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Before the outbreak started, I was find life very dangerous. You see, I had been a hacker under the name of ''Bossk, The Gecko'' because just before I would break down a person's computer, I would E-Mail them a picture of a gecko and the text "Better buy a new computer. ~Bossk." Then, the police figured out where I was hiding. So, I was on the run for an entire year. I had 67 different fake identies.

One morning, I woke up the stepped out of the warehouse I was in. All these decaying people swarmed around me, ripping me apart. A second later, I was in a cematary. I was told I had been "revived." Then, I learned how the out break started and what was going on. With no law system or authorities, I looted, pistols, shotguns, knives, credit cards, clothes and anything else you could think of. But people started attacking me and in self defense, I shot them and soon things like "The Department of Emergency Managment" were after me. Again, I was on the run, now fighting humans and zombies.

[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=951384| Bossk The Gecko]








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{{User:DangerReport/Caiger Mall}}

{{UBPcompliant|December, 08, 2007}}

{{Humor}}

{{FiringSquad|ourselves}}

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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center; width: auto"|Bossk, The Gecko hates [[User:The_Gecko_PKer|n00bs]], [[User:The_Gecko_PKer|people]] who lack basic [[Template:Speling|spelling]], and [[User:The_Gecko_PKer|people]] who just lack common sense.
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{{Frustration}}

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{{MaltonLocated|Name=Bossk, The Gecko|Morder, next to Mount Doom}}

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{{ShoopDaWhoop}}
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|style="font-size: 95%; text-align: center"|The Gecko PKer '''WILL REPORT HIMSELF''' to [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal Banning|Vandal Banning]].
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{{flagbox|lime|Aliengreen.jpg|OMG|This user is '''YOUR MOTHER'''.}}

{{Cop}}

{{AmazingFan}}

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| align="center"  style="font-size: xx-medium" |That idiot that failed to give any support to Malton when the outbreak started.
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{{ThePresident|An alien ate your mother's uncle's brother's ex-wifes's sister's uncle}}

{{God}}

{{:Malton Neighborhood Watch/Enemy1}}

{{Template:AmazingKing}}

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| align="center"  style="font-size: x-small" | '''The Gecko PKer''' has helped the city by killing '''5 different''' Bounty Hunters!
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| align="center"  style="font-size: xx-small" | This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old. 
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| align="center"  style="font-size: large" | '''I'm coming to get you, Barbara!'''
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{{Loser}}





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{{Legality|user='''The Gecko PKer'''}}



{{bushisanalien|user='''The Gecko PKer'''}}


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|I'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR BRAINS, PLASTIC BOY!
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| align="center" style="font-size: x-small" | Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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{{Free Running|how=by jumping from roof to roof, n00b!}}


{{GasMask}}


{{Just Die Already}}


{{Too Much Free Time}}


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{{CookieThief}}


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| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Ppp.jpg|100px]] || style="background:Black; color:white; width: 550px; text-align: center" | '''Pistol Ninja'''
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| style="text-align: center" | This user is a pistol ninja<br /> '''He shall bring headshots to TRENCHCOATERS!!!'''
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{{Axe}}




{{Idiot}}




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{{Hell}}




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| style="font-size: x-small; text-align: center; width: auto"|'''This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt.'''
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== '''PLACES I'VE TRAVELED TO!''' ==


{{Visited Fort Creedy}}


{{Visited Dowdney Mall}}


{{Visited Bale Mall}}


{{Visited Ackland Mall}}


{{Visited Tynte Mall}}


{{Visited Giddings Mall}}


{{Visited Marven Mall}}



=='''!!!!!!!KILL COUNT!!!!!!!!'''==

16 Trenchcoaters
''"With so many shotguns, you think they could defend themselves."''

47 Innocents
''"It's just so tempting when they beg for FAKs to shoot their ugly faces."''

5 Zombies
''"They may be ugly, but zombies will always have a special place in my heart."''

6 Bounty Hunters
''"And they thought they were hunting me"''

2 PKers
''"They were injured, it was too tempting"''



'''My Bounty:'''
It's 9 on the Rogue's Gallery. On some other places, I have higher Bounties.

'''Quotes that I said before the final blow or after killing a victim:'''

''"I hate that duck headed moose on the closest ceiling. I wonder if it likes shotgun shells?"''

''"Hosta la vesta baby!"''

''"Why is every staring at me?"''

''"Bwahhahahahahhahahahaha!"''

''"Take that, republicans!"''