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| ==Getting Around==
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| In the upper left quarter of your game window, there is a '''[[minimap|map]]'''. This is where you move around. Each square represents a single city [[block]]. The central square is your current location. You move by clicking on the button in any other square in this map; doing so will take you to that block, and refresh the page view. Read the scene description after you move each time - they may contain useful information. As you move, the amount of [[Action Points|Action Points (AP)]] that you have will decrease. You have limited Action Points, and do not want them to drop to zero unless you are a zombie or are inside a barricaded building. Once you run out of Action Points, your [[alt|character]] will be unable to perform any actions. Your Action Points will be automatically replenished at a rate of one AP every 30 minutes (at X:00 and X:30). You can never have more than 50 AP. Use them wisely, and use them every day.
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| ==Advice for the Living==
| | '''MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| ===General Advice===
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| Playing as a [[survivor|living character]] offers you a wider range of actions you can perform, but is more complicated than playing as a zombie. Staying alive can be surprisingly hard at lower [[level]]s. The following sections include more specific info, both on what to do, and how to do it, but always keep the following rules in mind if you don't want to play your characters as a [[zombie]]. If you do want to play as a zombie, which is arguably even more fun, just skip to the [[Guides:First_Day_in_Malton#BRA.21NZ.21.21.21|appropriate section]] of this guide.
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| *'''Sleep inside.''' - Most survivors have a temporary [[Safehouses (Glossary)|safehouse]] (a barricaded, zombie-free building that they know they can enter), and return to it when they get low on Action Points. [[Barricades]] can be built by survivors with the [[Civilian_skills#Construction|Construction]] [[Category:Skills|skill]]. If you [[sleeping|log out or leave the computer for a long time]], and you are standing outside, it is very easy for a zombie to find and [[death|kill]] you. You will want to go outside each day to explore, but if you find a building that seems safe to sleep in, you may want to remember the location and return to it. Various maps can help greatly in doing so. Most buildings in Malton are Extremely Heavily Barricaded and could be difficult to find one building to get in, so it is best to buy the [[Free_running#List_of_Military_skills|Free Running]] skill rather early.
| | '''WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| *'''Earn experience points.''' - You use [[experience points|experience points (XP)]] to purchase skills. Skills are generally helpful either in staying alive directly, or in earning more experience points more quickly.
| | '''OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| *'''Read and obey advisory [[Spraypainting|graffiti]].''' - Spraypainted messages such as "revive point here" and "keep building at VSB" are typically put there by other survivors as part of an overall community effort to organize defenses.
| | '''HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]] |
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| ===Entering Buildings===
| | '''YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]] |
| You need to know how to do this just to survive, and also to find any useful items. If you are outside and you run out of Action Points (or even just get close - that's why you get the big red warning when you get to 9 AP) you are very likely to die. Zombies can't enter most buildings without substantial effort, so you are significantly safer inside than outside. Even in buildings where zombies can reach you, they can not ''see'' you if they are just wandering around the map, so you are still a bit safer even in a building that has no defenses than if you are standing in the streets.
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| To enter a building, you must move onto a block that has the building and then use the "enter building" button. However, barricades may impede your progress. {{h|LightCyan|If the building is described as Heavily Barricaded, Very Heavily Barricaded, or Extremely Heavily Barricaded (and many buildings are) you will not be able to enter.}} Buildings that can be entered are described as Doors Wide Open, Doors Secured, Loosely Barricaded, Lightly Barricaded, Quite Strongly Barricaded, or Very Strongly Barricaded. {{h|LightCyan|Buildings that are Quite Strongly and Very Strongly barricaded offer good protection against zombies.}} Lightly or Loosely barricaded buildings afford almost no protection (beyond getting you out of sight) and have likely come under attack recently. They may even still have zombies inside!
| | '''SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| If you started as a military Scout, you will have the Free Running skill and can move directly from the interior of one building to the interior of a building in an adjacent block. You still must find a building you can enter, but from there you can move to buildings with heavier barricades - which offer the best protection from zombies, and tend to also have high level survivors defending them.
| | '''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]] |
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| {{h|LightCyan|If you did not start as a military Scout, buy the Free Running skill as quickly as you can!}}
| | '''SURE, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]] |
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| According to the Universal Barricade Plan, most [[Police Departments]], [[Fire Stations]] and [[Hospitals]] should be kept at Very Strongly Barricaded (VSB) to allow new players to have a safe place to stay, as well as allowing those players to gain experience points. In practice, these may be overbarricaded by [[death cultist]]s wanting to trap you outside and help the zombies kill you, or by survivors more concerned with keeping the building zombie-free than newbie-accessible.
