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== Please, feel free... ==

to talk to me regarding anything of purpose. --[[User:Sgt Martinez|Sgt Martinez]] 01:41, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

== [[VZW]] ==

Sarge -- glad to see you have an interest in Zedapalooza!  We will be compiling a list of potential new venues (Clubs with no Wiki history) and would welcome any contributions as far as band reviews, etc. are concerned.  We will keep you posted on our status - in the mean-time, if you and your group want to spin up your own Zedapalooza we'd be happy to join in on that too! --[[User:Shazzelim|Shazzelim]] 19:36, 22 March 2008 (UTC) 

Sarge!  The [[VZW/First Zedapalooza Concert Tour|First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour]] is not over yet!  And you still have a chance to get your very own Zedapalooza Concert Template!  We just need to retake [[the Clatworthy Arms]], which is the final venue, to have our big blow out final concert bash!!!  Any help you could send would be greatly appreciated - free beer and VIP Passes to any survivors who show up to help.  --[[User:Shazzelim|Shazzelim]] 10:11, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Here is a sample of the Zedapalooza VIP Pass you can look forward to grabbing if you can help out!

{{Zedapalooza2008}}

==Sergeant Logo On Sig==
Hey Sarge. I don't have a problem at all with adding the logo, here is what I have so far. What I could do is make the image transparent and upload one for you. And re-insert it into your signature or we could have it looking like this... [[image:Sarge.JPG|15px]][[User:Sgt_Martinez|<span style="color:green"><span style="font-variant:small-caps"><b>Sarge</b></span></span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Sgt_Martinez|<span style="color:gold">Talk</span>]]|[[Sarge_Mart|<span style="color:red">Shop]]</span>|[[Army_Control_Corps|<span style="color:skyblue">ACC</span>]]</sup>
In my signature I have the box around it so it all blends in. --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 03:47, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:Here you go mate! I actually like the one I made for you, and decided to use it as my own as well. Ahahaha. Anyways mate here is the revised one... [[Image:Sarge1.png]][[User:Sgt_Martinez|<span style="color:green"><span style="font-variant:small-caps"><b>Sarge</b></span></span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Sgt_Martinez|<span style="color:gold">Talk</span>]]|[[Sarge_Mart|<span style="color:red">Shop]]</span>|[[Army_Control_Corps|<span style="color:skyblue">ACC</span>]]</sup> Tell me what you think please! --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 04:25, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::Glad you like it man! and I added you to my friends list. Take a look if you want! Now about that gift certificate hahahah --{{:user:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 15:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Doesn't matter I was joking, I don't even know what they do except for being currancy at Sarge Mart aha, sure 500 sounds good. --{{:user:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 15:52, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Alright sounds good, I'll see you around, in Malton maybe. Or if you go for bounties you might see me first ahahahah, talk to you later buddy. Oh and If I do see you I won't kill you, that's not how you treat friends. --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 15:59, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

== Bromley ==
No problem at all.  Always good to see collaboration between the survivors.

==Quiz==
{{Pirze5}}
--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:22, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
{{Beer}}--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 22:55, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
{{Prize2}}--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 00:22, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
{{Prize1}}--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 02:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
{{FreeRat2|Krazy Monkey|Sgt Martinez|for getting hit by a bus.}} Enjoy. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 16:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
{{cookie|Cheeseman|Martinez|reason=a replacement to make up for the boring cookie earlier.}} Enjoy also. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:Hey! Thats a boring cookie! I shall have to personalise it myself, at a later date. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 21:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::Tell me about it.  I've got the same cookie... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:08, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Fixed. :P I was half asleep. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:17, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Thats better, thank you. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 21:20, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

{{Money Tree}} {{Daxter}} Here you go :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

{{Pie}}{{Mudkips}} Pie for quiz 11 and Mudkip for 10. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:56, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:WAAAAARRRRRR! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

{{cookie|Cheeseman|Martinez|reason=not being able to find a beer}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:09, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

==Welcome Newbie ranting==
Apparently, you placed a welcome newbie template on some signature page's talk... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:20, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:On his sig page? I didn't mean too, I will delete it. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:24, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, how did you know? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:27, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::I think this template will explain everything... {{Stalker}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:29, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Hmmm I think I have a new policy... --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:31, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::{{*}}Prepares Mudkip Army* If it is what I think it is, prepare for war.  Hopefully, this isn't what I think the policy your thinking of is, 'cause I don't want to think it is the policy I think you're thinking of... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:34, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::...It is. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:35, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::SO are you saying that it is what I think you're thinking of and that I think you should think about your terms for surrender before I think what you would probably know as your doom? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:38, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::'''Yes''', but not the surrender part. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::{{*}}[[User:Axe Hack/Plans/Army|COUGH COUGH COUGH]]* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:41, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::All I need is 1 mudkip, which I shall aquire soon, to demolish your whole army. I am a rigourous trainer. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 03:28, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::BUt then...If you see anyone else with Mudkips for prizes, those are POWs.  Therefore, as soon as you get that one Mudkip, train it for war, and go into battle with me, that Mudkip will surely abandon you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 12:29, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::: Not my mudkip. I will have trained him far better than that. He in fact, will go psycho, and kill any mudkip that stands in the way of his victoy. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 15:54, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Don't you know anything?  The most psychotic Mudkip out there is the Soviet Mudkip...and he's under my employment! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

