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| = Declaration on Behalf of the Citizens of Malton =
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| The citizens of Malton recognize [[User:Sweetirony|SweetIrony]] as the new mayor of Malton, effective immediately, and strongly support her courageous decision to assume that role in the final hours preceding doomsday, in restoring democracy to Urban Dead.
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| In the final months of Urban Dead's existence, SweetIrony led the initiative to bring Urban Dead players together in what has now been recognized as one of the last great historical events of Urban Dead: the [[Urban_Dead_Reunion|Urban Dead Reunion]]. Through her efforts, billions of longtime Urban Dead players reconnected with friends and loved ones from decades past, breathing new life into a cherished game. With no knowledge of the doomsday announcement to come, SweetIrony's campaign to reunite Malton's citizens provided us with a final chance to be together before Urban Dead's shutdown in March of 2025. As such, SweetIrony is without a doubt the best choice to lead us in the end times.
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| ==Jorm No More: An End to Tyranny and Corruption==
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| For fifteen long years, Malton's people have suffered under current mayor [[User:Jorm|Jorm's]] disastrous dictatorship, with the [[Mayor_of_Malton/2010/Election|last mayoral election held in 2010]]. In response to demands for fair elections and term limits, Jorm has not only refused to step down as mayor for a peaceful transition of power, but illegitimately declared himself emperor of Malton instead.
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| We call on Jorm to step aside in favor of a legitimate leader reflecting the will of the people. We, the citizens of Malton, support SweetIrony as she establishes a transitional government, and leads Malton, as the city prepares for total annihilation. We urge all of Malton's citizens to support this democratic process.
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| =="My campaign slogan is 'Vote for Irony - she knows where you live!'" -- SweetIrony==
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| The new Malton government carries the flame of democracy on behalf of Malton as we descend into oblivion.
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| We, the undersigned, pledge our continued support to Mayor SweetIrony, Malton, and Urban Dead.
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| ==Supporters==
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| # [[User:JaneZoe|JaneZoe]] ([[User talk:JaneZoe|talk]]) 18:20, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
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| # SweetIrony is single-handedly responsible for the renaissance of the game in its final months. I for one would not be here if she had not personally stalked me. Thank you for everything, Irony! No one deserves this more than you. {{User:Aphelion/sig}} 18:29, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
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| # BrickCar RedBoom has been a follower of the campaign trial since he was abducted from Darvall to act as part of a security detail and is here of his own free will xD [[User:Clayton Carmine|Clayton Carmine]] ([[User talk:Clayton Carmine|talk]]) 18:41, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
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| # SweetIrony is a Fed. You don't want the government looking into you, do you? --[[User:LordMoloch|LordMoloch]] ([[User talk:LordMoloch|talk]]) 18:54, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
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