Sollas Cinema

(66,79) (bic) (statuses) (update) Sollas Cinema VSB+2, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 01:34, 8 January 2022 (UTC)

Sollas Cinema Wray Heights [66, 79] Mayer Cinema Meany Auto Repair Braham Boulevard School Davey Way Sollas Cinema Steed Road St. Hilda's Hospital (East Grayside) Mayne Alley (East Grayside) Rudkin Crescent (East Grayside) Basic Info: Cinemas are "shrouded in darkness" when unpowered. Cinemas are Dark buildings. In the presence of a fuelled portable generator, a Cinema's flavor text will change to one of the following: "…a black-and-white drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…an old horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white documentary film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a dramatic science-fiction film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white science-fiction film playing on its main screen."

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Caught in the act. I was adjusting my flies! For five minutes. So?

Sollas Cinema

Description

Kindly run by those lovely iamnot people.

A truly MASSIVE cinema complex that only shows porn.

My mother was absolutely disgusted that they didn't have anything like this back in her day.

'Also you just couldn't get the sex toys you can these days' she tootled... 'I could probably go back in there with a couple of love eggs up my...' it was at this point i shot her in the face with a 12 guage. Sorry mum.

Some Filth

History

Named after the Solla family, a group of Spanish immigrants. Originally was one of the few Spanish-language cinemas in the area, but later branched out into English films.

It used to also show Bambi.

Barricade Policy

Apart from having to allow customers in to see the RAMPANT PORN the barricade policy is totally up to the staff.

Current Status

Very Strongly Barricaded--12:37, 28 March 2008 (UTC) -- Can you handle a dose of 24 hour hardened pornography every day of your waking working life? Of course you can. Apply somewhere reasonable, the discussion page is probably a good place.

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