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==Character==
==Character==


[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 This bad motherfucker's profile...]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Profile]


''"Fuck with me, and I'll punch your mother in her pancreas. Don't have a clue where it is, mind..."''
Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.


Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out!
He '''never''' removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)


Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of obscene language, depravity, and WHITE...HOT...LEAD! (That paragraph was meant to be said in that deep voice-over that preceeds a film, by the way.)
Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.


Current objective: Reclaiming South Blythville; this entails repairing as many sacked buildings as possible, re-barricading, cracking the Da Vinci code, and healing bleeders.
'''Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb.'''
'''Secondary objective: Party.'''
 
'''[Objective status: Groovy.]'''


Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.
==Contact==


Group status: Affiliated with nobody - however, looking to join a group. Hit me up on my talk page, should you be interested.
{{contact|
UDprofile=[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Flatliner]|
WikiProfile=[[User:Flatliner|Flatliner]]|
Group=[[PEZ United]]|
AIM=n/a|
MSN=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
e-mail=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
Home=Watford, UK|
}}


==Other things==
==Other things==


{{Channel4NewsTeam}}
{{Secret Agent}}
{{Survivor}}
{{Kane lives}}
{{Good grooming}}
{{Drunkard}}
{{Violence}}

Latest revision as of 20:37, 2 March 2017

Character

Profile

Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.

He never removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)

Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.

Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb. Secondary objective: Party.

[Objective status: Groovy.]

Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun. Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.

Contact

UDprofile: Flatliner WikiProfile: Flatliner Group: PEZ United
AIM: n/a MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk
Home: Watford, UK contact database.

Other things

JohnnyEnglish.jpg Secret Agent
This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
Kane1.JPG Kane LIVES!
This user believes you can't kill the Messiah
Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
Beer.jpg Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.


Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.