View source for ZNN

__TOC__

[[Category:ZNN|*]]
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Zombie Groups]]
[[Category:Press]]
[[Category:Broadcaster]]
{{Groupbox|
group_name=Zombie News Network|
group_image=[[Image:ZNN-logo.jpg|This is ZNN..]]|
group_abbrev=ZNN|
group_membership=The Undying Horde|
group_leaders=Dead Turner|
group_goals=Well-Fed Zombiekind|
group_recruit=Just keep your fellow Zeds informed.|
group_contact=harmanzzz commm chossserrrr|
}}

== Joe Pesci Approved News for Wednesday August 19 2009==

[[Image:Joe_pesci.jpg|full|left]]

ZBmainiac is resurrected as a man and comes clean on the horde : http://teophanytomcage.blogspot.com/search/label/docdropinglitleshit

and then Kevan woke up and made it a real zombie game and all the humans did weep and be ass-hats as the horde killed them all the end.

~cause not one goddamn thing will ever live up to "The Mall."

=={{c|ForestGreen|Haar !z ZNN}} - {{c|maroon|This is ZNN}} ==
{{B!Z|z=--''BBHRARZZHA ARGBHAnHG bRA bMZaARnRZ HAaMZMN-GAHRnHARZ''|e=--''voice ident by Brains Earl-Jones''}}
{{B!Z|z=ZNN, za Zambah Narz Nazhaarg.|e=ZNN, the Zombie News Network.}}
{{B!Z|z='RAHRNMMZ ANZARA ZRHRMZ bMZaARn bNMZRZRHAHG nHAZMRZ MZHRNMnGB HGhHA ZZMNHRZZBG.  nHRZM bARMNARngNMaMN!|e=Your answer for Brain Buffet news round the clock.  Now bilingual!}}

={{c|ForestGreen|Maz!a}} - {{c|maroon|Media}}=
=={{c|ForestGreen|Zgraan Bhaagz}} - {{c|maroon|Video Blogs}}==

====Xoog 01:26, 5 August 2007 (BST)====
{{B!Z|z=Zaag Har.  B!g Barhah Bazaar hazbbah !z RANSAG!!!Hazabbaha|e=This from Xoog.  The massive medical campus near Caiger Mall is completely ransacked!}}
:http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-05-07_0000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_27-25_ZNN_Darvall_Hos_d49-81f-251.html
:http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-05-07_0000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_26-24_ZNN_Darvall_Hos_08c-7bc-b87.html
:http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-05-07_0000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_25-23_ZNN_Darvall_Hos_3ae-827-61d.html

=={{c|ForestGreen|Ragz!a}} - {{c|maroon|Radio}}==
{{B!Z|z=?Zambah gaz rababz, !z Nah habbah.  ?Zambah grabz ragz!a az harman, an zhaz hzanna ahn ZNN, !z habbah zamba, an grabz Zambah Ragz!a bragabz.  B arragh ab za graaahb, b habbah, b ar zambah - Zambah Razz!a!!!|e=If a Zombie gets revived, its not good.  If a zombie gets a radio when human, and sets the channel to ZNN, its a happy zombie, and gets Zombie Radio broadcasts.  Be aware of the world, be happy, be a zombie- Zombie Radio!}}
:''28.28Mhz is the official frequency for ZNN Radio.  Zombies obviously can't make broadcasts while dead, but they CAN still listen to radios they carried when alive.  Due to the difficulty of communicating numbers in Zambash, the best way to share this information with zombies is as a human, or through metagaming.''

=={{c|ForestGreen|Razzah Bhaahgz}} - {{c|maroon|Text Blogs}}==

={{c|ForestGreen|H!zgarah}} - {{c|maroon|Archives}}=
=={{c|ForestGreen|B!g Razzah}} - {{c|maroon|Manifesto}}==
[[ZNN/Manifesto]]

=={{c|ForestGreen|Za Naarz}} - {{c|maroon|The News}}==
[[ZNN/NwesArchive1]]

===2008===

====Vinetown====

=====October 25<sup>th=====

Massive break-in at Mitchem Mall has resulted in a ruin in less than 24 hours. The [[Militant Order of Barhah]]'s [[MOB Locator]] has been instrumental in assisting hungry feral zombies find the meals they need. At this time, there are upwards of 100 zombies in the suburb, and the remaining buildings are falling fast.--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 12:35, 25 October 2008 (BST)

====Havercroft====

=====February 29<sup>th=====

In continued harassment on remaining survivor positions around [[Ackland Mall]], the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] attacked [[Club Kick]] with assistance of several feral zombies from the area. None of the 8 humans there survived. The Club was left ruined, since there was no intention of keeping it. They then proceeded to attack [[Chaffe Cinema]], and found a dozen survivors hiding in there. The slaughter there is ongoing at the time of this posting.