::::::::::::::You just haven't met [[User:Sgt_Martinez#Awards|My Mudkip]] yet. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 00:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::I have more than just penguins and Mudkips.  I have an undefeatable force.  With the help of certain characters....And a few spies snooping around.... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:44, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:Lets just say your not the only one with a secret army. My Mudkip is just to take on all your mudkips and penguins. I have another force to take on your army. 0_o --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 00:50, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::I took all the good units.  *COUGH Lu Bu COUGH* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:54, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Who said anything about Mudkips? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 00:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Ah...but don't you know Lu Bu?  He can easily wipe out 75% of your secret army in a few seconds. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:59, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::You know not the size, or the personel of my army, so how could you know this? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:01, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::It's a fact.  Haven't you ever played Dynasty Warriors?  Lu Bu beats the crap out of you every time. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:03, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Mabey in his ancient Chinesse warrior style, but my single mudkip could destroy him now with a simple water blast. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:09, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Aw...but that'll tire your Mudkip out for the battle against all my Mudkips.  Don't you know anything? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Ahh, what you seem to have forgotten is My Mudkip has gone through the intense endurance training or Mudkip Karate, so therfore he will not tire. Don't '''YOU''' know anything? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:16, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Ah...but don't you know?  Mudkips do not fight Mudkips, unless tortured by training.  And if they're tortured, the Mudkip will turn traitor.  So you just might have to watch it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::There in lies your demise. If that is in fact true, it will be doubley painfull for your Mudkips, and your whole Mudkip battalion will destroy you. Meanwhile my Mudkip will be finishing off the rest of your army. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::Ahh...but I do not torture them with training, unlike you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::So what you are saying is that your whole Mudkip army is usless against my '''one''' Mudkip? In that case you might as well surrender. Your army is no match for my Mudkip, give it up. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:33, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Nope.  I implanted into my Mudkips a self teaching guide to war.  Therefore, they practice war whenever they want, and is not qualified as "training". --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::No, my friend, that is not considered "training", that is Brainwashing, which backfires 100% of the time. My Mudkip is a free spirt, who has plenty of freedom, therefore my Mudkip will utterly destroy your Mudbots. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:40, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Ah...but it is not brainwashing if my Mudkips signed a paper saying I am allowed to implant a self teaching device in them. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::It is brainwashing none the less, and your Mudkips will turn on you. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 01:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::It is not considered brainwashing if they signed a paper allowing surgery.  How many times am I gonna have to tell you? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::How many times am I going to tell '''you''' that just because they signed a paper doesn't mean it's not Brainwashing. All it means it that it is "Brainwashing with consent". They will still turn on you. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:04, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::No they won't.  'Cause I'm a Mudkip. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:05, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::{{*}}Facepalm{{*}} --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::You know the Soviet Mudkip I mentioned?  That's me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Oh, in that case, my Mudkip will destroy you. There is an exeption in Mudkip law, Section 3, Artical 5, line 12 of the Mudkip official guidebook clearly states that ''...any Mudkip who has turned red is here by considered KOS by all other Mudkip...'' That means you will be struck down by your own army as well! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::I wrote that book.  It also says "Any Mudkip who turns on the red Mudkip will instantly die because the Communist Mudkip is a God." --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:17, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::But then you will struck down by other Mudkip, for leuring a Mudkip into a trap resulting in his death. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:20, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::But I am a God, and therefore, invincible. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:24, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::My Mudkip is the anti-christ therefore, will kill you. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:26, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::Ah...but since all Mudkips follow the guidebook, your Mudkip will attempt to kill me, but it'll result in insta-death. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:33, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::The Anti-christ follows no rules! --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:35, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::But you said it yourself, the guidebook blah blah blah...Therefore, your Mudkip must be following it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:37, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::My Mudkip read it, but that doesn't mean he follows it. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Ah...now if you didn't want your Mudkip to follow it, why'd you let him read it? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::I never said I didn't want him to follow it, but as I told you before my Mudkip is a free spirit, it does what it wants, and it wants to kill you. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::And in the process, fail and get killed.  And I don't care if it's anti-christ.  Commies aren't religious.  They make the leader the God.  And I'm the Mudkip leader. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:46, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:My Mudkip changed his name to "Che" --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 02:49, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::Ahh...But a name is a collection of symbols.  It could be consist of letters, numbers, or anything else.  Therefore, how do you define a "name"?  (This entire post came start off of dotHack//Liminality) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:10, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

==By any chance...==
I know this is random, and I said I'm leaving but right after this. Any chance you could help me get revived? My [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1118936 Profile] to your contacts list, incase we have a run in. If you could get me revived that would be amazing... Thanks again buddy, I'll talk to you after hopefully. --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 16:06, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:Alright, just realised that there really is no point in player killing, so that was a fad short lived... Anywhere safe we can meet for a revive? --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 17:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:: Paynterton [92-36] - Sidney Row Is my current locale. And not a problem. --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}}
::: Alright thanks for the heads up! I'll head over there later. Hey have an award! {{Army Sergeant|User=Sarge}} --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}}
::::Hey,check out my Dawn Of the Dead quiz some challenging stuff there :P --{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}}

== Prizes ==

Thanks for playing! Here are your reward(s)!
{{Rsprize3}}

--{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 11:56, 23 March 2008 (UTC)


{{Ketchup|1=Cheeseman|2=Martinez|reason=a bonus prize on Quiz 14 which I forgot what it was for...}}

{{Manbagz}} -- I forgot the second one. :S -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:54, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

==Stuff==
The sig says all.
{{Cookie|Axe Hack|Sgt Martinez|reason=stuff.}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:12, 12 April 2008 (BST)

== Page has moved ==
Hey there. Just letting you know that I moved [[Sarge Mart Applications]] to [[Sarge Mart/Applications]]. I fixed all of the links pointing to it, so everything should work as expected. I moved it there because additional group pages are supposed to be sub-pages of the main group page. If you have any questions, feel free to ask here or on my talk page. Thanks! {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:06, 15 October 2012 (BST)