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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים Abbreviation: Mossad Group Numbers: Classified Leadership: Supa Sekrit Goals: Kill Nazis. Recruitment Policy: Kill Nazis. Contact: Talk page

Overview

Ha-Mosad le-Modi'in u-le-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (Hebrew: המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים, The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, often referred to as Mossad, meaning "The Institute"). Specialize in assassination, paramilitary operations, sabotage, sexual harrasment, and psychological warfare. Just plain all around nipple twisting of nazi trash and known nazi sympathizers.
 

Current Mission(s)

2011 April 08

from User:Sexualharrison's talk page
cornholioo account just murdered someone in caiger. will scout and have a squiz around -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:22, 8 April 2011 (BST)

2011 March 31

As of today, all members of Wotan's Templar but Bankschroef are zerg-listed. Shooting them is now fun for the whole family (as if it weren't before). Remember to use the opportunity to rack up a hi-score on the Zerg Hunter League Table!

2011 March 07

All of our agents are busy twisting Cornlolio's nipples and ramming two fingers up his ass and that of all his zerglings. As a public service, we provide a list of sightings of all of his alts. The wiki public is allowed to contribute to it in good faith.

2011 February 19

After several months of inactivity in Malton, the Mossad returns.

Policies

Our official position on issues in Malton

Credo

The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, otherwise known as 'Mossad. Our mission is to collect information, analyze intelligence and perform special covert operations.

Mossad employees are the source of its strength and considerable effort is invested in nurturing them, in developing their capabilities and in fostering esprit de corps. We, the Mossad staff, share the belief that: Service in the Mossad is based on recognition of service to the nation, which we tender through identification with the nation's values, the nation's best interests and the purposes for which the Mossad was created. In the course of our work we pursue justice, honesty, integrity, modesty, personal responsibility, trustworthiness, discipline and discretion. We encourage excellence and goal orientation: initiative, creativity, resourcefulness and courage. We act with determination but are open to criticism.

The Mossad leadership undertakes: To lead and to motivate, to accept full command responsibility and implement it constructively, to provide support, to lead by personal example, to delegate responsibility and to inspire.

Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.

PKing & Zerging

The Mossad's many endeavors in serving Maltons security interests have earned Mossad a reputation for being extremely effective and deadly as an intelligence agency. Controversy exists over cases where it has employed the tactics of assassination. (See Confirmed Licensed Assassinations.)

We do not support the use of any zerging tactics, bots, and any and all other forms of cheating.

We support and encourage the extermination of these cowards and poor sports.

Contact

You can contact the Mossad one way... pray
Our primary communication is via the western wall.

Allies

N/A at the moment

Mossad Template

Any user or group that wants to show their support on the wiki please enter {{Template:Mossad}}. Thank you for your support.

	המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
	Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.

Confirmed Licensed Assassinations

Booyakasha!
KILL ON SIGHT!
As a public service, we provide a list of sightings of all of his alts. The wiki public is allowed to contribute to it in good faith.

Wotan's Templar

Zergling	Last seen in	Sig (~~~~ WITHOUT DASHES!)
Arthur Axmann	Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6)	Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST)
Bankschroef	St. Ansgar's Hospital (6, 1) Dakerstown	Smyg 09:50, 31 March 2011 (BST)
Batavian Warrior	Thompson Mall, Lockettside	Spiderzed▋ 16:21, 6 April 2011 (BST)
cornholioo	Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6)	Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST)
dukeee	SE Buckley Mall (50,99)	Spiderzed▋ 15:41, 1 April 2011 (BST)
Horst Wessel	Thompson Mall, Lockettside	Spiderzed▋ 16:21, 6 April 2011 (BST)
Josef Dietrich	Thompson Mall, Lockettside	Spiderzed▋ 16:21, 6 April 2011 (BST)
Jurgen Wagner	SE Buckley Mall (50,99)	Spiderzed▋ 15:41, 1 April 2011 (BST)
Martin Kohlroser	Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6)	Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST)
Paul Hausser	Buckley Mall	Spiderzed▋ 18:32, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
vuilnisman	Thompson Mall, Lockettside	Spiderzed▋ 16:21, 6 April 2011 (BST)

UDWidget

#7B3F00,nazi
;Start nazi List
Arthur Axmann,nazi,Cornhole
Bankschroef,nazi,Cornholes butt buddy
Batavian Warrior,nazi,Cornhole
cornholioo,nazi,Cornhole
dukeee,nazi,Cornhole
Horst Wessel,nazi,Cornhole
Josef Dietrich,nazi,Cornhole
Jurgen Wagner,nazi,Cornhole
Martin Kohlroser,nazi,Cornhole
Paul Hausser,nazi,Cornhole
vuilnisman,nazi,Cornhole
;End nazi List

Mass Contacts

Arthur_Axmann_#1859282{1}dead,
Bankschroef_#1711387{1}live,
Batavian_Warrior_#1712226{1}live,
cornholioo_#1671228{1}live,
dukeee_#1672282{1}dead,
Horst_Wessel_#1859285{1}dead,
Josef_Dietrich_#1859273{1}live,
Jurgen_Wagner_#1858951{1}live,
Martin_Kohlroser_#1858945{1}live,
Paul_Hausser_#1859278{1}dead,
vuilnisman_#1718073{1}dead,