With over 223 standing zombies, and an additional 194 bodies on the ground, as well as an undetermined number of zeds in outlying buildings surrounding Ackland Mall, it seems that the time has finally come for the final assault. The [[MOB]] has sent the Brain Liberation Front to attack surrounding buildings the past few nights at 00:00, GMT, to try to drain active defenders away from the mall and further lengthen revive queues. The MOB has also deployed as second later nightly wave - the Inquisition - to coincided with coordinated efforts from other groups, such as the [[Bash]] and [[Extinction]] and from unaffiliated feral zombies against the mall proper. The zombies succeeded in penetrating as much as two quadrants of the mall, and as frantic calls for help filled the airways the mall radio frequency, the barricades remained down for a longer period of time, allowing up to 40 zombies to enter and wreak havoc on the sleeping survivors. In their desperation, some survivors have also turned to  readers of the somewhat [[NPOV]] [[Havercroft]] wiki page, with calls for assistance such as:

:''Arkland is falling we need all availabe reinforcements15 zeds in tearing the place up no power in half the mall plz send help. if you dont want to go directly into the mall the ive got the pitter building caded and pwered good stopping point ~ Democraticcommunist 2-28-08 9:42 Central''

and...

:''Constant break ins in the NW corner are starting to take their toll on the defenders of Ackland. Need all available personnel to push them back out and restore the barricades asap. 11:25 (GMT)''

The survivors were able to finally kill and remove many of the attacking zombies, but something happened here last night. For a brief moment it seemed as if all was lost for the defenders after two quadrants were taken. If there was ever a doubt in someone's mind about the seriousness of the spreading zombie threat, it has been completely dispelled overnight. As the upper half of the map of Malton turns red, the quarreling survivor groups will have to forget their differences and work concertedly if they wish to overcome this latest surge in zombie activity. The time for survivors to act has come, and may soon be gone.

--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 12:58, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

=====February 28<sup>th=====

Zombies from the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] assaulted [[Rolls Cinema]] tonight in yet another attack to the surrounding structures to Ackland Mall. Fortunately, a few of them managed to make it to safety in neighboring Ackland Mall. Zombies from the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] assaulted [[Rolls Cinema]] tonight in yet another attack to the surrounding structures to Ackland Mall. Fortunately, a few of them managed to make it to safety in neighboring Ackland Mall.
			
In an interesting turn of events, many members of the oldest zombie group of Malton, the [[Minions of the Apocalypse]], were seen destroying the barricades and entering [[Auston Auto Repair]]. For the readers that have not heard of this group, the [[MotA]] are a highly coordinated zed group that has evolved into a deadly killing machine over the years. They have earned the respect of the other zombie groups of Malton, and their methods and tactics were copied. They were considered the ''Deadliest Small Horde'' at the Brainies awards of 2007, recognized with the ''Gold Brain for Horde Efficiency'' and even the ''Bronze Intestine for Overall Horde Points'' the same year. The [[MOB]] entered the structure after the [[MotA]] had already began slaughtering the occupants. Needless to say, not many escaped the ensuing cooperative destruction they enacted upon the survivors. It is unknown at this time what the intentions of the [[MotA]] are, but if they decide to join the attack on Ackland Mall, we may see things worsen for survivors there as revive queues get longer. Both the [[MOB]] and the [[MotA]] declined requests for additional information regarding a timetable for the final attack on Ackland.

''Edited to add: Since I stepped on a few toes in the Havercroft wiki, I have decided to not ruffle any more feathers there, and will continue to contribute zombie-related news as a freelance contributor to ZNN.''--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 13:25, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

= Templates to show Support =
[[ZNN/Supporter Templates]]






----