User talk:Sgt Martinez

Please, feel free...

to talk to me regarding anything of purpose. --Sgt Martinez 01:41, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

VZW

Sarge -- glad to see you have an interest in Zedapalooza! We will be compiling a list of potential new venues (Clubs with no Wiki history) and would welcome any contributions as far as band reviews, etc. are concerned. We will keep you posted on our status - in the mean-time, if you and your group want to spin up your own Zedapalooza we'd be happy to join in on that too! --Shazzelim 19:36, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Sarge! The First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour is not over yet! And you still have a chance to get your very own Zedapalooza Concert Template! We just need to retake the Clatworthy Arms, which is the final venue, to have our big blow out final concert bash!!! Any help you could send would be greatly appreciated - free beer and VIP Passes to any survivors who show up to help. --Shazzelim 10:11, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Here is a sample of the Zedapalooza VIP Pass you can look forward to grabbing if you can help out!

	Zedapalooza 2008 VIP Pass
	I rocked out at the First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour of Malton!

Sergeant Logo On Sig

Hey Sarge. I don't have a problem at all with adding the logo, here is what I have so far. What I could do is make the image transparent and upload one for you. And re-insert it into your signature or we could have it looking like this... Sarge^{Talk|Shop|ACC} In my signature I have the box around it so it all blends in. -- Rogue  Sergeant  03:47, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Here you go mate! I actually like the one I made for you, and decided to use it as my own as well. Ahahaha. Anyways mate here is the revised one... Sarge^{Talk|Shop|ACC} Tell me what you think please! -- Rogue  Sergeant  04:25, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Glad you like it man! and I added you to my friends list. Take a look if you want! Now about that gift certificate hahahah -- Rogue  Sergeant  15:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't matter I was joking, I don't even know what they do except for being currancy at Sarge Mart aha, sure 500 sounds good. -- Rogue  Sergeant  15:52, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright sounds good, I'll see you around, in Malton maybe. Or if you go for bounties you might see me first ahahahah, talk to you later buddy. Oh and If I do see you I won't kill you, that's not how you treat friends. -- Rogue  Sergeant  15:59, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Bromley

No problem at all. Always good to see collaboration between the survivors.

Quiz

	Quiz Winner
	I won a can of Zombie Repellent* for a correct answer on The Zombie Movie Quiz (*Results may vary, Not responsible for being eaten by zombies)

--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:22, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

	Free Beer
	Here, have a FREE BEER from The Zombie Movie Quiz

--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 22:55, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

	Quiz Winner
	I won a pistol clip for a correct answer on The Zombie Movie Quiz

--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 00:22, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

	Quiz Winner
	I got a correct question on The Zombie Movie Quiz and all I got were these lousy shotgun shells

--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 02:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

	A rat, and it's for you!
	Krazy Monkey has given Sgt Martinez a rat for getting hit by a bus.

Enjoy. :P -- Cheese 16:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Cheeseman has given Martinez a cookie for a replacement to make up for the boring cookie earlier.

Enjoy also. :P -- Cheese 21:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey! Thats a boring cookie! I shall have to personalise it myself, at a later date. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 21:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Tell me about it. I've got the same cookie... --Axe Hack Talk 21:08, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Fixed. :P I was half asleep. -- Cheese 21:17, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Thats better, thank you. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 21:20, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

	Money Tree
	Money Really Does Grow On Trees!

	Dis iz Daxter.
	I iz in ur Sewars, sprayin' ur bugs, wearin' ma pants.

Here you go :P -- Cheese 21:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

	WE WANT PIE!
	This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...

	u herd rite...
	dis user leiks mudkips

Pie for quiz 11 and Mudkip for 10. -- Cheese 21:56, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

WAAAAARRRRRR! --Axe Hack Talk 00:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Cheeseman has given Martinez a cookie for not being able to find a beer

-- Cheese 23:09, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Welcome Newbie ranting

Apparently, you placed a welcome newbie template on some signature page's talk... --Axe Hack Talk 02:20, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

On his sig page? I didn't mean too, I will delete it. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:24, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Wait, how did you know? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:27, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

I think this template will explain everything...

