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Do you hate axes? If your reply was "yes", you're in the right place!
2012's International Axe Hating Week is coming soon. Check back in July 1st, 2012.
{{Groupbox
|group_name= International Axe Haiting Week
|group_image= [[Image:BanAxesLarge.PNG|225px]]
|group_abbrev= IAHW
|group_membership= All Axe Haters around the world.
|group_leaders= The great Axe Hating Leader, Colette Hart herself.
|group_goals= To declare our hatred towards [[Fire Axes|axes]].
|group_recruit= All axe haters are welcome.
|group_contact= No need for contact. Protest by yourself! :)
}}
 
=About the IAHW=
The International Axe-Hating week is an event founded, supported, recommended and sponsored by Colette Hart, who has a vehement hatred towards axes.
Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes.
Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes.
=Our Creed=
*1. Axes are not weapons. Axes are not tools. Axes are instruments of barbarism.
*2. Axes must be despised.
*3. There is no situation where an axe is useful.
*4. Fanatic axemen must be considered barbarians, and therefore be despised.
*5. All axes must be burned, broken and destroyed on sight.
*6. All supporters must make propaganda for the annual International Axe-Hating Week.
[[Image:barbarian.jpg|thumb|right|A typical barbarian holding an axe.]]
 
=Schedule=
This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world.
==2010==
===July 19===
*'''Inauguration Ceremony'''
The ceremony will be presided by Colette Hart, who will deliver an [[User:Colette_Hart/International_Axe_Hating_Week/Speeches|speech.]] The IAHW starts oficially after the ceremony.
 
===July 20===
*'''Protest Day'''
Make your banners, go out to the streets and protest!
===July 21===
*'''Propaganda Day'''
Spray and shout your hatred towards axes around. Convince people to bring the Axe Culture down!
===July 22===
*'''Destruction Day I'''
Time for axe destruction!
===July 23===
*'''Destruction Day II'''
Time for more axe destruction!
===July 24===
*'''Kill a Barbarian Day'''
Find a Barbarian inside UD and kill him in the IAHW's honor
===July 25===
*'''Closure Ceremony'''
Colette Hart will give the closure [[User:Colette_Hart/International_Axe_Hating_Week/Speeches|speech]], and we'll begin preparations for the next year's IAHW
 
=Propaganda and actions against Fire Axes=
==For survivors:==
 
*Use that radio! Spread the word across all major frequencies! And give it some pizazz!
*spraypainting, you should rarely if ever spray the same message twice, but here are some suggestions:
**Down with the axe! Use something more powerful!
**Axes are good for nothing! Throw them out!
**Use guns for zombies, use axe for nothing.
**'I don't need this paperweight!' and nailed an axe
*PKer? Kill a barbarian and give him a speech about why not to use and Axe!
*Griefer? Then overbarricade. New survivors can't get axes if they can't get to them! It's quick and easy, but if the area is rather zombie filled, you might deter an attack.<span style="font-size:50%">Note: Colette Hart does not encourage this practice and is not responsible if any supporter of the movement uses it.</span>
 
==For Zombies==
Make those dumb axes inaccessible to the unenlightened. There are multiple ways to do this. Which is best for you depends on location.
*Ruin. They can't swing what they can't find! Turn zombie for a little while, and decommission the barbarian strongholds. Best when you know you'll succeed, so bring dead friends!
 
=Template=
Show your hatred towards axes with this template.
 
<pre>Write {{Axe Hater|User=Your name}} in your page, and voila!</pre>
 
{{Axe Hater|User=This user or group}}

Latest revision as of 02:05, 2 September 2011

2012's International Axe Hating Week is coming soon. Check back in July 1st, 2012.