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|style="text-align: center"|'''''[[church of Kevan|{{c|black|Main}}]] | [[Talk:Church of Kevan|{{c|black|Talk}}]] | [http://www.dantebot.com/malton/{{c|black|Forum}}]''''' | |||
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|style="text-align: center"|''The Church of Kevan, also known as "Kevanism", centers around the belief that the world was created by an intelligent designer known as "{{usr|Kevan}}". Kevanists believe that we all follow his rules, and that by studying the way things work in Malton, they can determine Kevan's motives and moral guidance.'' | |||
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== The 10 Commandments of Kevan == | == The 10 Commandments of Kevan == | ||
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According to Kevanist scholars, the Great Kevan's intentions for his creations can be laid out in 10 simple rules: | According to Kevanist scholars, the Great Kevan's intentions for his creations can be laid out in 10 simple rules: | ||
'''1: Kevan is the creator''' | |||
''Fundamental Kevanist belief. Kevan created the universe approximately 6 years ago.'' | |||
'''2: Possibility does not equal morality.''' | |||
''Just because the Great Kevan allows something to happen, this does not mean he condones it. We all have free will and we are responsible for our actions.'' | |||
'''3: Balance is Holy''' | |||
''The Great Kevan acts to make sure no-one dominates, that life and death enjoy equal status.'' | |||
'''4: Favour the weak''' | |||
''The Great Kevan will answer the prayers of those who are less fortunate. The misfortunate will find extra strength or abilities in order to restore balance to the universe'' | |||
'''5: Both states of life are equal''' | |||
''Malton is a deeply polarised place, but the Great Kevan smiles on all his creations.'' | |||
'''6: Struggle is virtue''' | |||
''Only through conflict, hardship and effort can we advance, Kevan has made it this way. '' | |||
'''7: Cheating is sin''' | |||
''The Great Kevan will smite those who attempt to circumvent the rules he lays down.'' | |||
'''8: Accept your limits''' | |||
''Be patient, work for the long term, plan ahead and dont do more than 50 things in 25 hours.'' | |||
'''9: Work together and prosper''' | |||
''The Great Kevan smiles on community and provides for those who wish to co-operate.'' | |||
'''10: Money is evil.''' | |||
''There are no rich men in Malton. Kevan frowns on any form of wealth - even barter. He provides for all his creations, anything you desire can be found with a little effort.'' | |||
== The Kevanic Codex == | == The Kevanic Codex == | ||
=== Book of Complilation=== | |||
''"..And lo, on the first day Kevan created..''<br> | |||
''..[0, 0][[Bird_Boulevard_(Dakerstown)#Bird_Boulevard|Bird Boulevard]].."''<br> | |||
=== Book of Promises === | === Book of Promises === | ||
''"..Yeay, Take thee a moment to reflect upon His wisdom..'' | ''"..Yeay, Take thee a moment to reflect upon His wisdom..''<br> | ||
''..And then take another to reflect upon thy doings..'' | ''..And then take another to reflect upon thy doings..''<br> | ||
''..For 'tis now not the time to be unwillingly'' | ''..For 'tis now not the time to be unwillingly''<br> | ||
''mauledeth to death or revivedeth to life..'' | ''mauledeth to death or revivedeth to life..''<br> | ||
''..We have holy work to do here.."'' | ''..We have holy work to do here.."''<br> | ||
''"Yeay, loveth all of Kevan's creations, even while you barricadeth against them..'' | ''"Yeay, loveth all of Kevan's creations, even while you barricadeth against them..''<br> | ||
''..As He hath ordainedeth..'' | ''..As He hath ordainedeth..''<br> | ||
''..And occasionally changedeth with updates.."'' | ''..And occasionally changedeth with updates.."''<br> | ||
=== Book of Too Many Words === | === Book of Too Many Words === | ||
''"..Lo!, we dareth question the common wisdom..'' | ''"..Lo!, we dareth question the common wisdom..''<br> | ||
''..Asketh o'er Life and Death..'' | ''..Asketh o'er Life and Death..''<br> | ||
''..Wondereth why should we bothereth with it all..'' | ''..Wondereth why should we bothereth with it all..''<br> | ||
''..Who hath so placeth all these christmas trees about the place..'' | ''..Who hath so placeth all these christmas trees about the place..''<br> | ||
''.. And just what are first aid kits doing in churches anyway.."'' | ''.. And just what are first aid kits doing in churches anyway.."''<br> | ||
=== Book of Shivering & Bowing Down Frequently === | === Book of Shivering & Bowing Down Frequently === | ||
''Truly does He taketh care of the birds and the undead and the flowers alike..'' | ''Truly does He taketh care of the birds and the undead and the flowers alike..''<br> | ||
''..Seek thee aid of thy Creator and thee shall find it..'' | ''..Seek thee aid of thy Creator and thee shall find it..''<br> | ||
''..At rates of about fourteen percent in lighted hospitals..'' | ''..At rates of about fourteen percent in lighted hospitals..''<br> | ||
''..Hath the Universe not been made bountiful?..'' | ''..Hath the Universe not been made bountiful?..''<br> | ||
''..Is this not proof enough of His devine plan for thee, Ye heathens?'' | ''..Is this not proof enough of His devine plan for thee, Ye heathens?''<br> | ||
== Template == | == Template == | ||
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At the time of writing there are | At the time of writing there are 41 Kevanists using this template. | ||
[[Category:Religion]] | [[Category:Religion]] | ||
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