Freedom-Loving United Crowbankers (FLUCkers)

Our Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It

Our Motto: Non Circum Coitus

To liberate Crowbank from those who would seek to rule this suburb, and its freedom-loving people.

We are no-one's subjects, and no-one's pets. We are free.

Who Are The FLUCkers?

We are simply the collective will of all Crowbankers and friendly neighbours who do not wish to see Crowbank fall under the iron-heeled jackboot clownshoes of any self-proclaimed 'rulers'.

We are not an in-game group as such, but a movement. We have no leader, no hierarchy, no organisation. We welcome survivors and zombies of all kinds under our umbrella, as long as they seek to throw off their chains and embrace freedom for themselves and Crowbank.

If you don't already belong to a group, by all means put FLUCk as your group affiliation.

So, You Think You May Be a FLUCker. What Next?

If the cap fits, wear it!

Simple. Whenever you are in Crowbank, be on the lookout for those who seek to oppress Crowbankers.

Kill and dump these oppressors and their running dog fellow-travellers, revive those whom they target, and overspray their vile imperialist propaganda with the clarion call of freedom.

Use mass media to spread the word that Crowbank is a free suburb for free people (and zombies). The best frequency to use is 26.34MHz but 26.16MHz is also in use in some places.

Roll Call of FLUCking Legends!

If you wish to support this worthy cause, either as an individual or as a group, sign below.

	The Spanish Inquisition
	TSI are a bunch of FLUCkers!

	Panzergruppe Arnheim
	Anja supports FLUCk!

Roll Call of People Who've Sorta Missed The Point

	Jerden Rules Crowbank
	Well, what the hell, why not? Our friends are here, and we like your barricade plan, so I guess JRC might as well support you guys! FLUCk off!

Radio Free Crowbank

FLUCk wishes to welcome the broadcaster on 26.16MHz who has taken up the cudgels of freedom and is using them to beat out the (tiny) brains of oppression. We encourage freedom-loving Crowbankers to tune the burb's radios to 26.16MHz to receive apocalypse updates, news, views and possibly even sports results.

Installing and powering up more radio transmitters for this purpose is also encouraged. Spread the Word!

As Heard On The Radio

26.16 MHz: "Good morning,Malton and/or Crowbank. This is TFC station!!".
26.16 MHz: "Today we...Well, I don't have anything to say that's good...".

Honesty is the best policy! That's how we roll.

Peace Talks

If you're tuned to TFC (on 26.16MHz), which for some reason is the abbreviation for Radio Free Crowbank, you will have heard Anja's peace talk proposals. Mick McManix will be on his way to the Mydleham Building for 5th February, to represent TSI, and of course to be a spokesperson for FLUCk along with the delightful and equally peace-loving Anja.

We request that there be no shooting inside the NT for the duration of the talks - thank you for your co-operation.

Working for Anja's New Crowbank (WANCk)

As discussed on our popular and lively talk page and elsewhere, FLUCk is consulting Crowbankers, Crowbankians, the Crowbankese and other interested parties regarding a new, improved barricade plan, based on Anja Arnheim's ground-breaking Apple Barricade Concept ^(tm), also known as the ABC.

Every FLUCker's thoughts are welcome! Let's help Anja's dreams of a new Crowbank come true!

If you want to help, add this flagbox proudly to your user page, and help disseminate the ideals we share (don't forget to insert your name, or your group's name):

	WANCk
	This user or group is a WANCker and may even be WANCking right now!