| | '''HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!!''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]] |
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| If there are any zombies inside a building, don't sleep there, regardless of the level of barricades. The zombies inside could come online at any moment and attack you, and they have a variety of methods by which to bring even more zombies inside.
| | '''YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]] |
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| Remember, you can pass through barricades that are Very Strong or weaker; zombies can't. Barricades are the only thing that keep the shambling hordes from tearing you limb from limb, so if you want to survive, it is absolutely vital for you to be in a barricaded building every time you're offline.
| | '''SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| ===Gear===
| | '''IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]] |
| ====[[Firearms|Guns]]====
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| Chances are, you have a gun - most folks choose characters who come with them. Your gun will run out of ammunition very fast. The best way for a low-level character to get more ammo (and guns) is by entering and searching a police department.
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| Your gun will have a number after its name, indicating the number of bullets loaded. For example, <span style="background:#889988;padding-left:3px;padding-right:3px;padding-top:5px;padding-bottom:5px" ><span style="padding-top:2px;padding-bottom:2px;background: #FFFFFF;border-top: solid 2px Gainsboro;border-left: solid 2px gainsboro;border-bottom: solid 2px grey;border-right:solid 2px grey;width:auto;padding-left2px;padding-right:2px"><font color="#CC0000"><span style="padding-top:4px;padding-bottom: 4px;">Pistol</span></font></span> {{c|white|'''(3)'''}}</span> indicates a pistol loaded with three bullets. If your gun has zero bullets, you can reload it by clicking on a Pistol Clip or Shotgun Shell, if you have any in your inventory. This will consume one AP, the ammo clicked on, and add either one shell to your shotgun or bring your pistol to six bullets, depending on the type of ammo used. Pistols are more efficient to load and they use less inventory space, but shotguns deal twice as much damage (and earn twice the experience points) per hit. You'll probably want to use both, rather than discard unfavored ammo and spend even more Action Points searching.
| | '''FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]] |
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| Once you have a decent load of ammo, you will find that injuring and killing zombies (with your gun or any other weapon) earns you experience points very fast, so long as your ammo supply remains. Finding ammunition and then attacking zombies is relatively safe; the zombie player is rarely online as you attack, so you can often score a kill without any reprisal. Firing a bullet from a pistol into a zombie and damaging them will earn you '''four or five XP'''. Doing the same to a survivor will earn you '''two XP'''. Firing a shotgun shell into a zombie will earn you '''eight or ten XP'''. Doing the same to a survivor will earn you '''four or five XP'''. Killing either will gain you '''10 XP'''.
| | '''OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| Shooting zombies will often mean going outside. If you spend all of your Action Points attacking, you'll have none left to find your way back to a barricaded building, and you'll have nothing standing between the zombies roaming the streets and their favorite food (you). Be sure to head back inside before your AP drops too low. When in doubt, err on the side of caution.
| | '''MAIN INFOPOOPYER!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| ====[[Axe]]s====
| | '''OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
| If you started as a Fireman, you have an axe and know how to use it pretty well. Attacking zombies with it is a good way to earn experience points, but remember not to get stuck outside. You want to end your day in a nicely barricaded building, even if it means you don't get to kill a zombie - and usually you won't kill one, as your attack is relatively weak. On the plus side, you never have to search for ammo, so you can probably earn a couple dozen experience points every day. Each time you manage to strike and damage a zombie with your axe, you will earn '''three XP'''. Damaging a survivor with your axe earns you only '''one XP'''. Killing either earns you '''10 XP'''.
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| ====[[First Aid Kit]]s (FAKs)====
| | '''FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| You may have started with one or two of these. You want more of them. LOTS more of them. You can find them by entering and searching a hospital or (less frequently) a [[church]]. Every time you use a first aid kit on somebody who actually needed it, you get '''five XP''', regardless of the amount of HP healed. If you have the [[Diagnosis#Medical_Skills|Diagnosis]] skill (which you may have started with, if you play a Doctor) it is very easy to tell who needs it; the [[Hit Points|Hit Points (HP)]] number next to their name will be below 50. Most high level survivors can have 60 HP, so if you see somebody with 51-59 HP, they also need healing. If you don't have the Diagnosis skill, use common sense and keep trying - you do not lose the FAK if you use it on somebody with full health, but you do lose one AP. (Note: anybody in the same square as a zombie likely needs some healing.) You can also earn '''five XP''' by using FAKs on injured zombies. It's best not to heal zombies that are standing ''inside'' buildings, as it makes it harder for other survivors to clear and repair the building. Healing zombies standing outside is usually harmless.