	Stalker
	This user stalks the Recent Changes page.

--Axe Hack Talk 02:29, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm I think I have a new policy... -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:31, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

*Prepares Mudkip Army* If it is what I think it is, prepare for war. Hopefully, this isn't what I think the policy your thinking of is, 'cause I don't want to think it is the policy I think you're thinking of... --Axe Hack Talk 02:34, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

...It is. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:35, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

SO are you saying that it is what I think you're thinking of and that I think you should think about your terms for surrender before I think what you would probably know as your doom? --Axe Hack Talk 02:38, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but not the surrender part. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

*COUGH COUGH COUGH* --Axe Hack Talk 02:41, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

All I need is 1 mudkip, which I shall aquire soon, to demolish your whole army. I am a rigourous trainer. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 03:28, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

BUt then...If you see anyone else with Mudkips for prizes, those are POWs. Therefore, as soon as you get that one Mudkip, train it for war, and go into battle with me, that Mudkip will surely abandon you. --Axe Hack Talk 12:29, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Not my mudkip. I will have trained him far better than that. He in fact, will go psycho, and kill any mudkip that stands in the way of his victoy. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 15:54, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't you know anything? The most psychotic Mudkip out there is the Soviet Mudkip...and he's under my employment! --Axe Hack Talk 00:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

You just haven't met My Mudkip yet. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 00:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I have more than just penguins and Mudkips. I have an undefeatable force. With the help of certain characters....And a few spies snooping around.... --Axe Hack Talk 00:44, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Lets just say your not the only one with a secret army. My Mudkip is just to take on all your mudkips and penguins. I have another force to take on your army. 0_o -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 00:50, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I took all the good units. *COUGH Lu Bu COUGH* --Axe Hack Talk 00:54, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Who said anything about Mudkips? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 00:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah...but don't you know Lu Bu? He can easily wipe out 75% of your secret army in a few seconds. --Axe Hack Talk 00:59, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

You know not the size, or the personel of my army, so how could you know this? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:01, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

It's a fact. Haven't you ever played Dynasty Warriors? Lu Bu beats the crap out of you every time. --Axe Hack Talk 01:03, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Mabey in his ancient Chinesse warrior style, but my single mudkip could destroy him now with a simple water blast. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:09, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Aw...but that'll tire your Mudkip out for the battle against all my Mudkips. Don't you know anything? --Axe Hack Talk 01:10, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ahh, what you seem to have forgotten is My Mudkip has gone through the intense endurance training or Mudkip Karate, so therfore he will not tire. Don't YOU know anything? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:16, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah...but don't you know? Mudkips do not fight Mudkips, unless tortured by training. And if they're tortured, the Mudkip will turn traitor. So you just might have to watch it. --Axe Hack Talk 01:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

There in lies your demise. If that is in fact true, it will be doubley painfull for your Mudkips, and your whole Mudkip battalion will destroy you. Meanwhile my Mudkip will be finishing off the rest of your army. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ahh...but I do not torture them with training, unlike you. --Axe Hack Talk 01:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

So what you are saying is that your whole Mudkip army is usless against my one Mudkip? In that case you might as well surrender. Your army is no match for my Mudkip, give it up. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:33, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope. I implanted into my Mudkips a self teaching guide to war. Therefore, they practice war whenever they want, and is not qualified as "training". --Axe Hack Talk 01:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

No, my friend, that is not considered "training", that is Brainwashing, which backfires 100% of the time. My Mudkip is a free spirt, who has plenty of freedom, therefore my Mudkip will utterly destroy your Mudbots. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:40, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah...but it is not brainwashing if my Mudkips signed a paper saying I am allowed to implant a self teaching device in them. --Axe Hack Talk 01:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

It is brainwashing none the less, and your Mudkips will turn on you. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 01:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

It is not considered brainwashing if they signed a paper allowing surgery. How many times am I gonna have to tell you? --Axe Hack Talk 02:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

