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| |case: 01=To protect the world from devastation.
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| |case: 02=To unite all peoples within our nation.
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| |case: 03=To denounce the evils of truth and love.
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| |case: 04=To extend our reach to the stars above.
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| |case: 05=Zombies are the final, superior stage of evolution.
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| |case: 06=At last, old friend, we meet again. Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps?
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| |case: 07=I'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! I'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
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| |case: 08=Good is a point of view.
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| |case: 09=Window dive into the best undeath of your life!
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| |case: 10=You smash at the harman, damaging it. It whines and hisses threats.
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| |case: 11=You smash at the harman. It collapses in a shower of blood.
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| |case: 12=Friends don't let friends breath.
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| |case: 13=It's not about making money, it's about taking money.
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| |case: 14=Kill your family!
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| |case: 15=Pirates are genetically superior to ninjas.
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| |case: 16=I ate my friend and I liked it. The taste of their squishy pink brain. I ate my friend just to try it. I hope my groupies don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm evil tonight. I ate my friend and I liked it. I liked it.
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| |case: 17=To protect the world from devastation.
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| |case: 18=To unite all peoples within our nation.
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| |case: 19=To denounce the evils of truth and love.
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| |case: 20=To extend our reach to the stars above.
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| |case: 21=Zombies are the final, superior stage of evolution.
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| |case: 22=At last, old friend, we meet again. Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps?
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| |case: 23=I'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! I'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
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| |case: 24=Good is a point of view.
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| |case: 25=Window dive into the best undeath of your life!
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| |case: 26=You smash at the harman, damaging it. It whines and hisses threats.
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| |case: 27=You smash at the harman. It collapses in a shower of blood.
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| |case: 28=Friends don't let friends breath.
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| |case: 29=It's not about making money, it's about taking money.
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| |case: 30=Kill your family!
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| |case: 31=Pirates are genetically superior to ninjas.
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| |case: 00=I ate my friend and I liked it. The taste of their squishy pink brain. I ate my friend just to try it. I hope my groupies don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm evil tonight. I ate my friend and I liked it. I liked it.}}">VVV</span>''']]<sup> '''[[Annus Horribilis|<span style="color:black" title="{{switch
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| |{{CURRENTDOW}} | | |{{CURRENTDOW}} |
| |case: 1=Opening doors. And skulls. | | |case: 0=At last, old friend, we meet again. Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps? |
| |case: 2=Avt barhah avt nihil! | | |case: 1=You smash at the harman, damaging it. It whines and hisses threats. |
| |case: 3=The most efficient horde ever! | | |case: 2=You smash at the harman. It collapses in a shower of blood. |
| |case: 4=DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE!! | | |case: 3=Window dive into the best undeath of your life! |
| |case: 5=Opening doors. And skulls. | | |case: 4=Friends don't let friends breath. |
| |case: 6=Avt barhah avt nihil! | | |case: 5=Good is a point of view. |
| |case: 0=The most efficient horde ever!}}">(AH)</span>]] [[Big Bash 3|<span style="color:black" title="Currently {{BB3witty}}.">(3)</span>]] [[Banana Tactics|<span style="color:black" title="Make like a banana and split!">BT!</span>]]'''</sup> | | |case: 6=Kill your family! |
| | |case: 7=It's not about making money, it's about taking money.}}">VVV</span>''']]<sup> '''[[Annus Horribilis|<span style="color:black" title="Avt barhah avt nihil!">(AH)</span>]] [[Big Bash 3|<span style="color:black" title="Currently {{BB3witty}}.">(3)</span>]] [[Banana Tactics|<span style="color:black" title="Make like a banana and split!">BT!</span>]]'''</sup> |