User:The Doctor
Hullo, I'm the Doctor. Have some tea.
Would you like a Jelly Baby?
The Crowbank revive point
I mind a revive point out in Crowbank. Only game in the suburb though a couple people have expressed a desire to assist, which will be muchly appreciated, there's not many of us. Personally, I can only manage around two revives a day, except when I'm dead. Then, of course, I can't manage any. But I do go out there with my syringes and whatnot daily, so pick up a magazine, take a number, and "Mrh?" for a bit. I'll get to you, or you may be revived by a passerby with a syringe.
If you're a terribly rude person trying to find me and put the revive point out of commision for a while, I'm not dumb enough to put it too near to where I've got my safe house. I am much more intelligent than that.
Life/Unlife Status
The Doctor is currently: _Dead_
Bugger.
Userboxes: You Know You Love 'Em. They're Like Userpage Bumper Stickers. Except, With Bumper Stickers, You Have To Stop When You Run Out Of Bumper, Whereas A Webpage Is An Infinite Canvas!
The following items may (or may not, depending on your mood) appear in my ID wallet when I hand you the psychic paper:
I'm Spartacus! | |
This user claims to be Spartacus. |
Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter | |
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group. |
Sacred Ground Policy Supporter | |
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
Project Welcome Member | |
This User is a proud member of Project Welcome, and is dedicated to helping new wiki users to become good and productive wiki users. |
McZeds™ | |
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food. |
The Mongolian Horde | |
This User or Group is protected by The Mongolian Horde under the alliance of the The Golden Empire. |
The Drama Llama is Watching You | |
The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion. |
Sobriety | |
The Doctor is currently enjoying an occaisonal glass of wine |
Remember, Remember the 5th of November | |
This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation! |
Amazing Who? | |
This User had no idea who the longtime Urban Dead Wiki contributor Amazing was. |
Canadian | |
This user or group is Canadian. |
Bandwagon | |
This User has jumped on the Template bandwagon. |
B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! | |
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
The B.A.C.H.Z. wants YOU! | |
This individual or group has pledged to join the B.A.C.H.Z. in combating the zombie apocalypse by the systematic annihilation, conversion and habilitation of zombies.
This may or may not involve the use of melodrama. |
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! | |
In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming. |
Stop Suggesting Crap! | |
This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life. |
Cookie Thief | |
This User is not safe around unguarded cookies. |
BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master! | |
This user has mastered Chuck Norris' |
Channel 4 News Team Affiliate | |
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
Swim swim hungry! | |
This user belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry. |
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9241/animals2ro.jpg | Protect Dead Animals 'n Stuff Supporter |
This User or Group supports the Dead Animals 'n Stuff Policy & acknowledges that all Zoos should not be used for raping of little animals with large wooden objects. Nope. Nuh-uh. |
DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! | |
This user supports the Emerald Guard or at least parties vigourously. |
Etiquette | |
This user or group supports etiquette. Your mother taught you manners, right? |
'Grammar' | |
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. |
Kitties! | |
This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. |
Hypnotoad | |
All glory to the Hypnotoad |
Morse Code | |
- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- |
Matrix of Leadership | |
This user got the touch. They got the power. |
Mama Mia! Mama Mia! | |
This user finds thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening. |
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/Oddballmegazelda/JoeHaitusAv2.png | I shall return! |
This user claims to be General MacArthur. |
Ia! Ia! Librarian fhtagn! | |
In his house at sunken R'lyeh, dead LibrarianBrent waits dreaming. |
STFU N00B | |
This User recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. |
No More Wiki Drama | |
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama. |
Pirate | |
This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr! |
Mad Rhymes | |
This user will try, at least most of the time, To express their opinions completely in rhyme. |
'Piebtration' | |
This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life. |
Popular Liberation Front of Geddes | PLFG |
The Doctor is a supporter of the PLFG |
I'm Ron Burgundy? | |
This user isn't sure if he claims to be Ron Burgundy. |
Revivification Requests | |
Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link) |
Planned Revivification | |
This user or group supports organized revivification. |
Can you dig it, sucka? | |
This user can dig it. Sucka. |
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9051/sonny8qa.png | I am Sonny! |
This user claims to be Sonny Corleone. |
Project UnWelcome Member | |
Need help? Piss off. |
Saint Isidore Is Watching | |
Have you checked your spelling? |
WikiDrama | |
OMG! Drama! |
Trenchcoater | |
This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas. |
Templates | |
This user knows how to make templates. |
Templates make FUNFUN! | |
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion! |
The Malton Mafia | |
This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia. They have the support of the Families. Don't cross them. |