User:Johnny Crow
Player Info
- Character class: Police Officer / Vigilante
- Favorite equipment: 4 Shotguns, XD 45 & M1911, and 4 other various Pistols, Mobile phone, oh and FAK
- Character profile: Johnny Crow
- Current status: Trying to find some cheese and killing Douchebag's
- Character group: Malton Police Department Vigilantes
- Title in Group: Sergeant and Wiki Defender
- Zombeh skills:
- Character clothing: a gas mask, a police cap, a dark red tie, a blood-flecked dark green long-sleeved shirt, a blood-flecked dark blue raincoat, a bloodstained pair of black trousers and a blood-soaked pair of black boots
- Contact Info: Leave a message on my mobile in game or leave a message on my discussion board.
Current Normal Description
A former Police Sergeant who got tired of all the stupid shit people did. He likes cheese and Poetry. The biggest thing he misses, other than cold beer are foot massages and movies.
A former fatty, he now is about average since there is no cheese.
Original "Normal" Description
A decorated young officer who appears to stay in shape as much as possible. Quiet and reserved, he speaks only when needed or angry. With blood splattered clothes, and two shotguns on his back, you can tell he get up close and personal with the Zeds.
Ribbons: (No longer official due to Vigilante Status)
Current Zombie Description
By far the Handsomest Zombie you have ever seen while puking your guts out at how disgusting it actually looks.
Do you smell cheese?
Original Zombie Description
A decorated young officer and well built who unfortunately in his brave attempt at saving someone, he was mauled by a mob of Zed. You can almost see the humanity in him... Almost...
Funniest Conversation I have ever seen on Urban Dead
Seen at Dowdney Mall in Santlerville Johnny Crow 00:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
- I like Muffins said "Hey, Robsux, I think we need more zombie players in this game." (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- BoneZone said "I like the way you think, Muffy" (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "How about mighty thor? He's got enough alts here. How bout we make some of em into zombies?" (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "Woah, I was never a big fan of Norse mythology. Do we really need 3 Thors in here?" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "Thor, shield yourself with your mighty hammer!" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins killed Mighty Thor 7. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "Too late...at least there are 2 more Thors to defend his honor." (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "Not looking so mighty now thor." (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
- BoneZone said "he still has 2 and 4" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
- BoneZone said "I guess 1,3,5,6 just suck" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
- Robsux killed Mighty Thor 4. (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "Thor, I was trying to protect you with my shotgun, and my finger slipped." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "That was hard work. I sure am thor after that." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "And then I was like, uh oh...good thing Thor has 10 hp left. And my other finger slipped." (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "I could keep this up all day. But there's only thor more to go." (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "Thor 2, watch out for these guys. They're crazy." (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "Looks like we lost that last thor in a row." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- I like Muffins said "well, I'm off to barricade st. e's!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- Robsux said "I'm going to stock up on more shells and rounds in case any more Thors show up. I suggest you guys do the same!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
Then I heard a follow the next day:
- Mighty Thor 6 said "ha, much better... pk'ers now mean nothing more then some free xp.. much much better... I'll try and keep up on any other victims as well." (14 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- Mighty Thor 7 said "tyvm magic hammer of mine." (14 hours and 14 minutes ago)
- Mighty Thor 7 killed Robsux. (14 hours and 6 minutes ago)
- Mighty Thor 7 said "ty for the heals, I killed the stupid pk'er who killed me :D" (14 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Mighty Thor 5 said "almost missed out on the action... *Teabags robsux's corpse ... and again.... and again.... and again... ok, thats better... stupid pk'ers" (14 hours and 2 minutes ago)
Opinions/Affiliations
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Trigger Happy |
This user has guns. Do not cross them. |
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Proud To Be Alive |
This user is a survivor and proud of it. |
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Heavy Arms |
This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked. |
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Firing Squad |
This user thinks we should just shoot The Douche Finis Valorum and get it over with. |
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Killer Whales |
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit. |
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Right to bear arms |
This user supports the Second Amendment. |
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Zombie Massacre |
This user loves going on zombie massacres. |
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Ban Stupidity |
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
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GAY FOR STAR WARS! |
This user thinks that Finis Valorum is gay for Star Wars characters, and lumberjacks |
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The President |
George Bush is a RETARD. |
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Vandals Beware |
This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice. |
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Ban Stupidity |
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
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Mmmm, cheese… |
Johnny Crow really, really likes cheese. |
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Firefox User |
This user uses Firefox. |
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Urban Dead |
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? |
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Firing Squad |
This user thinks we should just shoot anyone who thinks knives aren't worthless and get it over with. |
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Stop Suggesting Crap! |
This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life. |
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Anti-Copyright User |
This user hates copyrights. |
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Atheist |
This user is an atheist. |
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Axe Crazy |
This user has an axe. Do not cross them. |
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Bounty Hunter |
This User or Group hunts and kills PKers. |
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Cop |
This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie. |
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Finis Valorum Sucks |
This User/Group thinks that Finis Valorum sucks. |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton |
Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic |
MPD Vigilantes | |
This group is the MPD Vigilantes. Hitting zombies with blunt objects since 2007. |
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Scout/Sniper |
This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot |
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Cow Tipper |
This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies. |
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Have a Nice Day! |
This User has enough happiness to share with everyone. |