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= Suicide Bill= | |||
Bill had failed his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch. | Bill had failed his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch. | ||
The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh. | The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh. | ||
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His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment. | His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment. | ||
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1310740 UD Profile] | |||
= Journal = | |||
===13th December 2009=== | |||
*I've been stumbling around Randallbank for a few days. Where can a zombie get a bite to eat round here? AHM HANGRAH! | |||
===29th September 2009=== | |||
*I am currently entertaining the troops in Mitchem Mall. By singing rousing battle songs suck as 'Karma Chamelion' by Boy George and 'Rehab' by Amy Winehouse I am keeping their fighting spirits up. Unfortunately the zombies seem to be leaving the mall, I can't work out why. I would also like to point out that I am adding zombies to my 'Black List' every time I see a zombie v zombie murder without a good reason. If anyone sees me killing a fellow zombie comrade, its because they are on my revenge list. | |||
===14th March 2009=== | |||
*I have also found my flailing gesture useful for pointing out the most tasty humans to other zombies. Its also good because it annoys the survivors. | |||
::Rory O'Connor said "Suicide Bill. Why the fuck are you pointing at me?" ''(9 hours and 43 minutes ago)'' | |||
::Rory O'Connor shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. ''(9 hours and 42 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 41 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 41 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 40 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 40 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 40 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 40 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 40 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 39 minutes ago)'' ...and again. ''(9 hours and 39 minutes ago)'' | |||
::You took a Headshot from Rory O'Connor the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. ''(9 hours and 39 minutes ago)'' | |||
:Damn! | |||
===8th March 2009=== | |||
* I've been wandering aimlessly around for a few days, eating ocassional passersby. I've discovered I really enjoy pointlessly gesturing at the barricades ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Even though its totally obvious and annoying to everyone else. Ive also recently gained the ability to speak, through a limited number of groaning sounds. Its now even more annoying because I can scream "HAMMARH ZAH BARAGAZH!!!" Or whatever. I'm currently outside [[St. Ethelbert's Hospital (Roftwood)|St. Ethelbert's Hospital]] in [[Roftwood]]. I almost got the barricades down but not quite, maybe because I didn't gesture enough. I will get in though... | |||
===18th February 2009=== | |||
* For the past few days I have been stuggling with a steadily-growing mob of zombies to bring down [[The Went Building]] in [[Stanbury Village]]. I have brought down the barricades so many times, and each time I am repelled by the dinner inside. A particularly tasty dinner is named [[User:Kilt Store Owner|Kilt Store Owner]] . I have feasted upon him a number of times now but that guy JUST WONT DIE! The bastards keep barracading me inside on my own and shooting me in the head. Its not nice. I keep waking up outside with a headache and have to start all over again. I wont stop till I've tasted Kilt Store Owner brains! | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:28, 13 December 2009
Suicide Bill
Bill had failed his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch. The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh.
A helpful survivor group once brought Suicide Bill back to life. At the after-revive party he mentioned how much fun he had been having as a zombie, then stuck a 'Do Not Revive' label on his jacket and jumped out an upper-storey window to his death.
His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment.
Journal
13th December 2009
- I've been stumbling around Randallbank for a few days. Where can a zombie get a bite to eat round here? AHM HANGRAH!
29th September 2009
- I am currently entertaining the troops in Mitchem Mall. By singing rousing battle songs suck as 'Karma Chamelion' by Boy George and 'Rehab' by Amy Winehouse I am keeping their fighting spirits up. Unfortunately the zombies seem to be leaving the mall, I can't work out why. I would also like to point out that I am adding zombies to my 'Black List' every time I see a zombie v zombie murder without a good reason. If anyone sees me killing a fellow zombie comrade, its because they are on my revenge list.
14th March 2009
- I have also found my flailing gesture useful for pointing out the most tasty humans to other zombies. Its also good because it annoys the survivors.
- Rory O'Connor said "Suicide Bill. Why the fuck are you pointing at me?" (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
- Rory O'Connor shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. (9 hours and 42 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. (9 hours and 41 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 41 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 39 minutes ago)
- You took a Headshot from Rory O'Connor the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (9 hours and 39 minutes ago)
- Damn!
8th March 2009
- I've been wandering aimlessly around for a few days, eating ocassional passersby. I've discovered I really enjoy pointlessly gesturing at the barricades ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Even though its totally obvious and annoying to everyone else. Ive also recently gained the ability to speak, through a limited number of groaning sounds. Its now even more annoying because I can scream "HAMMARH ZAH BARAGAZH!!!" Or whatever. I'm currently outside St. Ethelbert's Hospital in Roftwood. I almost got the barricades down but not quite, maybe because I didn't gesture enough. I will get in though...
18th February 2009
- For the past few days I have been stuggling with a steadily-growing mob of zombies to bring down The Went Building in Stanbury Village. I have brought down the barricades so many times, and each time I am repelled by the dinner inside. A particularly tasty dinner is named Kilt Store Owner . I have feasted upon him a number of times now but that guy JUST WONT DIE! The bastards keep barracading me inside on my own and shooting me in the head. Its not nice. I keep waking up outside with a headache and have to start all over again. I wont stop till I've tasted Kilt Store Owner brains!
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