This user will try,
at least most of the time,
To express their opinions
completely in rhyme.


Pie.jpg 'Piebtration'
This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.


Popular Liberation Front of Geddes PLFG
The Doctor is a supporter of the PLFG


RonBurgundyTemplate.jpg I'm Ron Burgundy?
This user isn't sure if he claims to be Ron Burgundy.


Revive.gif Revivification Requests
Undead? Want to breathe again?
Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link)


Syringe.jpg Planned Revivification
This user or group supports
organized revivification.


Digit.jpg Can you dig it, sucka?
This user can dig it. Sucka.


http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9051/sonny8qa.png I am Sonny!
This user claims to be Sonny Corleone.


Un-w.png Project UnWelcome Member
Need help? Piss off.


Isidore.gif Saint Isidore Is Watching
Have you checked your spelling?


WikiDrama.png WikiDrama
OMG! Drama!


Trench coat.jpg Trenchcoater
This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.


Templates.jpg Templates
This user knows how to make templates.


Emot-bandwagon.gif Templates make FUNFUN!
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!


TMMtemp.jpg The Malton Mafia
This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia.
They have the support of the Families.
Don't cross them.