User:Mullo de Tanuka
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Nice to meet you, he-he. So, you don't know, who am I? What a pity.
I am Mullo de Tanuka, some years ago I was a fucking talented vocalist of great metal band "The Creepy Heart". I and my guys - we had a series of concerts in Malton, when this zombie-apocalypse happened. I lost track of my band among this chaos. Shots, zombies, blood and this incredible scent of despair and madness - that is too cool, and now I'm staying here in quarantine zone, having a lot of fun.
Yea, I'm on a heavy drugs, so what? You react like this is something bad. I used drugs in past, using them now and I am not going to change the habits in future. Finding drugs here is rather simple - just loot a hospital and catch a buzz with me. Because of this I'm not afraid of pain and even death - there are many NecroTech freaks walking through this city. They carry some medicine that pushes zombies back to life. This is the true aROCKalypse, yea... I missed this all my life.
Recently I joined a group of survivors called... umm... "DobroSquad" or like that. They are nice guys, but for me - they are a bit boring. They're forcing me to rid off drugs, heh, naive people. However, there are some good-looking girls among them, therefore I'm not ready to leave. Together we kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And they appreciate my firepower, right, fuck yea!
Below the roleplaying notice I'd like to add, that I'm a very nice guy, patient and kind :)
Russian | |
This bastard is Russian. |
DobroSquad | |
This bastard is a member of DobroSquad. He kicks asses and chews bubblegum! |
Вместе мы удар осла и жевать жвачки!
Trenchcoater | |
This bastard finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas. |
Escape | |
On June 1, we're going to break out of Malton. What will they do, shoot us? |
Escape Fail | |
I participated in Escape and all I got was this lousy template. |