User:Flatliner

Character

Profile...

Here lies an accurate depiction of how he happens to look...both in reality, and on UD.

"Are you seriously trying to tell me those fucking penguins I've been shooting at for the last five minutes...aren't real?" - Flatliner, on firearm safety while under the influence.

Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.

He never removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)

Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead. Kind of like what Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas would be like, with the addition of zombies.

Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb. Secondary objective: Party.

[Objective status: Groovy.]

Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun. Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.

Contact

UDprofile: Flatliner	WikiProfile: Flatliner	Group: PEZ United
AIM: n/a	MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk	e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk
Home: Watford, UK		contact database.

Other things

	Secret Agent
	This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing

	Kane LIVES!
	This user believes you can't kill the Messiah

	Good Grooming
	This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.

	Drunkard
	This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.