User:The Gecko PKer
Before the outbreak started, I was find life very dangerous. You see, I had been a hacker under the name of Bossk, The Gecko because just before I would break down a person's computer, I would E-Mail them a picture of a gecko and the text "Better buy a new computer. ~Bossk." Then, the police figured out where I was hiding. So, I was on the run for an entire year. I had 67 different fake identies.
One morning, I woke up the stepped out of the warehouse I was in. All these decaying people swarmed around me, ripping me apart. A second later, I was in a cematary. I was told I had been "revived." Then, I learned how the out break started and what was going on. With no law system or authorities, I looted, pistols, shotguns, knives, credit cards, clothes and anything else you could think of. But people started attacking me and in self defense, I shot them and soon things like "The Department of Emergency Managment" were after me. Again, I was on the run, now fighting humans and zombies.
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PK Count |
| Bossk, The Gecko has PKed 76 and counting committed people. |
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Player Killer |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. |
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Caiger Mall Zombies tore down SW overnight. Rest of mall is still lit/barricaded. Roughly ~10 zombies inside working through remaining ~20+ survivors |
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UBP-Compliant Barricade Plan |
| This barricade plan is compliant with the Uniform Barricading Policy. This plan was last reviewed on December, 08, 2007. |
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It's a Joke, OK? |
| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it. |
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Firing Squad |
| This user thinks we should just shoot ourselves and get it over with. |
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N00b Killer |
| Bossk, The Gecko hates n00bs, people who lack basic spelling, and people who just lack common sense. |
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IT NEVER ENDS! |
| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki. |
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Ban Stupidity |
| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people even though he is one. |
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Evil |
| Bossk, The Gecko loves blood, Sci Fi, the Internet and Unicorns and Dragons! |
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Where is Malton? |
| Bossk, The Gecko thinks that Malton is {{{Place}}}. |
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Proud To Be Insane |
| This user is a PKer and proud of it. |
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SHOOP DA WHOOP! |
| This user is chargin their lazer. |
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Amusing Location |
| This user is on the Amusing Locations in Malton list |
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STFU N00B |
| This user recognizes the difference between a Hippo and a Horse. |
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Ban Stick |
| The Gecko PKer WILL REPORT HIMSELF to Vandal Banning. |
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OMG |
| This user is YOUR MOTHER. |
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Cop |
| This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie. |
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Amazing Fan Club Member |
| This User is officially a devoted fan of longtime Wiki contributor Amazing and his lovely beard! |
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STUP!D BUSHZORZ!!!! |
| That idiot that failed to give any support to Malton when the outbreak started. |
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The President |
| An alien ate your mother's uncle's brother's ex-wifes's sister's uncle |
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Worship God! |
| This user believes God is amazing and that everyone should worship Him. |
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Malton's Most Wanted! |
| The user below is currently #1 on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy. | |
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hagnat - Zombie Player
Wanted for crimes against humanity, including directing his zombie group to attack another while it was down. This was done simply to claim an easy victory in an area the target group barely inhabited. | |
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ALL HAIL KING AMAZING! |
| This user or group recognizes Amazing as King. |
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I'm personzorz people??!?!!?. |
| I AM YO MOMMA!!!!!!!! |
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AAAAAAAA! |
| Freeze, I'm holding YO MAMMA hostage! |
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Execution Count |
| The Gecko PKer has helped the city by killing 5 different Bounty Hunters! |
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Cows |
| This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old. |
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LIGHTER MAN |
| The Gecko PKer is a lighter and proud of it. |
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Zombie Talk |
| I'm coming to get you, Barbara! |
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Obsession |
| This user spends too much time online, and needs to get a life. |
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Stubby Head |
| This page, User:The Gecko PKer, is currently lacking in YO MAMMA. Please help us to improve the wiki by contributing to YO MAMA. |
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LEGALITY LOL |
| The Gecko PKer mistakenly believes they have a working grasp of the law. |
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Bush is an alien!! |
| The Gecko PKer thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english. |
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Humorous Suggestion |
| This suggestion has been removed from the main suggestions voting system because it was deemed to be a humorous suggestion. Suggestions that are intended to be funny, ironic, or satirical should not be placed in the main suggestions system. To do so is considered vandalism. If you are unsure of a how a suggestion will be viewed by the community, it is recommended that it be placed on the suggestions talk page first, to gauge community support, and to improve it before being taken to voting. |
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Biollante |
| AHHHHH! IT"S BIOLLANTE! |
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Awqward |
| I'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR BRAINS, PLASTIC BOY! |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton |
| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic |
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Greedo |
| This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur. |
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"Free" Running? |
| This user believes that Free Running works by by jumping from roof to roof, n00b!. |
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GAS MASK USER |
| This user wears a gas mask for protection against the bad zombie smell. |
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Just Die Already! |
| This user is hoping that Caiger Mall falls soon, because it's about damn time! |
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Why are you still reading these? |
| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. |
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I see creepy things... |
| LOOK AT ALL THE HEADS! LOOK AT THEM!!! |
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Cookie Thief |
| This user is not safe around unguarded cookies. |
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The Terminator |
| This user is the Terminator. Don't mess with him. Ever. |
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Death to the Hippies! |
| This User or Group supports the Malton IC Chapter in it's war against hippiedom. |
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Pistol Ninja |
| This user is a pistol ninja He shall bring headshots to TRENCHCOATERS!!! |
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What are you looking at? |
| Stop looking at my gun. |
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Axe Crazy |
| This user has an axe. Do not cross them. |
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Idiot |
| This user is a complete and utter moron. |
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Kill All TRENCHCOATERS!!! |
| This user is a Trenchcoater killer. |
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Hell |
| This user is going to Hell. |
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Hillary Iron My Shirt |
| This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt. |
PLACES I'VE TRAVELED TO!
| Visited Fort Creedy |
| This user has visited Fort Creedy. |
| Visited Dowdney Mall |
| This user has visited Dowdney Mall. |
| Visited Bale Mall |
| This user has visited Bale Mall. |
| Visited Ackland Mall |
| This user has visited Ackland Mall. |
| Visited Tynte Mall |
| This user has visited Tynte Mall. |
| Visited Giddings Mall |
| This user has visited Giddings Mall. |
| Visited Marven Mall |
| This user has visited Marven Mall. |
!!!!!!!KILL COUNT!!!!!!!!
16 Trenchcoaters "With so many shotguns, you think they could defend themselves."
47 Innocents "It's just so tempting when they beg for FAKs to shoot their ugly faces."
5 Zombies "They may be ugly, but zombies will always have a special place in my heart."
6 Bounty Hunters "And they thought they were hunting me"
2 PKers "They were injured, it was too tempting"
My Bounty: It's 9 on the Rogue's Gallery. On some other places, I have higher Bounties.
Quotes that I said before the final blow or after killing a victim:
"I hate that duck headed moose on the closest ceiling. I wonder if it likes shotgun shells?"
"Hosta la vesta baby!"
"Why is every staring at me?"
"Bwahhahahahahhahahahaha!"
"Take that, republicans!"
