User:Mullo de Tanuka

Nice to meet, he-he.

So, you don't know, who am I? What a pity.

I am Mullo de Tanuka, some years ago I was a fuckin talented vocalist of great metal band "The Creepy Heart". I and my guys - we had a serie of concerts in Malton, when this zombie-apocalypse happened. I lost track of my band among this chaos. Shots, zombies, blood and this incredible scent of despair and madness - that is too cool, and now I'm staying here in quarantine zone, having a lot of fun.

Yea, I'm on a heavy drugs, so what? You react like this is something bad. I used drugs in past, using them now and I am not going to change the habits in future. Finding drugs here is rather simple - just loot a hospital and catch a buzz with me.

Recently I joined a group of surviors called... umm... "DobroSquad" or like that. They are nice guys, but for me - they are a bit boring. They're forcing me to rid off drugs, heh, naive people. However, there are some good-looking girls among them, therefore I'm not ready to leave. And they are they appreciate my firepower, right, fuck yea!

	Russian
	This bastard is Russian.

	Trenchcoater
	This bastard finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.