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| =====[[Infectious Bite|Infection]]=====
| | '''OKAY,... ... AND NOW?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
| Infection occurs when a high level zombie bites you. It's really bad news-you lose one HP for every action you perform, except for speaking (allowing you to ask for help if somebody is around). You WILL die from it, unless healed with a First Aid Kit. Being healed not only cures the damage, it removes the infection. Anybody can find and use a First Aid Kit to heal, and you can heal yourself. If you want to stay alive, make sure to always carry at least one First Aid Kit to use in case of infection. If you are not prepared for infection, it can kill you. If you have a First Aid Kit on-hand, it's just a painful bite and entirely manageable. Healing yourself does not earn you any experience points, however.
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| ====[[Useful_items#DNA_Extractor|DNA Extractor]] (DNA Scanner, Scanning Zombies)====
| | '''NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| If you started as a Necrotech Lab Assistant, you will have one of these. Getting a sample of a zombie's DNA grants you '''four XP'''. Some zombie DNA is hard to scan, but most take only one try. Find a building you can enter, preferably one with strong barricades, and maybe with resources inside that you need.
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| The best way of earning experience points with a DNA extractor is finding an active or recently subsided siege. The trick is: zombies are scannable after performing an action, including hitting the barricades, so, while they are busy, you can earn experience points. Note that this method is dangerous, be sure you have safehouse nearby and keep some spare Action Points just in case, because if you become exhausted near a zombie mob, you'll meet certain death.
| | '''UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| ====Finding and Hauling Stuff====
| | '''WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| You may not have some or all of the above items, or you may run out of them; ammunition gets used up, and FAKs are a single use item. To find more, you need to [[search]] an appropriate location. As you pick up more and more items, your [[encumbrance]] will increase. Encumbrance can potentially go over 100%, but when it is 100% or higher, you can no longer pick up more items. This has no effect on actions other than searching; encumbrance does not hinder movement or combat in any way.
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| ====Other gear====
| | '''I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
| A variety of other implements, devices and jeejaws will surface as you play the game. Most of them can be used by clicking on them in your inventory. For example, when you click on [[Useful_Items#Radio_Transmitter|'''radio transmitters''']] and [[Useful_Items#Portable_Generator|'''generators''']], you will permanently unload them and set them up in whatever building you are in. For a full listing of items, see '''[[Items]]'''.
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| ==Advice for the Dead==
| | '''WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| Whether by choice or by accident of fate, you may find yourself dead. Everybody dies. The game is called "Urban Dead", after all. However, you can come back. Or perhaps even better, you can join the hungry, shambling hordes and cause some mayhem.
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| ===Dealing with Death===
| | '''WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL???''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| Death in Malton has its upsides. First, nobody can do anything to harm your [[dead body]], although they can [[Dumping Bodies|move it]] from the inside of a building to outside that same building. Other than that, you are "safe" until you [[stand up]]. Use that time as a corpse to let your Action Points refresh up to the full 50; it will cost you 10 (or even 15) AP to stand up.
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| A second potential upside to death is that you now are a zombie. Many people enjoy playing zombies. Every one of the zombies you see is played by a human being just like you! In fact, the game offers you a choice of starting out as one, and it is a good idea to do so if you want an effective zombie character. There is no disadvantage at all to doing so (or to playing for awhile as a zombie) even if you wish to play again as a survivor.
| | '''ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS??''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| ===I want to live again!===
| | '''YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| That's not a huge problem. Most high level characters can bring zombies back to life (called "[[revivification]]" or "revive" in game). These folks generally travel from cemetery to cemetery (or to other places marked as "[[revive point]]s") looking for zombies that want to live. Move to one of these places and then just wait. You might have to wait a whole day - but during that time, you will regain AP, and being killed is not nearly as troublesome. If you are shot down before being revived, you can just stand back up, albeit at the cost of 10/15 AP. If, after a day or two, neither you nor any other zombie has been revived, move to a different, and hopefully better maintained revive point.
