User:Jerden

This is Jerden, the High Lord of Crowbank, leader of Jerden Rules Crowbank (JRC). I also play Dr Frank Franklin, who's a friendly Dual Nature Necrotech Scientist, who actually delivers vigilate justice to PKers when he's got the ammo and a good reason, and recently I created Old Barbara, a zombie granny ready to strike at the living.

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

	Fair Tactics Leader
	This group leader has ratified the Coalition for Fair Tactics Group Pledge.

	PKers are people too!
	This user or group acknowledges the fact that PKers play a legitimate role in a zombie apocalypse and that they are people too.

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

Jerden

Some call me Crazy. Egotistical. Sociopathic. Megalomanical. Delusional. Ridiculous. Moronic. Stupid, Pathetic, Useless. And others call me His Majesty. I am Jerden. And I say I rule Crowbank. That's right. Jerden Rules Crowbank.

I don't really mind how people play the game, as long as they enjoy it. And this is how I prefer to play Urban Dead:

	PK Count
	Jerden has PKed 45 people.

I will not give up. I will not back down. At least, not until it gets boring. Some would say I take this far too seriously. I say that I just don't even take not taking things too seriously seriously. (Trust me, it makes sense in my head!)

Why should I rule Crowbank? Better question - Why not? (Send you answers to my discussion page and I'll see if they're good enough to add below!) Some people just need to lighten up and/or hail me as king! Still, you guys keep me going. You're always there for me when I need to cheer myself up.

Occupation: Former - Private, Current - "High Lord of Crowbank" as leader of the group Jerden Rules Crowbank.

A short biography by Ay Figment Junior: Jerden claims he is of blue blood, a descendant of a long and noble line. Personally, I think he's taken too many headshots. He was a troubled child who always wanted to be center of attention. He joined the Military and became a Private in search of Glory and Honour, and possibly because he really wanted to shoot people. He was generally disliked by his comrades, which may explain why he was airdropped into Malton in May 2011.

At first Jerden was eager to help survivors, and prepared to save Malton from this zombie apocalypse everyone was making a fuss about. Obviously, he would win many medals for his bravery and live happily ever after. This dream was crushed very shortly after by a zombie when it turned out Jerden was rubbish as staying alive. Jerden wandered Malton as a zombie for a long time, then tried his hand at PKing with only Basic Firearms Training and a Fire Axe. Stupid idea, but he had been a zombie for a long time so killing humans was all he knew. He continued his unlife as a zombie for a while, gained XP and when he was next revived he took up PKing until he found himself in Crowbank with plenty of fire power. Jerden then got to work making enemies.

One day an idea struck him (seriously, all those headshots must have given him brain damage) and JRC began, although it has undergone many changes. He swore of violence in favor of peaceful speeches and graffiti, but got bored. He renounced his sworn outh, as apparently he only said that he probably wouldn't PK anymore. Jerden says that he now adds a little challenge, a bit of crazy fun and a lot of random violence to Urban Dead. Some would say he ruins the game, but they're just bitter pro-survivors who haven't realized the fun side of undeath.

My References from friends, enemies and bystanders:

• Wow. Jerden you Rule! A ZOMBIE ANT
• Jerden is everything right about Urban Dead. --Ross Less Ness
• Either you really are just totally inept, from the feeble coat of arms with its awful Google Latin, to the mish-mash of rules and stream-of-consciousness ramblings, or the page is the work of a truly twisted genius. I'm going with the first theory. Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD}
• Jerden > TSI. Mallrat just feels threatened :D--RadicalWhig
• I would love to pay an homage to High Lord and Supreme Ruler of Crowbank, Jerden. ~
• Charles Balfour said "I know that zed. ID 1919714. JRC are loose cannons."
• "We are simply the collective will of all Crowbankers and friendly neighbours who do not wish to see Crowbank fall under the iron-heeled jackboot clownshoes of any self-proclaimed 'rulers'." The FLUCkers
• "Ah, hello there, Jerden! I've joined up with Squadron 1111. I hope we don't decide to try and clear you from Crowbank. I like the touch of insanity you give the place." -- Doctor Zomb

	PKer
	jerden is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

Dr Frank Franklin

He was once a nerd. He liked it. He was safe and content, graduating university with a PHD in Necrology (the study of Death). He joined Necrotech (Who else?) and hoped his employers wouldn't end up causing a zombie apocalypse. Frank believes, I stress based purely on lab rumours and deductive reasoning (see guesswork) that this whole thing was caused by scientists trying to create a drug that could cure death. The problem with the revivification drugs Frank was experimenting with before the apocalypse (on rodents) was that they never worked well on corpses for some reason. It is possible that the disease was caused in a well intentioned way to preserve the vital functions until the cure could be provided to the individual inflicted with the normally fatal affliction of death. Frank certainly didn't cause the outbreak, as he always followed Lab Safety Procedures, and sincerely hopes it was accidental, although when you see some of the weirdos apparently working for Necrotech these days.... Anyway, something happened, and Frank eventually decided that he couldn't ignore the problem any longer. He took to the streets and eventually found a home at The Pippard Building Necrotech in South Blythville, although he does get bored and travel sometimes, often with fatal results, which brings out a less pleasant side of the Doctor...

	Dual Nature
	This user supports the Dual Nature Policy.

	Combat Reviver
	This user or group supports the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.

	Fertilize the Land Policy
	This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!

Old Barbara

AKA Arrh Barbarah. A new character, intended to be a grumpy old lady. I figured that there's not enough elderly people in this game, you know? Rose from the dead the first time in Farnworth Alley in New Arkham. She's played as a zombie a lot but found that it's much easier to earn XP by healing people than by smashing at barricades, so she's willing to give that a try, but she's still dangerous when dead.