How many times am I going to tell you that just because they signed a paper doesn't mean it's not Brainwashing. All it means it that it is "Brainwashing with consent". They will still turn on you. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:04, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

No they won't. 'Cause I'm a Mudkip. --Axe Hack Talk 02:05, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

*Facepalm* -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

You know the Soviet Mudkip I mentioned? That's me. --Axe Hack Talk 02:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, in that case, my Mudkip will destroy you. There is an exeption in Mudkip law, Section 3, Artical 5, line 12 of the Mudkip official guidebook clearly states that ...any Mudkip who has turned red is here by considered KOS by all other Mudkip... That means you will be struck down by your own army as well! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I wrote that book. It also says "Any Mudkip who turns on the red Mudkip will instantly die because the Communist Mudkip is a God." --Axe Hack Talk 02:17, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

But then you will struck down by other Mudkip, for leuring a Mudkip into a trap resulting in his death. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:20, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

But I am a God, and therefore, invincible. --Axe Hack Talk 02:24, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

My Mudkip is the anti-christ therefore, will kill you. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:26, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah...but since all Mudkips follow the guidebook, your Mudkip will attempt to kill me, but it'll result in insta-death. --Axe Hack Talk 02:33, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

The Anti-christ follows no rules! -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:35, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

But you said it yourself, the guidebook blah blah blah...Therefore, your Mudkip must be following it. --Axe Hack Talk 02:37, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

My Mudkip read it, but that doesn't mean he follows it. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah...now if you didn't want your Mudkip to follow it, why'd you let him read it? --Axe Hack Talk 02:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I never said I didn't want him to follow it, but as I told you before my Mudkip is a free spirit, it does what it wants, and it wants to kill you. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

And in the process, fail and get killed. And I don't care if it's anti-christ. Commies aren't religious. They make the leader the God. And I'm the Mudkip leader. --Axe Hack Talk 02:46, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

My Mudkip changed his name to "Che" -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 02:49, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Ahh...But a name is a collection of symbols. It could be consist of letters, numbers, or anything else. Therefore, how do you define a "name"? (This entire post came start off of dotHack//Liminality) --Axe Hack Talk 13:10, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

By any chance...

I know this is random, and I said I'm leaving but right after this. Any chance you could help me get revived? My Profile to your contacts list, incase we have a run in. If you could get me revived that would be amazing... Thanks again buddy, I'll talk to you after hopefully. -- Rogue  Sergeant  16:06, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright, just realised that there really is no point in player killing, so that was a fad short lived... Anywhere safe we can meet for a revive? -- Rogue  Sergeant  17:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Paynterton [92-36] - Sidney Row Is my current locale. And not a problem. -- Rogue  Sergeant 

Alright thanks for the heads up! I'll head over there later. Hey have an award!

	Rank
	Sarge is ranked Sergeant, in and out of the battlefield.

-- Rogue  Sergeant 

Hey,check out my Dawn Of the Dead quiz some challenging stuff there :P -- Rogue  Sergeant 

Prizes

Thanks for playing! Here are your reward(s)!

	Pro Survivor
	I found a broom? While surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

-- Rogue  Sergeant  11:56, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

	Mama Flibble's Homemade Tomato-Free Ketchup
	Cheeseman has given Martinez a bottle of Tomato-Free Ketchup for a bonus prize on Quiz 14 which I forgot what it was for...

	Manbagz
	This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.

-- I forgot the second one. :S -- Cheese 21:54, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Stuff

The sig says all.

	A FREE COOKIE
	Axe Hack has given Sgt Martinez a cookie for stuff.

--Axe Hack Talk 14:12, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Page has moved

Hey there. Just letting you know that I moved Sarge Mart Applications to Sarge Mart/Applications. I fixed all of the links pointing to it, so everything should work as expected. I moved it there because additional group pages are supposed to be sub-pages of the main group page. If you have any questions, feel free to ask here or on my talk page. Thanks! —Aichon— 22:06, 15 October 2012 (BST)