User:Moonlight Phoenix

Moonlight Phoenix Joined: May 14, 2008 Character style: Not defined. Favorite equipment: Any firearm very is efficient, so I use them. I see little use for Axes. Current status: Hunting down a little cockroach. Group: Ouroboros

Self Introduction

I am Moonlight Phoenix, leader of the group Ouroboros. I despise Player Killers, even though I am one myself. However, I do not murder innocent people. My purpose is to erradicate the scum of our society that murders people for senseless purposes.

Zombies or Player Killers are the same. They murder people and destroy our precious material goods. I consider that is a duty for all the survivors to get rid of those useless beings that can only be called scum.

I look forward for the day of Malton's liberation, when the dead finally stop to roam the streets.

By the way... I dissapeared from Malton for a few months. I apologize for any inconvenience it may had caused you.

If...

• ...you are interested in joining my group, please go to our forums.
• ...you think that I killed you with no reason, it must be because I consider that you are stupid. I kill survivors with stupid names sometimes.
• ...you support or practice the Player Killing, "Generator Killing" or the zombie invasion, remember that I am your in-game enemy. And I am not friendly towards enemies.
• ... you are on my group's blacklist, it means you are a Player Killer, Generator Killer, Radio Killer or support the zombie's efforts. Remember that you are not welcome here.
• ...you want to discuss about anything, please go to my group's forums.

In my opinion...

Why do zombies suck?

• 1.- They are stupid. They are dead, and so their neurons. Some of them have the brain rotted, so their intelligence level may drop even further.
• 2.- They stink. Putrefaction of the tissues generates substances that have a foul odor. Of course, that means that zombies have a very bad smell.
• 3.- They are ugly. The injuries and the missing flesh of the dead person are signs that instinctively humans consider as a warning that some predator may be in the area, and it can leave them just as it left the dead person. A zombie's skin and flesh begans to rot. Those are signs of death. Also, the claws and sharp teeth of a zombie are an advise that the creature is a predator.

Those are the characteristics of a zombie that humans see as dangerous. And a dangerous creature is often considered ugly, as some persons consider spiders, rattlesnakes and white sharks ugly, animals often considered dangerous. Also, a deformed zombie face is very far from the actual beauty standards...

To be continued...

	Ban Stupidity
	This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

	KoL
	Moonlight Phoenix is an avid player of The Kingdom Of Loathing

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.

	Fine Art of Malton Supporter
	This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.