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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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Abbreviation: Mossad
Group Numbers: Classified
Leadership: Sexualharrison
Goals: Classified.
Recruitment Policy: CLOSED! We are DISBANDED
Contact: Piss off! We are DISBANDED

Overview

Ha-Mosad le-Modi'in u-le-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (Hebrew: המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים, The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, often referred to as Mossad, meaning "The Institute"). Specialize in assassination, paramilitary operations, sabotage, sexual harrasment, and psychological warfare. Just plain all around nipple twisting of zombie groups and known zombie sympathizers.
 

Current Mission(s)

Update October 17

Mossad is currently in Darkers Town liberating the poor souls Of Extinction who believe this is thier home. Any and all are welcome and anyone who brings protection will be greatly rewarded as there will be many babies made otherwise. There is also an Alcoholic probation in effect as the Mossad strike force needs all the liquor they can get, this time Gin is especially needed, as well as Captian Morgan.


As of 8/13/07 The main strike force of Mossad are helping to retake Molebank and the surrounding suburbs. All who wish to share in the glory should bring thier protective cups and any ammo and FAKs you can find. Any who are afraid of living should stand clear and watch the ensuing bloodbath.

any and all alcoholic drink are welcome... except for Gin.

Policies

Our official position on issues in Malton

Credo

The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, otherwise known as 'Mossad. Our mission is to collect information, analyze intelligence and perform special covert operations.

Mossad employees are the source of its strength and considerable effort is invested in nurturing them, in developing their capabilities and in fostering esprit de corps. We, the Mossad staff, share the belief that: Service in the Mossad is based on recognition of service to the nation, which we tender through identification with the nation's values, the nation's best interests and the purposes for which the Mossad was created. In the course of our work we pursue justice, honesty, integrity, modesty, personal responsibility, trustworthiness, discipline and discretion. We encourage excellence and goal orientation: initiative, creativity, resourcefulness and courage. We act with determination but are open to criticism.

The Mossad leadership undertakes: To lead and to motivate, to accept full command responsibility and implement it constructively, to provide support, to lead by personal example, to delegate responsibility and to inspire.

  • Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.

PKing & Zerging

The Mossad's many endeavors in serving Maltons security interests have earned Mossad a reputation for being extremely effective and deadly as an intelligence agency. Controversy exists over cases where it has employed the tactics of assassination. (See Confirmed Licensed Assassinations). We do not support the use of any zerging tactics, bots, and any and all other forms of cheating. We support and encourage the extermination of these cowards and poor sports.

Contact

You can contact the Mossad one way..pray
Our primary communication is via the western wall. BUT DON'T BOTHER WE ARE DISBANDED!

Allies

See our forum

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Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.


Confirmed Licensed Assassinations

Booyakasha! KILL ON SITE!



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