Malton Police Department Vigilantes
Inactive Group | |
Malton Police Department Vigilantes are no longer active. Its group page is preserved for archival purposes. Please do not edit this page. This group was reported inactive on 13:08, 1 January 2009 (UTC) Not Inactive? |
MPD Vigilantes | |
This group is the MPD Vigilantes. Hitting zombies with blunt objects since 2007. |
Short-wave Radio Info | |
This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 27.33 MHz |
The Malton Police Vigilantes
The MPD Vigilantes is a group that is fully made up of players who want to be a cop (or firefighter/doctor/whatever), but don’t want to be constrained by rules. Any rules. Players up to level 35 accepted, as players of higher levels are better off owning zombies. THE ONE RULE - there are no real restriction, rules, guidelines, whatever, and anything on this page could be lies. Like "looting the Mall" - nobody actually is, that's what the mall is for. No tactics, except that if we do meet while online, we team up AND EAT ZOMBIES!!!
History
The history of the MPD Vigilantes is relatively short. About 6 months ago, a few ex-officers of the MPD decided to break a few rules and kill some zombies dead. Regrettably, most of these proud Officers are no longer with us. Then a few short months ago, the last remaining member decided to create an organization dedicated to wiping out the zombie menace. He set up a home base on his adopted suburb, Santlerville, and struck out to recruit new members and defeat small groups of zombies. Although the Vigilantes have suffered a few small defeats, luck appears to be with them, and they are beating down zombies to this day.
Current Group Roster
- Captain - Officer 123satsitx UDP
- Sergeant and Wiki Defender - Johnny Crow UDP
- Officers - Generic Minion 00101 UDP, Officer Malik, Officer Whozit
- Field Doctors - Gibbering Lunatic UDP, Doctor Alfonzo
- Support - john big daddy p UDP, and The Malton Police Department Vigilantes Tank (See below)
UPD = Urban Dead Profile. Used to confirm membership & ease of adding members to contacts. Please add yours if you haven't already or contact the current Wiki Defender for help.
How To Join
a) Put MPD Vigilantes into your “Group” text box in Settings
b) Add your name to the roster below
c) Add your info to the discussion page (follow direction in there)
c) Kick some zombie @$$!!!
Area of Operations
The MPD Vigilantes operate in Santlerville, making occasional forays into Pashenton if Santlerville is safe, regrouping in Cotterrell Crescent Police Department if attacked while sleeping (Damn organized zombies!). Currently the Vigilantes are regrouping at Appelby Park to be revived. Unfortunate Vigilantes that have been zombified move to the Thicke Towers of the Finch Monument to be revived. Their Home Base is the Thicke Towers.
There is also a location in Gibsonton called Oram Walk Police Department that some of us frequent. Currently Gibsonton is overrun by zombies that are in need of killing.
Suburb Danger Level Colors | |||||
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Safe
Structurally intact and inhabited by survivors, with numerous lit buildings, and few to no zombies. |
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Moderately Dangerous
Active zombies and break-ins, but no major hordes. | ||
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Intact
Structurally intact with few zombies, but a very low survivor population and few to no lit buildings. |
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Dangerous
Zombies inside many resource buildings and/or significant hostile mobs. | ||
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A Ghost Town
Mostly or entirely ruined, and devoid of significant survivor or zombie populations. |
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Very Dangerous
Most buildings wide open or zombie-infested and/or massive hostile zombie mobs. | ||
Suburbs listed in boldface contain notable locations, groups, or events. |
Enemies
- Zombies (Aka: Undead/Zed/Walking Corpses/Walking Dead)
- Mrh? Cows
- Nobody who cow tips, cuz hey, we do. (It's FUN!)
- Finis Valorum UDP Kill on sight he is considered rogue by most of UD and there is a bounty on his head. Take a screenshot and enjoy!
- pickmansmodeI, PrivateDamage, and ca1istagriffin: Cuz they're FRICKIN DOUCHEBAGS who killed the Captain and RoObert while they were sleeping.
- Anyone else who dares mess with the MPDV
If you kill Finis or anyone who has killed any Vigilantes, or dissed the Tank, take a screenshot, and post them on the Discussion page. If we get enough, we'll make a page just of screenshots to laugh at. --Officer 123satsitx 18:42, 12 April 2008 (BST)
Opinions of the MPD Vigilantes
Trigger Happy | |
This user has guns. Do not cross them. |
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton | |
Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic |
The President | |
George Bush is a douchebag. |
Vandals Beware | |
This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice. |
Ban Stupidity | |
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
Firing Squad | |
This user thinks we should just shoot anyone who thinks knives aren't worthless and get it over with. |
Stop Suggesting Crap! | |
This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life. |
Goddammit | ! | |
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This group is really pissed of at those damn @$$monkeys called PKers |
Group Affiliations and Supported Policies
- Beatbox Kids Cuz I say so.
Mr. Rogers Style! | |
This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood. |
WCDZ | |
This user is conspiring against you. |
Cow Tipper | |
This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies. |
Violence is quicker | |
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
Templates You Can Use
Standard Equipment
The standard equipment for any member of the vigilantes is:
- 1 Pistol (loaded)
- 2+ Pistol Clips
- Flak Jacket
- 1+ F.A.K.'s
- GPS Unit
- Mobile Phone
- Crowbar
- Radio (tuned to 27.33)
Specialized Equipment - the equipment members with different jobs should have (in addition to standard items) are:
Officer-
- 2+ Shotguns (loaded)
- 4+ Shotgun Shells
- 1 Pistol (loaded)
- 2 Pistol Clips
- Fire Axe
Field Doctor-
- 3 F.A.K.'s
- DNA Scanner
- 2+ Revive Syringes
Support-
- Fire Axe
- 1 Shotgun (loaded)
- 2 Shotgun Shells
- Toolbox
- Fuel Can
- Portable Generator OR Radio Transmitter OR Both
- Spray Can
- 1 F.A.K.
Suggested Clothing
Note that this is all suggested and does not have to be worn. It just looks cool.
Officer-
Face
- Gas Mask
Head
- Police Cap
Shirt
- A Pale Blue Short-Sleeved Shirt, OR
- A Pale Blue Long-Sleeved Shirt, OR
- A Pale Blue Blouse
Jacket
- A Police Jacket, OR
- A Black Leather Jacket
Trousers
- A Pair of Dark Blue Trousers
Boots
- A Pair of Black Boots, OR
- A Pair of Black Leather Boots
Field Doctor-
Face
- A White Medical Facemask
Shirt
- A White Short-Sleeved Shirt, OR
- A Nurse's Gown
Coat
- A White Doctor's Coat
Trousers
- A Pair of White Trousers
Boots
- Shoes, OR
- Boots
Support-
(Note that support members can pretty much wear whatever they like)
Face
- A Gas Mask, OR
- A Pair of Safety Goggles
Shirt
- A T-Shirt, OR
- A Short-Sleeved Shirt, OR
- A Long-Sleeved Shirt
Trousers
- A Pair of Overalls, OR
- A Pair of Jeans, OR
- A Pair of Trousers
Boots
- A Pair of Steel-Capped Boots