Malton News

Malton News is a Pirate Broadcasting organization where three survivors, thenewsman, Sugadonut, and some random man sends news broadcasts to people in the area near Fryerbank.

Their station is 28.01, and they are currently located at an unknown area in Penny Hills. They formerly broadcasted from Pratley Library in Fryerbank. They have moved to Penny Hills at February 16.

Their news broadcasts are archived by Tipnip, a member of the U.S. ARMY INFANTRY.

Broadcasts

2/15/07

• 28.01 MHz: "This is Malton News, thenewsman reporting" (14 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Caiger Mall and Bale Mall has fallen to zeds" (14 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Meanwhile, iPod Nano Sales are dropping, get some at..." (14 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "...Pratley Library! We are very lightly barricaded" (13 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We would like to thank the U.S ARMY INFANTRY" (13 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "for their recent work in Pitneybank" (12 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Talack from Giddings Mall says:" (10 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "I know that the ..." *static* "...ing zeds are gonna' come, but I'm ready" (10 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Zeds have recently focused their attention to Giddings Mall" (9 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We advise everyone to go over there, ad defend it" (9 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "To soothe everyone's soul, here's some songs from Nirvana" (9 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Come, as you are, as you were, as I WANT you to be" (9 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "as a friend, as a friend, I LIKE PIE!" (8 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "I am sugadonut, and I'm the weatherman today" (8 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "my profile is http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=69698" (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Radars on top of Giddings Mall shows a group of rain clouds" (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "that are moving into Malton" (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "There is a 56% of rain on Malton, so survivors are advised" (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "to stay in their safehouses" (6 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "hi, I'm JohnFalkus, and I'm your survival consultant today" (6 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Everyone NEEDS to have a shotgun in hand if you dont have it" (5 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "get it at Giddings Mall gunshop, remember to have shopping" (5 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "skills, also, everyone is advised to have free running" (4 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "if an infant or child is under your care, send them over to" (4 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "St. Benedicts Hospital in Pitneybank" (4 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We will take care of them, and they will be well fed" (3 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Also, today, Pegton's football team, the zed-busters are" (3 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "competing against the North Blythville rangers today in a" (2 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "football game at Pickford Park 99, 87, so be there or be" (1 minute ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "square" (1 minute ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Buy your favorite team's apparel at Giddings Mall, the safes" (1 minute ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "-t mall in Malton! Also, shotgun shells are 30% off!" (50 seconds ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "this is thenewman, and I'm signing off, join us again" (24 seconds ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "in Fryerbank to listen to more broadcasts!" (8 seconds ago)

2/16/07

• 28.01 MHz: "Good Morning Malton! This is Malton News!" (17 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "iPod Nano's are all sold out today at the prat library!" (16 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Earlier today, Marven Mall has been taken by Zeds" (14 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Survivors of the battle are scattered all over South Blythv-" (13 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "-ville. Also, zombies have ransacked Malton New's HQ" (13 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We Have Relocated to St. Benedict's Hospital, which is very" (12 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "-safe. Giddings Mall is still safe, and here's your weather" (12 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "-report for today... Hi! I'm sugadonut, Malton's weatherman" (11 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Light showers are all around the city, and there are reports" (11 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "of sunny weather tommorow, so get ready to kill some zeds" (11 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Yesterday's death toll of humans was 125" (11 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We advise everyone to go to Giddings Mall to seek safety, no" (10 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "zeds are there, and there's a lot of humans in there. Many" (10 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "items too. Today in the outer-world, Iran has suffered a" (8 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "terrorist bomb attack. No casualties are reported" (8 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Also, Malton News (MN) will be relocating to Pegton soon." (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "So our listeners, get close to Pegton to listen to our daily" (7 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "broadcasts. Here's Till with today's survival report:" (6 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Thank you thenewsman, yesterday zeds have taken Marven Mall" (6 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Only 50 humans remain in the mall, fighting off about 100 ze" (5 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "ds, and 106 zeds outside. Our MN scouts have confirmed this" (5 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We advise everyone to mass up to South Blythville, and count" (4 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "er attack the stupid zeds. ..." *static* "... our signal is breaking up" (4 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Good bye, MN will return in about a day." (3 minutes ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "Malton News has relocated to Penny Heights right now we expe" (1 minute ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "ct a larger audience from Pitneybank and surrounding areas" (1 minute ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "MN salutes the U.S ARMY INFANTRY, led by Johnny_Lunchpail" (33 seconds ago)
• 28.01 MHz: "We will be signing off now, our signal is bad ..." *static* "... ..." *static* "... ..." *static* "..." (8 seconds ago)