View source for User:Undeadinator/Undeadinator v. Petulant Child

As most of you probably know, I am one of the most put-upon people on the Wiki.  Despite my titanic, penis-enhancing record of earth-shattering contributions (such as [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Template:DeadAnimalsnStuff the Sacred Donkey-Arseholes policy] , '''ONE OF THE MOST UNIVERSALLY ADOPTED POLICIES EVER IN FUCKING HISTORY'''), the mods, arbitrators, and in general entire populace of the Wiki has engaged in a protracted smear campaign against me.  I postulate extreme jealousy, but it could just Manson-beard envy.  Whatever the reason for their childish actions, the assaults upon my character have finally gone too far.  Your uncalled for denigration of my accomplishments I can bear, but their outright theft even '''I''' must protest!

In my arbitration case against Mpaturet, I intend to show that he--against the grain of all human decency--stole, blatantly ''stole'' my Spam vote trademark.  In addition to this, he perpetrated a number of other heinous, personal offenses against me.  Note the evidence below.

:'''1.'''  Mpaturet shamelessly thieves my beloved '''WTF CENTAURS''' vote.  Then, just to add insult to injury, challenges me to bring it to the Arbitrations page.  Challenge accepted, stupidhead!
:::[[IMAGE:EVIDENCE.jpg]]

:'''2.'''  Furthermore, Mpaturet proudly claims to have stolen said gimmick on his User page.  His hugely inappropriate commentary on my dear, sweet, sexy--er, sweet mother is entirely uncalled for.  It can be seen [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Mpaturet here].

:'''3.'''  Mpaturet crossed a sacred and unforgivable line, however, when he posted PERSONAL PHOTOS OF ME without my express permission.  Not only does this violate Wiki rules, it violates my right to privacy in a nauseating fashion.  Pictures in question are below. 

:::[[IMAGE:UDpwnd.jpg]]

:Oh, how I still long for the sweet caress of...I mean, COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!  This alone should necessitate Mpaturet's immediate banning.  That slack-jawed, slope-browed idiot has gone too far.

:'''4.''' Mpaturet hacked into my account and made me do things.  Twisted...vile, things.  I don't have any proof, but wtf wallhacks.

I am requesting...nay, DEMANDING that the moderation staff immediately ban Mpaturet, now and for all time.  His raucous behavior on this Wiki has ruined it, making it a hostile environment for both his fellow Users and me.  His irresponsible posting of my personal photos only serves to highlight a Wikipedia career of infamy and evil.  Furthermore, lol thetans guys am i rite?

To facillitate the process of finding an acceptable arbitrator in this case, I have listed below everybody I am willing to accept, as well as an (incomplete) list of those I will not accept.

 {| width=90% align=center
| valign=top width=30% |''Arbitrators UD will accept''
#[[User:Jesus|Jesus]]
#[[User:Mario van Peebles|Mario van Peebles]]
#[[User:Muhammad Ali|Muhammad Ali]]

| valign=top width=70% | ''Arbitrators UD won't accept''
#[[User:The Earth|The Entire Motherfucking Planet]]
|}


--[[User:Undeadinator|Undeadinator]] 04:12, 4 May 2006 (BST)
('''Note: You will not warn nor ban me.  We both know this.''')