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| Eventually, somebody will inject you with a [[NecroTech]] [[syringe]], and you will slump to the ground. When you spend 10 AP to stand up again, you will be alive. You will only have 25 HP and will be outside, and might still have an infection, so you'll probably want to look for a hospital that has been Very Strongly Barricaded, where you'll be healed quickly.
| | '''AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| | '''NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| ===Bra!nz!===
| | '''NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
| Attacking survivors (or even other zombies) as a zombie can earn you experience points very quickly. To do this, you should have the [[Zombie_skills#Basic_Combat_Skills|Vigor Mortis]] skill, or buy it as quickly as possible. Characters that begin play as zombies start with this skill, and those zombies who lack it earn experience relatively slowly. Damaging a survivor by biting them earns you '''four XP'''. Damaging them with your claws will typically earn you '''two XP'''. Biting a zombie earns you '''two XP''', and clawing them earns you '''one XP'''. Killing either a survivor or a zombie will earn you '''10 XP'''. Damaging barricades and machinery will earn a meager '''one XP'''. Thus, to grow quickly, you want to attack and kill as many survivors as possible. Attacking zombies may serve as a substitute source of experience points when you can't find any survivors, but it's less than ideal.
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| The main obstacles to your success at finding living meat as zombie are barricades and [[doors]]. You should only attack barricades with claws, as bites have no effect. Damaging a barricade (which happens half the time when you hit- other hits just make it creak) earns you '''one XP''' and weakens the barricade. Once the entire barricade is gone, you still cannot enter the building if it has a door, unless you purchase the [[Memories of Life]] skill. Most buildings have doors, but churches, cathedrals, and junkyards do not. Joining a [[Recruitment#Zombie_Groups|zombie group]] will let you meet up with other, stronger zombies who will happily remove barricades and open doors for you. High level zombies can even use their advanced skills to grab survivors and drag them outside so you can eat them. However, when there are many survivors standing around outside, [[feral|lone]] zombies can do very well indeed, with no need to worry about attacking barricades.
| | '''BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| Enjoy your unlife!
| | '''OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]] |
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| ==Moving Forward==
| | '''NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
| Right now, your primary objective is to earn as many experience points as possible. But eventually, you'll find that you've purchased all the skills you need. By then, you'll want to develop a ''raison d'être'' for your character.
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| Most choose to either support the survivors in securing the city, or to join the zombies in destroying it. [[Dual Nature|Some]] will fight for whichever side they find themselves on at the time, and others find less mainstream ways of enjoying the game. It is generally recommended that, if you have multiple characters, they have different goals and ''modi operandi'', to keep things entertaining.
| | '''FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| ==For more information==
| | '''OKAY, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]] |
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| '''Guides:''' | | '''OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME?????''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
| * [[Guides:Zombie|A Zombie Guide]] - A general purpose guide to zombie (un)life, both mechanics and tactics.
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| * [[:Category:Guides|Guides]] - Guides for all characters, focusing more on advanced tactics than mechanics.
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| * [[:Category:Glossary|Glossary]] - A glossary of all features of Urban Dead and descriptions of their mechanics.
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| * [[Frequently Asked Questions]] - Kevan's guide to the game.
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| | '''YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| [[Category:Guides]] | | '''IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO???''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| | '''I WILL SAY NOW!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- ALL POOPYERS |
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| | '''MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''SURE, MY DEAR BOSS!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]] |
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| | '''INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.034]] |
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| | '''INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.089]] |
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| | '''I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!!''' -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS |
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| | '''SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS |
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| | '''OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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| | '''I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]] |
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Suddenly, in a veeery veeery far secret network...
MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF -- POOPYER NO.23784
YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH... -- POOPYER NO.73256
SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.73256
SURE, DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.23784
HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!! -- POOPYER NO.17544
YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS -- POOPYER NO.66631
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS... -- POOPYER NO.17544
FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.66631
OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
MAIN INFOPOOPYER! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY,... ... AND NOW? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL??? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS?? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!! -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365
NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, DEAR BOSS -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365
OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME????? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO??? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
I WILL SAY NOW! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!! -- ALL POOPYERS
MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, MY DEAR BOSS! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.034
INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.089
I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!! -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS
SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS
OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
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